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What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: NOVA cyclist ()
Date: March 17, 2018 04:25PM

I commute almost everyday of the week, year round about 60 miles round trip. Needless to say, the areas liberal population has grown as they flee other areas that they have made uninhabitable. Of course this means we have an increase in violent crazy drivers who hate everything and are incapable of rational behavior and tolerance (typical libs). Right now I carry my firearm in a standard holster strapped to my bicycle stem. It's easy to reach in case I need to practice my God given 2nd amendment right to defend myself from a subhuman liberal. Please share how you carry your firearm on your bicycle and have a blessed day.

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: Nelson. ()
Date: March 17, 2018 04:47PM

Hey guys! I found a fucking asshole!

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: pvynb ()
Date: March 17, 2018 04:56PM

a pole arm or Lance would work, and be un-traceable by fbi - no cereal number

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: PriTchArd2.0 ()
Date: March 17, 2018 07:49PM

Hey OP do you honor stop signs where the bike trails cross the highway? Like the crossing at Shreve Rd. or Cedar Lane? If not, like most radical bicyclers then suck a bag of cock. Stick your gun in your ass faggot.

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: OP is right ()
Date: March 17, 2018 08:01PM

PriTchArd2.0 Wrote:
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> Hey OP do you honor stop signs where the bike
> trails cross the highway? Like the crossing at
> Shreve Rd. or Cedar Lane? If not, like most
> radical bicyclers then suck a bag of cock. Stick
> your gun in your ass faggot.


Pritchtard is triggered.

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: Sammy Schwinn ()
Date: March 17, 2018 09:02PM

I don’t believe op. Because all biketards are liberals.

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: Make America Great Again ()
Date: March 18, 2018 02:12AM

Sammy Schwinn Wrote:
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> I don’t believe op. Because all biketards are
> liberals.


And all Liberals are faggots

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: Ghost ()
Date: March 18, 2018 02:30AM

Make America Great Again Wrote:
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> Sammy Schwinn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don’t believe op. Because all biketards are
> > liberals.
>
>
> And all Liberals are faggots




Impersonation account.

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: What Type of Gun? ()
Date: March 18, 2018 07:44AM

I use a jock to secure my gun while riding. What do you carry? Both types are for pussies.
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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: PriTchArd2.0 ()
Date: March 18, 2018 07:48AM

^^^

That Colt is nice.

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: No GMO ()
Date: March 18, 2018 08:01AM

I hunt using g my mountain bike like this guy.
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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: NRA Retarded Guy ()
Date: March 18, 2018 08:05AM

I've got a .50cal machine gun welded to my bicycle's handle bars next to my EZ-Pass.

Once in a while I get hot brass on my balls when I'm putting rounds down range and the recoil makes my bike shimmy like an epileptic girl having an orgasm, but people pull over to the right for me all the time to let me pass - even in really heavy rush hour traffic.

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: March 18, 2018 03:04PM

I use a nondescript pack to conceal my firearm.



I love pulling out my gun and waving it around.

It always stops the Libs from throwing rocks at me when I pedal past.
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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: Eyeballs. ()
Date: March 18, 2018 03:50PM

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: Gunz ()
Date: March 18, 2018 04:11PM

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: well, that sucks ()
Date: March 18, 2018 05:17PM

NOVA cyclist Wrote:
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> I commute almost everyday of the week, year round
> about 60 miles round trip. Needless to say, the
> areas liberal population has grown as they flee
> other areas that they have made uninhabitable. Of
> course this means we have an increase in violent
> crazy drivers who hate everything and are
> incapable of rational behavior and tolerance
> (typical libs). Right now I carry my firearm in a
> standard holster strapped to my bicycle stem. It's
> easy to reach in case I need to practice my God
> given 2nd amendment right to defend myself from a
> subhuman liberal. Please share how you carry your
> firearm on your bicycle and have a blessed day.


I hope you get your drivers's license soon.

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Re: What gun holster do you use for your bike?
Posted by: I did it for the LOLZ ()
Date: March 18, 2018 07:59PM


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