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FFXU's GunLover Explains How He Would Have Taken Out Las Vegas Shooter
Posted by:
Roger That!
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Date: October 09, 2017 06:40AM
Local Virginia Defense Force militia member GunLover Vet-splained how he would have “smoked” the Las Vegas shooter on social media this morning, FFXU sources confirmed.
“Brother trenchdogs, my heart goes out to the country in this time of need,” said GunLover, a proud FU Boy Vietnam Vet and E-2 approaching mandatory retirement age.
“But it is time for a REAL man to give REAL talk about how I could have dropped that shitbag.”
GunLover, whose nickname is Lee Harvey Oddball, has never hit a single target during rifle qualification in 30 years, Virginia Defense Force officials said. They added that he signs over his Walmart greeter pay checks to his squad leader in exchange for a passing score on VDF Service Weekends.
“My highly trained ears would have picked out the shooter’s location instantly,” GunLover continued. “500 yard shot with my trusty Glock pistol, too easy! I would’ve turned my knob down a bunch on my bump-stocked AR (or maybe up? I can’t remember now, but my adrenaline and instincts would tell me what to do in the moment) and BAM! Pink mist, just like in that movie Sniper I jerk off to every day".
Sources say GunLover’s social media account on FFXU has been flagged by his VDF command multiple times before, to include posts on how he would have fragged Goatfuckers in the Vietnam War, or how he would have “de-escalated" those Black Lives Matter and ANTIFA protests with his Level One Close Quarters Combat and Pugil Stick skills.
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“Brother trenchdogs, my heart goes out to the country in this time of need,” said GunLover, a proud FU Boy Vietnam Vet and E-2 approaching mandatory retirement age.
“But it is time for a REAL man to give REAL talk about how I could have dropped that shitbag.”
GunLover, whose nickname is Lee Harvey Oddball, has never hit a single target during rifle qualification in 30 years, Virginia Defense Force officials said. They added that he signs over his Walmart greeter pay checks to his squad leader in exchange for a passing score on VDF Service Weekends.
“My highly trained ears would have picked out the shooter’s location instantly,” GunLover continued. “500 yard shot with my trusty Glock pistol, too easy! I would’ve turned my knob down a bunch on my bump-stocked AR (or maybe up? I can’t remember now, but my adrenaline and instincts would tell me what to do in the moment) and BAM! Pink mist, just like in that movie Sniper I jerk off to every day".
Sources say GunLover’s social media account on FFXU has been flagged by his VDF command multiple times before, to include posts on how he would have fragged Goatfuckers in the Vietnam War, or how he would have “de-escalated" those Black Lives Matter and ANTIFA protests with his Level One Close Quarters Combat and Pugil Stick skills.
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Re: FFXU's GunLover Explains How He Would Have Taken Out Las Vegas Shooter
Posted by:
Uncle Sampson
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Date: October 09, 2017 08:40AM
Roger That! Wrote:
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> Local Virginia Defense Force militia member
> GunLover Vet-splained how he would have
> “smoked” the Las Vegas shooter on social media
> this morning, FFXU sources confirmed.
>
> “Brother trenchdogs, my heart goes out to the
> country in this time of need,” said GunLover, a
> proud FU Boy Vietnam Vet and E-2 approaching
> mandatory retirement age.
>
> “But it is time for a REAL man to give REAL talk
> about how I could have dropped that shitbag.”
>
> GunLover, whose nickname is Lee Harvey Oddball,
> has never hit a single target during rifle
> qualification in 30 years, Virginia Defense Force
> officials said. They added that he signs over his
> Walmart greeter pay checks to his squad leader in
> exchange for a passing score on VDF Service
> Weekends.
>
> “My highly trained ears would have picked out
> the shooter’s location instantly,” GunLover
> continued. “500 yard shot with my trusty Glock
> pistol, too easy! I would’ve turned my knob down
> a bunch on my bump-stocked AR (or maybe up? I
> can’t remember now, but my adrenaline and
> instincts would tell me what to do in the moment)
> and BAM! Pink mist, just like in that movie Sniper
> I jerk off to every day".
>
> Sources say GunLover’s social media account on
> FFXU has been flagged by his VDF command multiple
> times before, to include posts on how he would
> have fragged Goatfuckers in the Vietnam War, or
> how he would have “de-escalated" those Black
> Lives Matter and ANTIFA protests with his Level
> One Close Quarters Combat and Pugil Stick skills.
TL;DR. No offense, I'm sure it was clever. I just find that Gunlover is such an idiot that his posts are all you need to know that. Props though for bringing back a classic pic. I can't tell if I like the fact that the guitars are for Guitar hero, or that there are also 9 books of matches organized next to his ammo.
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> Local Virginia Defense Force militia member
> GunLover Vet-splained how he would have
> “smoked” the Las Vegas shooter on social media
> this morning, FFXU sources confirmed.
>
> “Brother trenchdogs, my heart goes out to the
> country in this time of need,” said GunLover, a
> proud FU Boy Vietnam Vet and E-2 approaching
> mandatory retirement age.
>
> “But it is time for a REAL man to give REAL talk
> about how I could have dropped that shitbag.”
>
> GunLover, whose nickname is Lee Harvey Oddball,
> has never hit a single target during rifle
> qualification in 30 years, Virginia Defense Force
> officials said. They added that he signs over his
> Walmart greeter pay checks to his squad leader in
> exchange for a passing score on VDF Service
> Weekends.
>
> “My highly trained ears would have picked out
> the shooter’s location instantly,” GunLover
> continued. “500 yard shot with my trusty Glock
> pistol, too easy! I would’ve turned my knob down
> a bunch on my bump-stocked AR (or maybe up? I
> can’t remember now, but my adrenaline and
> instincts would tell me what to do in the moment)
> and BAM! Pink mist, just like in that movie Sniper
> I jerk off to every day".
>
> Sources say GunLover’s social media account on
> FFXU has been flagged by his VDF command multiple
> times before, to include posts on how he would
> have fragged Goatfuckers in the Vietnam War, or
> how he would have “de-escalated" those Black
> Lives Matter and ANTIFA protests with his Level
> One Close Quarters Combat and Pugil Stick skills.
TL;DR. No offense, I'm sure it was clever. I just find that Gunlover is such an idiot that his posts are all you need to know that. Props though for bringing back a classic pic. I can't tell if I like the fact that the guitars are for Guitar hero, or that there are also 9 books of matches organized next to his ammo.
Re: FFXU's GunLover Explains How He Would Have Taken Out Las Vegas Shooter
Posted by:
Uncle Sampson
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Date: October 09, 2017 08:43AM
Nevermind, my favorite is the water toy noodle. probably bc he makesn silencers with them...scary!