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So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:27PM
Don't ever come at me with war
I'm seven scores of orators
Rappers fall on to all fours like minotaurs
I'm seven scores of orators
Rappers fall on to all fours like minotaurs
Re: So
Posted by:
Jawbreaker
()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:43PM
Shut your mouth you little whore
Because you're nothing but a bore
And that's something I abhor.
So leave right now - there's the door
'less you wanna find yo ass upon the floor.
Because you're nothing but a bore
And that's something I abhor.
So leave right now - there's the door
'less you wanna find yo ass upon the floor.
Re: So
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:46PM
Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all fours.
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Re: So
Posted by:
Melon Coli
()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:49PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all
> fours.
Snap!
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> Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all
> fours.
Snap!
Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:49PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all
> fours.
They do when I'm through with 'em.
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> Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all
> fours.
They do when I'm through with 'em.
Re: So
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:52PM
I always forgot the difference(s) between Minotaurs and Centaurs... but I think that's one of them...
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all
> fours.
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all
> fours.
Re: So
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 03, 2009 01:58PM
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on
> all
> > fours.
>
>
> They do when I'm through with 'em.
How many minotaurs have you battled? Did you have to find them in a labyrinth, or was it a random encounter?
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on
> all
> > fours.
>
>
> They do when I'm through with 'em.
How many minotaurs have you battled? Did you have to find them in a labyrinth, or was it a random encounter?
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Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:01PM
I've battled, at a minimum, dozens of minotaurs in my past lives, both in labyrinths (I am the reincarnation of Daedalus), and random encounters.
Re: So
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:07PM
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> I've battled, at a minimum, dozens of minotaurs in
> my past lives, both in labyrinths (I am the
> reincarnation of Daedalus), and random encounters.
So you're familiar with the fact that they don't walk around on all fours.
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> I've battled, at a minimum, dozens of minotaurs in
> my past lives, both in labyrinths (I am the
> reincarnation of Daedalus), and random encounters.
So you're familiar with the fact that they don't walk around on all fours.
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Re: So
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:08PM
I beat the shit out of 20 minotaurs once.
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Re: So
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:09PM
Oops, sorry. That was 20 midgets, not minotaurs. Minotaurs scare the shit out of me.
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Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:11PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> So you're familiar with the fact that they don't
> walk around on all fours.
Duh.
The OP obviously assumes the minotaur's post-Illharmonic all-fours posture.
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> So you're familiar with the fact that they don't
> walk around on all fours.
Duh.
The OP obviously assumes the minotaur's post-Illharmonic all-fours posture.
Re: So
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:18PM
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> The OP obviously assumes the minotaur's
> post-Illharmonic all-fours posture.
So the OP is saying he drops minotaurs?
What level is his dual-class Fighter/Mage?
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> The OP obviously assumes the minotaur's
> post-Illharmonic all-fours posture.
So the OP is saying he drops minotaurs?
What level is his dual-class Fighter/Mage?
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Re: So
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:21PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Illharmonic Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The OP obviously assumes the minotaur's
> > post-Illharmonic all-fours posture.
>
> So the OP is saying he drops minotaurs?
You're giving the OP too much credit. He globviously got his mythical creatures mixed up.
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> Illharmonic Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The OP obviously assumes the minotaur's
> > post-Illharmonic all-fours posture.
>
> So the OP is saying he drops minotaurs?
You're giving the OP too much credit. He globviously got his mythical creatures mixed up.
Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:27PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> So the OP is saying he drops minotaurs?
>
> What level is his dual-class Fighter/Mage?
Sorry, the OP doesn't play silly video games.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You're giving the OP too much credit. He
> globviously got his mythical creatures mixed up.
The OP is proceeding to cast a spell on you, so that you might understand both the full extent of his knowledge, and power.
What spell you ask?
That's for me to know and you to find out.
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> So the OP is saying he drops minotaurs?
>
> What level is his dual-class Fighter/Mage?
Sorry, the OP doesn't play silly video games.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> You're giving the OP too much credit. He
> globviously got his mythical creatures mixed up.
The OP is proceeding to cast a spell on you, so that you might understand both the full extent of his knowledge, and power.
What spell you ask?
That's for me to know and you to find out.
Re: So
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:31PM
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> The OP is proceeding to cast a spell on you, so
> that you might understand both the full extent of
> his knowledge, and power.
I already feel a slight tingle...
>
> What spell you ask?
>
> That's for me to know and you to find out.
I hope I find out soon, you elusive Pegasus!
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> The OP is proceeding to cast a spell on you, so
> that you might understand both the full extent of
> his knowledge, and power.
I already feel a slight tingle...
>
> What spell you ask?
>
> That's for me to know and you to find out.
I hope I find out soon, you elusive Pegasus!
Re: So
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:31PM
I'm just confused by the really shitty analogy.
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Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:46PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I'm just confused by the really shitty analogy.
Who died and made you a critic?
Oops, sorry. You are an expert in shit, aren't you?
My apologies.
Would that your expertise extended beyond toilet bowls to literary matters.
In brief, stick to the anal, and leave the analogies to experts like myself.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I already feel a slight tingle...
Your tin-foil hat will be of no use to you now, Mr. Tuttle.
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> I'm just confused by the really shitty analogy.
Who died and made you a critic?
Oops, sorry. You are an expert in shit, aren't you?
My apologies.
Would that your expertise extended beyond toilet bowls to literary matters.
In brief, stick to the anal, and leave the analogies to experts like myself.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I already feel a slight tingle...
Your tin-foil hat will be of no use to you now, Mr. Tuttle.
Re: So
Posted by:
ferfux
()
Date: December 03, 2009 02:46PM
have you ever asked your girl if you wanna do it Minataur style? she was standing on two feet right NOT down on hands and knees. Minitaurs are bi-pedal! MAXItaurs on the other hand go on 4 feet like bulls and have the head of a man.
Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 03:07PM
MrMephisto, doubtless you'll be delighted to hear that your remarks have inspired
me -- or rather, the Muse has seen fit once again to touch my forehead with her
mystic inspiration, as she has so often done in the past.
This one's for you.
Mephisto,
he's just a big fag, yo
nothing but a homo,
likes it on all fo's
© 2009 by Illharmonic®
me -- or rather, the Muse has seen fit once again to touch my forehead with her
mystic inspiration, as she has so often done in the past.
This one's for you.
Mephisto,
he's just a big fag, yo
nothing but a homo,
likes it on all fo's
© 2009 by Illharmonic®
Re: So
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 03, 2009 03:11PM
Everyone's a critic. Don't put it out there if you can't handle the negative comments.
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> This one's for you.
>
> Mephisto,
> he's just a big fag, yo
> nothing but a homo,
> likes it on all fo's
>
> © 2009 by Illharmonic®
That's... nevermind. That's really good. Real inventive.
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Illharmonic Wrote:
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> This one's for you.
>
> Mephisto,
> he's just a big fag, yo
> nothing but a homo,
> likes it on all fo's
>
> © 2009 by Illharmonic®
That's... nevermind. That's really good. Real inventive.
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Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 03:19PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Everyone's a critic. Don't put it out there if
> you can't handle the negative comments.
Don't worry about whether I can "handle" your "negative comments," cos they don't me shit to me, fucktard.
> That's... nevermind. That's really good. Real
> inventive.
Thanks. It's one of my better efforts, I must admit. I know it seems rather simple, but that simplicity conceals tremendous lyrical and metrical complexity, like the seeemingly simple movement of a Swiss watch (as famously noted by Robert Johnson in his "Elgin movements" metaphor) (I was Robert Johnson in a past life, btw, if you hadn't already guessed).
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> Everyone's a critic. Don't put it out there if
> you can't handle the negative comments.
Don't worry about whether I can "handle" your "negative comments," cos they don't me shit to me, fucktard.
> That's... nevermind. That's really good. Real
> inventive.
Thanks. It's one of my better efforts, I must admit. I know it seems rather simple, but that simplicity conceals tremendous lyrical and metrical complexity, like the seeemingly simple movement of a Swiss watch (as famously noted by Robert Johnson in his "Elgin movements" metaphor) (I was Robert Johnson in a past life, btw, if you hadn't already guessed).
Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 03:23PM
*mean shit to me
Sorry for the typo.
Sorry for the typo.
Re: So
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 03, 2009 03:29PM
"Sorry" isn't going to bring them back!!!!
Edit: Woopsies! Made a typo!
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> *mean shit to me
>
> Sorry for the typo.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2009 03:29PM by Harry Tuttle.
Edit: Woopsies! Made a typo!
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> *mean shit to me
>
> Sorry for the typo.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2009 03:29PM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 03:33PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> "Sorry" isn't going to bring them back!!!!
Actually, I'm the reincarnation of the blackstronaut.
So - nyah, nyah - your little "tut tut" doesn't apply to me.
Hmmm.... Just thumbing through my spell book here, to see what other "gifts" I may wish to offer you.
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> "Sorry" isn't going to bring them back!!!!
Actually, I'm the reincarnation of the blackstronaut.
So - nyah, nyah - your little "tut tut" doesn't apply to me.
Hmmm.... Just thumbing through my spell book here, to see what other "gifts" I may wish to offer you.
Re: So
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:13PM
I nominate this thread for the 2009 Fairfax Underground Faggy Award for "Worst Rapper Since Trebor Snika."
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Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:17PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I nominate this thread for the 2009 Fairfax
> Underground Faggy Award for "Worst Rapper Since
> Trebor Snika."
Why am I not surprised that you're homophobic on top of everything else?
Guys like you should be locked up and forcibly raped for a year.
Then you may be prepared to be released again into civilized society.
May be.
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> I nominate this thread for the 2009 Fairfax
> Underground Faggy Award for "Worst Rapper Since
> Trebor Snika."
Why am I not surprised that you're homophobic on top of everything else?
Guys like you should be locked up and forcibly raped for a year.
Then you may be prepared to be released again into civilized society.
May be.
Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:20PM
ferfux Wrote:
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> [train picture]
You see, you think of that picture as a "train wreck," whereas I see it as a symbol of my first orgasm.
That's why I'm a poet and you're a loser.
Fag.*
*I use this term, and other similar such phrases, ironically, not homophobically like Mephisto.
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> [train picture]
You see, you think of that picture as a "train wreck," whereas I see it as a symbol of my first orgasm.
That's why I'm a poet and you're a loser.
Fag.*
*I use this term, and other similar such phrases, ironically, not homophobically like Mephisto.
Re: So
Posted by:
PEN15
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:22PM
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> ferfux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
>
> You see, you think of that picture as a "train
> wreck," whereas I see it as a symbol of my first
> orgasm.
>
> That's why I'm a poet and you're a loser.
>
> Fag.*
>
>
>
> *I use this term, and other similar such phrases,
> ironically, not homophobically like Mephisto.
Illharmonious1...your shit is gay...as in your rhymes suck!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2009 04:26PM by PEN15.
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> ferfux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
>
> You see, you think of that picture as a "train
> wreck," whereas I see it as a symbol of my first
> orgasm.
>
> That's why I'm a poet and you're a loser.
>
> Fag.*
>
>
>
> *I use this term, and other similar such phrases,
> ironically, not homophobically like Mephisto.
Illharmonious1...your shit is gay...as in your rhymes suck!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2009 04:26PM by PEN15.
Re: So
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:32PM
That must have been one messy orgasm.
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> You see, you think of that picture as a "train
> wreck," whereas I see it as a symbol of my first
> orgasm.
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> You see, you think of that picture as a "train
> wreck," whereas I see it as a symbol of my first
> orgasm.
Re: So
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:33PM
Nothing like being taught the finer points of psychology, poetry, and lyrical composition by a 17 year-old kid.
URGENT MESSAGE FOR DWIGHT:
Call Wale as soon as you can. Tell him to watch his back, because Illharmonic will drop him to all fours like a minotaur.
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URGENT MESSAGE FOR DWIGHT:
Call Wale as soon as you can. Tell him to watch his back, because Illharmonic will drop him to all fours like a minotaur.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: So
Posted by:
Illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:34PM
PEN15 Wrote:
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> Illharmonious1...your shit is gay...as in your
> rhymes suck!
Mephisto is a respected songwriter, and he thinks my rhymes are "really good," and "inventive." He compared them to Nirvana's masterpiece, "Nevermind."
So fuck you, douchebag. You wouldn't know a good rhyme if it bit you in the ass.
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> Illharmonious1...your shit is gay...as in your
> rhymes suck!
Mephisto is a respected songwriter, and he thinks my rhymes are "really good," and "inventive." He compared them to Nirvana's masterpiece, "Nevermind."
So fuck you, douchebag. You wouldn't know a good rhyme if it bit you in the ass.
Re: So
Posted by:
illharmonic
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:42PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Nothing like being taught the finer points of
> psychology, poetry, and lyrical composition by a
> 17 year-old kid.
Have you ever considered that providence as provided you with a Teacher, because you are much in need of learning?
But I suppose you prefer to remain ignorant, rather than sully that foolish pride in which you wrap yourself like a funeral shroud.
"Turn me on, dead man"? Uh, nope. It doesn't work that way.
Let the dead bury their dead. In other words, be seeing you, loserman.
As for my age, I may be 17 in so-called earthly years, but my mind is filled with ancient wisdom -- the Sphynx, the labyrinth, and the Holy Rood.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That must have been one messy orgasm.
It made the earth move.
Bleach worked reasonably well cleaning up the messy parts.
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> Nothing like being taught the finer points of
> psychology, poetry, and lyrical composition by a
> 17 year-old kid.
Have you ever considered that providence as provided you with a Teacher, because you are much in need of learning?
But I suppose you prefer to remain ignorant, rather than sully that foolish pride in which you wrap yourself like a funeral shroud.
"Turn me on, dead man"? Uh, nope. It doesn't work that way.
Let the dead bury their dead. In other words, be seeing you, loserman.
As for my age, I may be 17 in so-called earthly years, but my mind is filled with ancient wisdom -- the Sphynx, the labyrinth, and the Holy Rood.
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That must have been one messy orgasm.
It made the earth move.
Bleach worked reasonably well cleaning up the messy parts.
Re: So
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 03, 2009 04:47PM
Neat! I'm the reincarnation of Cleopatra... ;-)
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> Actually, I'm the reincarnation of the
> blackstronaut.
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> Actually, I'm the reincarnation of the
> blackstronaut.
Re: So
Posted by:
PEN15
()
Date: December 03, 2009 05:10PM
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> PEN15 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Illharmonious1...your shit is gay...as in your
> > rhymes suck!
>
>
> Mephisto is a respected songwriter, and he thinks
> my rhymes are "really good," and "inventive." He
> compared them to Nirvana's masterpiece,
> "Nevermind."
He was being facetious...have you ever heard of sarcasm, 'douchebag'?
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> PEN15 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Illharmonious1...your shit is gay...as in your
> > rhymes suck!
>
>
> Mephisto is a respected songwriter, and he thinks
> my rhymes are "really good," and "inventive." He
> compared them to Nirvana's masterpiece,
> "Nevermind."
He was being facetious...have you ever heard of sarcasm, 'douchebag'?
Re: So
Posted by:
Judge Crater
()
Date: December 03, 2009 05:13PM
hey PEN15, do your close friends call you dick?
Re: So
Posted by:
PEN15
()
Date: December 03, 2009 05:14PM
Judge Crater Wrote:
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> hey PEN15, do your close friends call you dick?
Only when I act like one!
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> hey PEN15, do your close friends call you dick?
Only when I act like one!
Re: So
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 03, 2009 05:39PM
yo yo you want my new album, if you know whats right then can you leave a check with my moms yo for 25 bucks and ill bring a copy round yo
Re: So
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: December 03, 2009 10:32PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all
> fours.
LOL
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> Minotaurs were bi-pedal. They didn't walk on all
> fours.
LOL
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: So
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: December 03, 2009 10:35PM
Illharmonic Wrote:
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> Don't ever come at me with war
> I'm seven scores of orators
> Rappers fall on to all fours like minotaurs
You couldn't score, if you wanted to.
Bought a Whore, but she didn't want you.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> Don't ever come at me with war
> I'm seven scores of orators
> Rappers fall on to all fours like minotaurs
You couldn't score, if you wanted to.
Bought a Whore, but she didn't want you.
==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).