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My next door neighbor, that I've known for about 12 years, asked me to evaluate her.
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Maybe I'm too honest
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Date: December 15, 2017 02:06PM
I told her she smelled like a luscious dessert and she's so good looking that I bet she tasted better than she smelled.
She blushed and walked away making a squeaking noise. I hope she doesn't tell her husband. I don't think he likes me. We make small talk with each other when we see each other outside, but we don't hang out together. I don't need the short, bald guy coming over to my house pretending that he's macho. If he says something I'll have to tell my wife and then it gets awkward!