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The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: getting his jerk on ()
Date: September 12, 2017 09:55AM

haha, Ted Cruz hit the like button on Twitter yesterday and let all his followers know he was watching some good old fashioned hardcore porn. Of course he unliked it about 40 minutes later when he realized what happened.

What was Ted up to? lol

He crusaded against porn as a presidential candidate, did he change his mind about it or is he just another rightwing christian hypocrite?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4875122/Ted-Cruz-likes-hardcore-PORN-video-Twitter.html

looks like the perv kind too, where some hot mom watches her daughter or stepdaughter getting nailed. very interesting indeed!

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: SHOCKING! ()
Date: September 12, 2017 10:03AM

A politician who is a hypocrite? I'm SHOCKED!

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: funny AF ()
Date: September 12, 2017 10:05AM

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Republicans are Liars,Liars Folk ()
Date: September 12, 2017 10:12AM

Republicans are such hypocrites. They'll also cry and bitch about gays but watch lesbian porn.

Loved it when Josh Duggar, the poster boy for the Family Group Heritage, got caught with prostitutes and porn stars.

Even better republicans getting caught in bathrooms having gay sex.

At least democrats are honest.

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: From Teabagger to Trumptard ()
Date: September 12, 2017 10:28AM

Cruz is more than just a Republican. He's a family-values evangelical Christian. A bastion of morality who knows what's best for you and me. A man elected to legislate Christ's kingdom here on Earth.

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Pussy Grabbing ()
Date: September 12, 2017 10:38AM

From Teabagger to Trumptard Wrote:
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> Cruz is more than just a Republican. He's a
> family-values evangelical Christian. A bastion of
> morality who knows what's best for you and me. A
> man elected to legislate Christ's kingdom here on
> Earth.

You know every "Ted Cruz family-values evangelical Christian" immediately rush to porn sites to watch that video. Republicans are such hypocrites.

At least Trump is honest and tells his followers to "she is ugly" and "Grab them by the pussy." The only real trait about Trump.

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Eeewwww ()
Date: September 12, 2017 11:08AM

I bet those porn actresses are totally creeped out that some weirdo like Cruz is watching their movies.

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: XBNG4 ()
Date: September 12, 2017 05:26PM

The ones who cry loudest against something are doing that very thing. Look at how many "family values" anti-homosexual conservative males have been caught in compromising positions with men.


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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: LJS ()
Date: September 13, 2017 07:29AM

What does former Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig think about this?

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Pun Intended ()
Date: September 13, 2017 07:41AM

He blamed it on "problems with his staff".

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Lying Ted! ()
Date: September 13, 2017 08:18AM

This is why we all voted for Donald Trump instead!

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: September 13, 2017 08:25AM

The ones that are the most pious are always the most perverted. That's just human nature.

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Gerry the Paki ()
Date: September 13, 2017 09:11AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> The ones that are the most pious are always the
> most perverted. That's just human nature.


Gerry, how right you are: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2671755.html

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Gerry Owns YOU ()
Date: September 13, 2017 09:19AM

Gerry the Paki Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The ones that are the most pious are always the
> > most perverted. That's just human nature.
>
>
> Gerry, how right you are:
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/26
> 71755.htm

Gerry lives in your head rent free.

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Pnkcn ()
Date: September 13, 2017 09:21AM

Now the tards want to crucify people for watching porn. But if it was gay transsexual porn they would applaud. Libs are brain damaged. Can't make this shit up!

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: The Ted Cruz Porn Fiesta ()
Date: September 13, 2017 09:40AM

Pnkcn Wrote:
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> Now the tards want to crucify people for watching
> porn.


No, they're bashing him because Cruz really presents himself as an evangelical, family values christian who has tried to ban things like sex toys and who legislates "christian morality". He is a hypocrite. A real christian family man doesn't go behind his wife's back and gets his rocks off to incest porn.

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Re: The Pornmeister Ted Cruz
Posted by: Trigger Warning ()
Date: September 13, 2017 10:06AM

The Ted Cruz Porn Fiesta Wrote:
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> Pnkcn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now the tards want to crucify people for
> watching
> > porn.
>
>
> No, they're bashing him because Cruz really
> presents himself as an evangelical, family values
> christian who has tried to ban things like sex
> toys and who legislates "christian morality". He
> is a hypocrite. A real christian family man
> doesn't go behind his wife's back and gets his
> rocks off to incest porn.


TRIGGERED!

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