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I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: Get out out while you can ()
Date: April 14, 2018 11:43AM

Things have gotten bad and a nuclear exchange between Russia and the US is nigh. I’m taking my family and headed for the mountains. I’ve got plenty of provisions including weapons and ammo to survive during the impending collapse of society after nuclear strikes. I suggest you all do the same.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: Kxme4 ()
Date: April 14, 2018 12:24PM

My family lived in the smokies for generations. We had en expression for outsiders like you...Bear Feed.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: Radio Silence ()
Date: April 14, 2018 12:25PM

Make sure to leave all electronic devices behind. Phones, computers, tv, radio, etc. That's how they track you.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: PC retardz ()
Date: April 14, 2018 12:34PM

Radio Silence Wrote:
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> Make sure to leave all electronic devices behind.
> Phones, computers, tv, radio, etc. That's how they
> track you.


Plus design a false liscense plate that flips over to the real one if pulled over. They track liscenses.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: PC retardz ()
Date: April 14, 2018 12:37PM

PC retardz Wrote:
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> Radio Silence Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Make sure to leave all electronic devices
> behind.
> > Phones, computers, tv, radio, etc. That's how
> they
> > track you.
>
>
> Plus design a false liscense plate that flips over
> to the real one if pulled over. They track
> liscenses.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQOJmCztLw

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: lol at methhead hill billys ()
Date: April 14, 2018 01:00PM

Kxme4 Wrote:
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> My family lived in the smokies for generations.
> We had en expression for outsiders like you...Bear
> Feed.


My ar-15 doesn't care what you or your methead hick family thinks.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: stupid inbred hicks ()
Date: April 14, 2018 01:05PM

They don't even own the land they think they own. The coal companies do. And we can kick them TF off any time we want!

Rednecks! LOLZ!

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: Running Rebel ()
Date: April 14, 2018 01:33PM

Get out out while you can Wrote:
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> Things have gotten bad and a nuclear exchange
> between Russia and the US is nigh. I’m taking my
> family and headed for the mountains. I’ve got
> plenty of provisions including weapons and ammo to
> survive during the impending collapse of society
> after nuclear strikes. I suggest you all do the
> same.

Hey Goober - can I have the washing machine and the old reclining chair you left next to the commode on the front porch of your trailer?

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: like the Y2K scare ()
Date: April 14, 2018 01:37PM

When I was just a little kid, we had some neocontard neighbors who fled for the hills on new years eve - they were sure chaos would break out, and then they would come out from hiding and be in charge. While they were skulking in the mountains, we looted their place. This was very funny.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: HighRiseHillbilly ()
Date: April 14, 2018 04:02PM

Get out out while you can Wrote:
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> Things have gotten bad and a nuclear exchange
> between Russia and the US is nigh. I’m taking my
> family and headed for the mountains. I’ve got
> plenty of provisions including weapons and ammo to
> survive during the impending collapse of society
> after nuclear strikes. I suggest you all do the
> same.

I wish you luck.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: HighRiseHillbilly ()
Date: April 14, 2018 04:06PM

stupid inbred hicks Wrote:
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> They don't even own the land they think they own.
> The coal companies do. And we can kick them TF off
> any time we want!

Sober up and stop believing Hollywood comedies written by NYC city boyz who have no clue as to what life is like in the hills. They are truly what we call Urban Hicks.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: HighRiseHillbilly ()
Date: April 14, 2018 04:08PM

Running Rebel Wrote:
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> Get out out while you can Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Things have gotten bad and a nuclear exchange
> > between Russia and the US is nigh. I’m taking
> my
> > family and headed for the mountains. I’ve got
> > plenty of provisions including weapons and ammo
> to
> > survive during the impending collapse of
> society
> > after nuclear strikes. I suggest you all do the
> > same.
>
> Hey Goober - can I have the washing machine and
> the old reclining chair you left next to the
> commode on the front porch of your trailer?

Sober up and stop believing Hollywood comedies written by NYC city boyz who have no clue as to what life is like in the hills. They are truly what we call Urban Hicks.

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Re: I’ve packed up my family and am heading for the smokey mountains
Posted by: HighRiseHillbilly ()
Date: April 14, 2018 04:11PM

I can tell we have a lot of Urban Hicks on this thread. Checked out the real estate market lately?

https://www.zillow.com/discovery/tazewell-tn/recently-built/?bv=sb

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