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Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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trump would have saved
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Date: February 26, 2018 02:38PM
He would have approached the killer and talked him out of it.
Trump may not have the largest vocabulary but his greatest asset is his ability to talk and communicate with normal folks.
He clearly could have talked the nutter out of his massacre and america would have just that much better. It's ridiculous that libtards wouldn't let him get there to save the children.
The FBI knew what he was gonna do and the POTUS could have been on standby waiting to save those kids but no they were too busy trying to smear him and make up stories to try to hand the country back over to the swamp creatures.
Blood is on the hands of libs and the FBI...why not let our Prez do what he does and make everything he touches great again??
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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typical trump audience
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Date: February 26, 2018 02:45PM
trump would have saved Wrote:
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> his greatest asset is his ability to talk and
> communicate with normal folks.
Yes, normal folks like a batshit looney gun-but on a shooting spree.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Get Out Of My Way!
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Date: February 26, 2018 03:10PM
Trump would have trampled any kids in his way to get the fuck out of there. Hell, he'd probably use them as human shields. Then he'd proclaim himself a hero. What a despicable, draft dodging chickenshit.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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would piss his adult dependz
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Date: February 26, 2018 04:36PM
Get Out Of My Way! Wrote:
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> Trump would have trampled any kids in his way to
> get the fuck out of there. Hell, he'd probably use
> them as human shields. Then he'd proclaim himself
> a hero. What a despicable, draft dodging
> chickenshit.
hours later, he would send out some badass tweet to assure his worshippers that he is still badass
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Donnie FatFuck Coward Bone Spur
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:04PM
Trump is a fat fuck coward. Bone spurs and lawyers are his tools. He couldnt run more than 50 feet without puking. The idea of him waddling into a school to save the day is indeed a wonderful thought but totally absurd.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Passion of the Donald
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:22PM
Something tells me Trump would have saved lives if he was there. These cops just listened to kids getting slaughtered and then let them bleed out. No way Trump lets that happen.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Another Humorless Trumptard
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:41PM
Sage Advise Wrote:
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> Trump's hand too tiny Wrote:
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> > No way. Trump's hand too tiny.
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> if you have to photoshop something to make it
> "true", then its probably not.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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Trumptardz! LOLZ!!!
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:47PM
Passion of the Donald Wrote:
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> Something tells me Trump would have saved his own life if
> he was there.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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FORE!
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Date: February 26, 2018 05:55PM
Trump would have kissed the shooter and grabbed him by the pussy - because, well Trump is a celebrity and he can get away with anything.
The shooter would have shot Trump in the face immediately of course - not because Trump was a threat, or the President of a fucked up country that would elect him, but because Trump is a fucking insecure loser who cheats at Golf.
Re: Trump would have stopped shooter with his bare hands!
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YHUXV
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Date: February 26, 2018 07:04PM
It's hard to say which of Trump's statements since he declared his candidacy is the most appalling, but this one has to be in the top five. It's something that an immature 15 year old boy would say. Which tells you what Trump's level of development actually is.