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You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Dear Penthouse ()
Date: September 27, 2017 04:50PM

The other day I was at the dentist’s office getting a routine cleaning when the dental assistant, an older woman, began touching and rubbing me after the dentist stepped out of the room to look at X-rays. I just went along with it. She was already flirting with me when I first walked in, telling me that she loved my shirt and asking if I work out. Little did I know that those seemingly benign comments would turn into something inspiring a steamy letter to penthouse.

So there we are getting it on in the dental chair, trying to be as quiet as church mice. I licked and sucked her tiny red nipples like a newborn infant. She straddled and rode me as if I were a mechanical bull. Before I blew my wad, I told her it was my turn to play dentist, and I decided to give her a teeth whitening. So I pulled out and ordered her to open wide and give me a big smile. I then jizzed all across her yellow teeth. Bitch could slow down traffic with them things. She took in every last drop of jism like it was gatorade after a basketball game. My splooge was to her what water was to the Israelites wandering through the desert for 40 years. She closed up and swished the spunk around her mouth. My cum even coated her tonsils. Then I told her to swallow, rinse, and spit. Eureka! Her teeth were whiter and shined brighter than kingdom come. My semen was like a magical bleaching agent.

We then heard the dentist walking back so we quickly got dressed and acted like nothing happened. Right before I left, she nonchalantly slipped me her phone number. Said she needed more of me, and bad. I don’t think I’ll ever experience a day like that again.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Trolling 101 ()
Date: September 27, 2017 04:54PM

Grade: F

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Broheim ()
Date: September 27, 2017 05:12PM

Trolling 101 Wrote:
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> Grade: F

Nah bro. I know this dude. Story is legit and fuckin hot!

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: true story ()
Date: September 27, 2017 05:16PM

When I was in my late teens I had an dental assistant at the orthodontist that was fucking gorgeous. She used to rub up against me intentionally, and a few times her breasts touched my face. I've never been to an Asian massage parlor, but I'd imagine it's a similar experience. Shit, I'd have married her at 40. Oh and unlike the OP, my story is 100% legit.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Cool ()
Date: September 27, 2017 05:19PM

Broheim Wrote:
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> Trolling 101 Wrote:
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> > Grade: F
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> Nah bro. I know this dude. Story is legit and
> fuckin hot!


The hygienist was a dude
Now it makes sense

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Miz, Playing Dentist w/ Tator? ()
Date: September 27, 2017 05:29PM

Cool Wrote:
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> Broheim Wrote:
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> > Trolling 101 Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Grade: F
> >
> > Nah bro. I know this dude. Story is legit and
> > fuckin hot!
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> The hygienist was a dude
> Now it makes sense

Dude, That's GAF!

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: The OP ()
Date: September 27, 2017 05:30PM

true story Wrote:
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> When I was in my late teens I had an dental
> assistant at the orthodontist that was fucking
> gorgeous. She used to rub up against me
> intentionally, and a few times her breasts touched
> my face. I've never been to an Asian massage
> parlor, but I'd imagine it's a similar experience.
> Shit, I'd have married her at 40. Oh and unlike
> the OP, my story is 100% legit.


I was injected with a truth serum before writing it. Like the title says, you WON'T BELIEVE what happened.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: kalvinbrown ()
Date: November 26, 2020 06:53AM

I had the same storry.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: ldunn ()
Date: November 26, 2020 07:30AM

I once banged a stuardess in the lavatory

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Gus Grammar ()
Date: November 26, 2020 08:13AM

ldunn Wrote:
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> I once banged a stuardess in the lavatory
You might wanna learn how to spell stewardess

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: ldunn ()
Date: November 26, 2020 08:24AM

Gus Grammar Wrote:
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> > I once banged a stuardess in the lavatory
> You might wanna learn how to spell stewardess


Tell us about that time you blew a stuard in the galley.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: What really happened ()
Date: November 26, 2020 09:26AM

Then you woke up at the dentist office and wondered "why is my ass so sore?"

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Exclusive Audio ()
Date: November 26, 2020 11:38PM


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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: FVVMX ()
Date: November 27, 2020 11:17AM

My parents sent me to this lady dentist when I was in HS. I get there. The receptionist signs me in. I sit & wait until some young broad, not bad looking and wearing what looks like a polyester medical uniform opens the door and calls my name. So I acknowledge her & she tells me to follow her. She shows me into this room and gestures to the dentist chair, so I sit down. She leaves. A couple of minutes later, this older lady, GRADE AAA H-A-W-T comes in & introduces herself as Dr. X. My eyes are popping out. So she goes to examine me and I notice there ain't no dental asst. like most of 'em got. Then she gets behind me supposably to take a look and cradles my head in her tits.

I'm enjoying this & she notices it. so she comes around & asks me "wanna see?" & don't wait for my answer, but undoes the zipper & peels down the front of her polyester medical dress. She says "oops, forgot" & undoes her bra & takes it off. I'm squirming as my raging woody is caught in my underwear, so she comes over & says "lemme help you with that".

So she undoes my pants & I'm trembling. I tell her I'm about to lose it, so she giggles and puts my woody in her mouth & I cum in 2 sec. She giggles again & tells me she's going to schedule another appt. for me next week & I'll be the last patient of the day. We wound up setting her dentist chair on fire for the rest of that school year. Then my parents moved us away. DAMN! They always wondered why the dentist bills for me were so low while they were pretty high for my bro. & sis.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: I Bang her ()
Date: November 27, 2020 11:29AM

Back when I was in high school there was a dental assistant at my orthodontist that use to flirt with and I could clearly see down her shirt when she would bend over to do stuff. She would rub her titties all over me.

I don't remember how it happened but I invited her out one night and we ended up banging in the car on a dead end road near Herndon High School. She had a smoking hot body. Blonde with the best tittes ever.

I heard she got fired from the office because she called in one day and they caught her out some place. I have a feeling she really got fired because she was sleeping with people.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: kalvinbrown ()
Date: December 04, 2020 03:12AM

Reading your story, I remembered several stories like that at the dentist. I personally went through a not very pleasant history at the dentist because he lied to me by signing a contract and asked for more money than we agreed so I was shocked and did not know how to get out of such a situation. I was lucky that a friend recommended me to go to a lawyer and analyze the situation together, to see if I can do something in that case and this company really got me out of trouble. In case anyone needs it, I can leave their site here so just
read more here.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Averora ()
Date: December 04, 2020 07:29AM

kalvinbrown Wrote:
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> Reading your story, I remembered several stories
> like that at the dentist. I personally went
> through a not very pleasant history at the dentist
> because he lied to me by signing a contract and
> asked for more money than we agreed so I was
> shocked and did not know how to get out of such a
> situation. I was lucky that a friend recommended
> me to go to a lawyer and analyze the situation
> together, to see if I can do something in that
> case and this company really got me out of
> trouble. In case anyone needs it, I can leave
> their site here so just
> read more here.

Could you tell me some more information about it? Let’s talk in PM.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: UFKBE ()
Date: December 04, 2020 10:27AM

Our oldest son graduates from HS and he's been admitted to this good college. He works a job over the summer. He has a summer GF. About a week before he's leaving for school, he brings home his "summer GF", it's OUR DENTIST!. He brought her home so they could announce he got her pregnant. The mother of our grandchild is 2 YEARS OLDER THAN US! (wife & me are the same age). Then we find out she's been doing him since shortly after we started going to her, when he was a soph in HS. NOw, of course, we don't want to prosecute her because she's the mother of our grandchild & we don't want to make it hard on the child. Still, we're pretty angry at getting pushed into this sit. & not having any say over it.

The Dentist says our son or us don't have to contribute financially, since it's on her & she seduced him. What would be funny if this whole thing didn't piss us off is she admitted he always wanted to use a rubber, but sometimes she insisted on bareback & he wanted the sex so bad he went along with it. Our son was the only one who used his head on this. We understood he was a boy & couldn't think right on this, so we didn't really blame him. He didn't seem scarred or hurt by it. He even later admitted he knew it wasn't permanent, but he liked the reliable sex.

SO he finishes college & gets a good job & he's doing good in another city. Two years after he's out, he announces he's getting married and he's bringing her home to meet us. Of course, we're excited. So the day comes, the cab pulls up to our house (he hates Uber, he uses cabs) & we see him & the girl get out, except the girl isn't a girl, she's an older woman. Don't get me wrong, even I admit she's REAL HOT, but, it's obvious she won't see 30 again & our son is 24. Turns out she's 37. I lose it & go back to the dentist & what she did to him. My wife tells me to stop yelling & now our son's GF has found out about our grandchild. Our son tells me she already knows & has known since shortly after they started dating. He says you have to be honest & up front. Then, we find out SHE'S HIS BOSS! Now, I'm really losing it. I ask her if SHE's PREGNANT YET. She says she's not, but has been trying to get pregnant because he was slow to ask her to marry him. I asked her to define "slow" & she said "after the 2nd date, when I took him home with me the first time".

So I take our son aside to talk to him & try to straighten him out, but he's insisting. He says she's ideal, she doesn't want to spend money, go anywhere, all she wants to do is bang him & he Loves it.

They've been married a year & she is pregnant & he's still happy & it's obvious, too. All b\c his dentist got him interested in older women.

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Re: You won't believe what happened to me at the dentist
Posted by: Nino G ()
Date: December 04, 2020 10:50AM

UFKBE Wrote:
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> Our oldest son graduates from HS and he's been
> admitted to this good college. He works a job
> over the summer. He has a summer GF. About a
> week before he's leaving for school, he brings
> home his "summer GF", it's OUR DENTIST!. He
> brought her home so they could announce he got her
> pregnant. The mother of our grandchild is 2 YEARS
> OLDER THAN US! (wife & me are the same age).
> Then we find out she's been doing him since
> shortly after we started going to her, when he was
> a soph in HS. NOw, of course, we don't want to
> prosecute her because she's the mother of our
> grandchild & we don't want to make it hard on the
> child. Still, we're pretty angry at getting
> pushed into this sit. & not having any say over
> it.
>
> The Dentist says our son or us don't have to
> contribute financially, since it's on her & she
> seduced him. What would be funny if this whole
> thing didn't piss us off is she admitted he always
> wanted to use a rubber, but sometimes she insisted
> on bareback & he wanted the sex so bad he went
> along with it. Our son was the only one who used
> his head on this. We understood he was a boy &
> couldn't think right on this, so we didn't really
> blame him. He didn't seem scarred or hurt by it.
> He even later admitted he knew it wasn't
> permanent, but he liked the reliable sex.
>
> SO he finishes college & gets a good job & he's
> doing good in another city. Two years after he's
> out, he announces he's getting married and he's
> bringing her home to meet us. Of course, we're
> excited. So the day comes, the cab pulls up to
> our house (he hates Uber, he uses cabs) & we see
> him & the girl get out, except the girl isn't a
> girl, she's an older woman. Don't get me wrong,
> even I admit she's REAL HOT, but, it's obvious she
> won't see 30 again & our son is 24. Turns out
> she's 37. I lose it & go back to the dentist &
> what she did to him. My wife tells me to stop
> yelling & now our son's GF has found out about our
> grandchild. Our son tells me she already knows &
> has known since shortly after they started dating.
> He says you have to be honest & up front. Then,
> we find out SHE'S HIS BOSS! Now, I'm
> really losing it. I ask her if SHE's PREGNANT
> YET. She says she's not, but has been trying to
> get pregnant because he was slow to ask her to
> marry him. I asked her to define "slow" & she
> said "after the 2nd date, when I took him home
> with me the first time".
>
> So I take our son aside to talk to him & try to
> straighten him out, but he's insisting. He says
> she's ideal, she doesn't want to spend money, go
> anywhere, all she wants to do is bang him & he
> Loves it.
>
> They've been married a year & she is pregnant &
> he's still happy & it's obvious, too. All b\c his
> dentist got him interested in older women.


Wow. At least your son doesn't have to pay child support for the first kid. And maybe he'll stay with his current wife a long time, but I doubt it. Once she hits 50, he'll have to leave her for some younger snatch.

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