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Men and kilts
Posted by: VAgirl ()
Date: November 12, 2009 08:57PM

Ok, so I was out and about last weekend and saw a dude wearing a kilt, a "utilikilt". What is with that? Speaking as a woman, wearing a skirt is not at all practical. Do men wear them so they can get by without wearing underwear? Discuss.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 12, 2009 10:08PM

well VAg(In Real Life) im glad you asked. the only reason i can see for a man wearing a kilt would be for extra breathing room. maybe he is trying to boost his sperm count? i wouldnt consider them stylish but for boosting sperm count i would say they are practical. any one can go commando you dont need a kilt to do so.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:20AM

You get easy access while riding the bus.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:26AM

Wtf would wear a skirt besides a girl? If I was in some Firefighter's Marching Band that had a kilt as part of a Uniform, or if I was in in the Celtic Festival in Ireland, than I'd wear one, but just strolling around town? Hell no.

Then again, if I can walk around in public like this (Leaving behind destruction, with the fire effects and all):





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/13/2009 12:27AM by ThePackLeader.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 13, 2009 12:43AM

no, you're gay

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: November 13, 2009 08:25AM

Any person in this country wearing a kilt and not part of some Celtic festival is an attention whore plain and simple that or he's a cross-dresser trying to be legit.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: FruitLoops ()
Date: November 13, 2009 08:34AM

Where's Vince?

http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=433650&PseudoCat=se-xx-xx-xx.esn_results

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: RestonLass ()
Date: November 13, 2009 06:15PM

VAgirl Wrote:
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> Ok, so I was out and about last weekend and saw a
> dude wearing a kilt, a "utilikilt". What is with
> that? Speaking as a woman, wearing a skirt is not
> at all practical. Do men wear them so they can
> get by without wearing underwear? Discuss.


There were Scottish and Irish Folk Festivals regularly scheduled all across the country on the first weekend of November.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 16, 2009 08:52PM

I would happily wear a kilt if it were socially acceptable 'round here.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Rat Pussy ()
Date: November 16, 2009 08:55PM

And wearing a nose ring the size of a cock ring is acceptable around here?????

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Scotsman ()
Date: November 16, 2009 09:05PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Wtf would wear a skirt besides a girl? If I was in
> some Firefighter's Marching Band that had a kilt
> as part of a Uniform, or if I was in in the Celtic
> Festival in Ireland, than I'd wear one, but just
> strolling around town? Hell no.
>
> Then again, if I can walk around in public like
> this (Leaving behind destruction, with the fire
> effects and all):
>
> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_49Bcbuc6ngM/Sso0wa3vB8I/
> AAAAAAAAAdo/6ZUTQYzGJfM/s400/braveheart.gif

Wearing a kilt is very manly and masculine thing to do. It takes balls to wear one. But you can't just wear a kilt with a t shirt and keds. No, you gotta wear the whole uniform thing to pass it off right.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 16, 2009 10:21PM

Rat Pussy Wrote:
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> And wearing a nose ring the size of a cock ring is
> acceptable around here?????

You wish your cock was as big as my nose.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: ipokeyou ()
Date: July 20, 2011 06:44PM

How about if I just want some air on my nuts on a hot day?! Don't overthink it people!!!

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 20, 2011 06:51PM

VAgirl and RestonLass----both girls. Add them to the list.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: You'd wear a skirt ()
Date: July 20, 2011 07:27PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I would happily wear a kilt if it were socially
> acceptable 'round here.


You strike me as the type who wears panty hose, a bra and any other thing you can steal from the laundromats and friend's bathroom hamper that your greasy fat fingers can grasp. Any man who would admit to wearing a kilt so quick and freely like you just did reveals alot of your sordid psyche.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: He's a strange boy ()
Date: July 20, 2011 07:37PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> VAgirl and RestonLass----both girls. Add them to
> the list.


Put MrMephisto to the "almost a girl, but not quite there" section.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Bill N ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:18PM

You'd wear a skirt Wrote:
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> Any man who would
> admit to wearing a kilt so quick and freely like
> you just did reveals alot of your sordid psyche.

If only we could get rid of all those Scots.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: hello, patricia! ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:26PM

You'd wear a skirt Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would happily wear a kilt if it were socially
> > acceptable 'round here.
>
>
> You strike me as the type who wears panty hose, a
> bra and any other thing you can steal from the
> laundromats and friend's bathroom hamper that your
> greasy fat fingers can grasp. Any man who would
> admit to wearing a kilt so quick and freely like
> you just did reveals alot of your sordid psyche.

you were doing so well at leaving this board alone, patrickahootz! i guess crack, meth, alcohol, drunk driving, dirty motel rooms, and busted bar skanks aren't the only things you're addicted to! LOL!

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:56PM

If men go around wearing plaid skirts in the wrong neighborhood, they run the risk of getting kilt.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:58PM

I dont think a Kilt would suit me well, I go commando.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Isle ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:59PM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> If men go around wearing plaid skirts in the wrong
> neighborhood, they run the risk of getting kilt.


Not if you're a drunk brawling Irish man!

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: JBitch ()
Date: July 21, 2011 03:00PM

JBass Wrote:
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>
>I go commando.


fag

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 21, 2011 03:03PM

JBitch Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> >I go commando.
>
>
> fag


NERD!

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Plaid ()
Date: July 21, 2011 03:04PM

I notice guys who wear kilts should have nice legs. Overly hairy or excessive veins take away the beauty of a kilt. Tight pantyhose would help to define the curvature of your legs and should be used when possible.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 04:46PM

Plaid Wrote:
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> I notice guys who wear kilts should have nice
> legs. Overly hairy or excessive veins take away
> the beauty of a kilt. Tight pantyhose would help
> to define the curvature of your legs and should be
> used when possible.


Ever tried tossing a caber with pantyhose on?

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: July 21, 2011 09:09PM

I've seen three dudes wearing kilts on the Metro in the last few years. The last one was on the platform talking to some hippy-looking chick. He had greasy, stringy hair, tatoos all over him, and looked like he just got off the bus from Burning Man. Don't know what to make of that.

There is a Utilikilt store in Old Town a couple doors down from the Union Street Pub, next to the Birkenstock store. Maybe that explains a few things.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 22, 2011 11:49AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:25PM by Alias.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: Dr. D..D. ()
Date: July 22, 2011 12:28PM

I sure wish they'd open a Twisted Kilt around here. I need a job!

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 05, 2012 05:16PM

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Posted by: hey frisky ()
Date: March 05, 2012 05:19PM

long time no see!

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Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: March 05, 2012 05:21PM

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You need to keep your brother off this site gurlfriend.

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Re: Men and kilts
Posted by: 666 ()
Date: March 06, 2012 01:59AM

666

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