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Re: Mexico Takes Funding Border Wall Off the Table
Posted by:
Concerned Multi-Millionaire
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Date: January 24, 2018 05:49AM
Thank you Mexico!
I need affordable hard working people to clean my mansion and my pool, provide day care for my kids, landscape my yard, valet my car, take care of my aged senile parents at the nursing home, etc. etc.
Lord knows there isn't a single white trailer trash TrumpTard capable of doing any of those jobs that I can trust. They're just too stupid, have no work ethic, and will steal anything that isn't bolted to the floor. When their welfare checks come in they never show up for work.
Re: Mexico Takes Funding Border Wall Off the Table
Posted by:
HVAC
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Date: January 24, 2018 05:55AM
A man died one day and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter replied, "Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock will move."
"Oh," said the man as he pointed at one of them, "Whose clock is that?"
St. Peter replied, "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"That's incredible, " said the man.
St. Peter pointed to another clock, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life."
The man was impressed, and then asked, "Where's Donald Trump's clock?"
St. Peter said, "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."