Just rename your dog Eesh, KKKillary KKKlinton, G2, Meade, Goat Fucker, or something God Awful like Mike O'Meara Fan and the dog will live forever on the Internets.
Okay, you could also make her a Pagan and mourn her on FFXU - like that Pagan Rusty from European Vacation.
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