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I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Get Her Drunk! ()
Date: November 03, 2017 04:18PM

That's right my fellow retarded posters. I'm getting laid tonight!

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: swizzlers ()
Date: November 03, 2017 08:19PM

You are going to spend all that money and end up going home alone.

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Hambeast ()
Date: November 03, 2017 08:31PM

Get Her Drunk! Wrote:
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> I'm getting laid tonight!




You mean you're having non-consensual sex? There's no way drunk women can consent to your sexual advances. This is so typical of patriarchal rape culture; a man can boast on the internet about his predatory behavior and think he can get away with it.


Megan Toohey was raped by Harvey Weinstein, Dustin Hoffman, Kevin Spacey, and Andy Dick, AT THE SAME TIME. She's going to be watching you, with the police on speed dial.

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Loser Plan ()
Date: November 03, 2017 08:31PM

Sounds like a Moreno post from a virgin who has no idea how to get laid.

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: I plan on buying about ()
Date: November 03, 2017 08:50PM

$6 worth of Hot Pockets
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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Porno looker atter ()
Date: November 03, 2017 10:19PM

swizzlers Wrote:
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> You are going to spend all that money and end up
> going home alone.


+1

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: November 03, 2017 10:25PM

I spent more than $300 on the bottle of wine I'm drinking. Shit, Johnny Walker blue is almost $200.

At least it's good to know that president Trump is looking out for you and reducing your taxes. You'll have $500 to throw at the disease ridden strippers next year.

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Get Her Drunk! ()
Date: November 04, 2017 08:59PM

Porno looker atter Wrote:
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> swizzlers Wrote:
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> > You are going to spend all that money and end
> up
> > going home alone.
>
>
> +1

For you haters. It worked out perfectly. Cutie blonde. I have her number and she texted me earlier asking what the rest of my weekend plans are. We might meet up to watch the Redskins game on Sunday someplace. Damn, she has perfect titties and cute little ass!

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Let me FIFY With the Real Story ()
Date: November 04, 2017 09:07PM

Get Her Drunk! Wrote:
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> Porno looker atter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > swizzlers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You are going to spend all that money and end
> > up
> > > going home alone.
> >
> >
> > +1
>
> For you haters. It worked out perfectly. Cutie
> blonde. I have his number and he texted me
> earlier asking what the rest of my weekend plans
> are. We might meet up to watch the Redskins game
> on Sunday someplace. Damn, he has perfect
> titties and cute little ass!

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Get Her Drunkr ()
Date: November 04, 2017 09:14PM

For you haters. It worked out perfectly. Cutie boy blonde. I have his number and he texted me earlier asking what the rest of my weekend plans are. We might meet up to to suck each others cocks someplace. After that we will rim each other and hopefully I will take it up the ass!
Damn, he has perfect balls and a cute little ass!

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: hknmw ()
Date: November 05, 2017 01:40AM

bars have ladies night to get women in bars with cheap drinks and, to some women, bars give away free alcohol just to get a few female faces in the bar: because the men would all feel gay and leave if there were no ladies ever in the bar

in recent years i've seen a few more ladies in local bars (though i go seldom) - however they are always coming in with who they are leaving with. several years back i'd literally walk into a bar and see 0 women, leave go to another place and again see: 1 or 0 women.

WHO ARE YOU BUYING DRINKS FOR? CLAUDIA REIGNS?

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Don't Burst His Fake Bubble ()
Date: November 05, 2017 01:17AM

hknmw Wrote:
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> bars have ladies night to get women in bars with
> cheap drinks and, to some women, bars give away
> free alcohol just to get a few female faces in the
> bar: because the men would all feel gay and leave
> if there were no ladies ever in the bar
>
> in recent years i've seen a few more ladies in
> local bars (though i go seldom) - however they are
> always coming in with who they are leaving with.
> several years back i'd literally walk into a bar
> and see 0 women, leave go to another place and
> again see: 1 or 0 women.
>
> WHO ARE YOU BUYING DRINKS FOR? CLAUDIA REIGNS?

He is a stud is his fantasy world, don't ruin it for him!

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Tip Well ()
Date: November 05, 2017 05:38AM

Make sure you've tipped your bartender well. After all, they're the ones who poured you the generous shots.

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Ralphed in her poontang ()
Date: November 05, 2017 10:45AM

hknmw Wrote:
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> bars have ladies night to get women in bars with
> cheap drinks and, to some women, bars give away
> free alcohol just to get a few female faces in the
> bar: because the men would all feel gay and leave
> if there were no ladies ever in the bar
>
> in recent years i've seen a few more ladies in
> local bars (though i go seldom) - however they are
> always coming in with who they are leaving with.
> several years back i'd literally walk into a bar
> and see 0 women, leave go to another place and
> again see: 1 or 0 women.
>
>


You tend to see that alot unless the bar is in business as a meat market. The prob w/those joints is the drinks are overpriced and watered down, the decor and the music both suck and the women are snotty cunts who won't even acknowledge you if you're drinking beer. You chose beer b/c it's hard to water down bottle beer.

If I want a drink, I go to a bar. If I want to watch a game, I go to a sports bar. If I want to meet women, I go other places. One place I've found lately that's pretty good is the bike trails. It's pretty good if you don't mind doing a sweaty chick. To me, there's something primitive about it.

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Miztarded ()
Date: November 05, 2017 02:56PM

Get Her Drunk! Wrote:
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> Porno looker atter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > swizzlers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You are going to spend all that money and end
> > up
> > > going home alone.
> >
> >
> > +1
>
> For you haters. It worked out perfectly. Cutie
> blonde. I have her number and she texted me
> earlier asking what the rest of my weekend plans
> are. We might meet up to watch the Redskins game
> on Sunday someplace. Damn, she has perfect
> titties and cute little ass!

STFU WSH LAX aka Miz. No one believes your horseshit.

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Re: I plan on Buying about $300 in Shots Tonight for the Ladies!
Posted by: Autistic Miz Fantasy ()
Date: November 05, 2017 03:02PM

Miztarded Wrote:
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> Get Her Drunk! Wrote:
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> > Porno looker atter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > swizzlers Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > You are going to spend all that money and
> end
> > > up
> > > > going home alone.
> > >
> > >
> > > +1
> >
> > For you haters. It worked out perfectly. Cutie
> > blonde. I have her number and she texted me
> > earlier asking what the rest of my weekend
> plans
> > are. We might meet up to watch the Redskins
> game
> > on Sunday someplace. Damn, she has perfect
> > titties and cute little ass!
>
> STFU WSH LAX aka Miz. No one believes your
> horseshit.


Don't mess with the fat special needs freak. let him dream.

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