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Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: I know that I would! ()
Date: August 07, 2017 07:04AM

I think it would be great fun! Besides, I wonder if one could give you head and deep throat while the other one continues to breathe?

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: August 07, 2017 07:26AM

Been there done that this one time in Cape Town. Really limited in the number of positions you can be in, but hearing two different sets of moans at once is hot.

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 07, 2017 07:47AM

Is it politically incorrect to say siamese twins?

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: I'm talking about women, not men ()
Date: August 07, 2017 09:24AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Been there done that this one time in Cape Town.
> Really limited in the number of positions you can
> be in, but hearing two different sets of moans at
> once is hot.


You're thinking about spit roasting a fellow man. I'm actually talking about having sex with female conjoined twins!

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Woodysporter ()
Date: August 07, 2017 09:54AM

Depends on where they're joined.

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: August 07, 2017 11:44AM

I'm talking about women, not men Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Been there done that this one time in Cape
> Town.
> > Really limited in the number of positions you
> can
> > be in, but hearing two different sets of moans
> at
> > once is hot.
>
>
> You're thinking about spit roasting a fellow man.
> I'm actually talking about having sex with female
> conjoined twins!

Son, I was menaging women long before you started shitting green. I had threes company action with these twins in Cape Town, the Volksburg girls before I left for Rhodesia.

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Love and Marriage ()
Date: August 07, 2017 11:48AM

Ya can't have one without the other.
I would bang these tw(o)ne
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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: August 07, 2017 11:50AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> I'm talking about women, not men Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Been there done that this one time in Cape
> > Town.
> > > Really limited in the number of positions you
> > can
> > > be in, but hearing two different sets of
> moans
> > at
> > > once is hot.
> >
> >
> > You're thinking about spit roasting a fellow
> man.
> > I'm actually talking about having sex with
> female
> > conjoined twins!
>
> Son, I was menaging women long before you started
> shitting green. I had threes company action with
> these twins in Cape Town, the Volksburg girls
> before I left for Rhodesia.

Your material sucks. Quit using my troll name, you stupid fucking cunt.

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Mr Softie ()
Date: August 07, 2017 11:50AM

I serious doubt I could get a boner with siamese twins

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 07, 2017 11:50AM

I know that I would! Wrote:
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> I think it would be great fun! Besides, I wonder
> if one could give you head and deep throat while
> the other one continues to breathe?
Attachments:
twins.jpg

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Can they get a college discount? ()
Date: August 07, 2017 12:07PM

What if they don't want to take the same classes? That would suck!

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: August 07, 2017 12:14PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm talking about women, not men Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Been there done that this one time in Cape
> > > Town.
> > > > Really limited in the number of positions
> you
> > > can
> > > > be in, but hearing two different sets of
> > moans
> > > at
> > > > once is hot.
> > >
> > >
> > > You're thinking about spit roasting a fellow
> > man.
> > > I'm actually talking about having sex with
> > female
> > > conjoined twins!
> >
> > Son, I was menaging women long before you
> started
> > shitting green. I had threes company action
> with
> > these twins in Cape Town, the Volksburg girls
> > before I left for Rhodesia.
>
> Your material sucks. Quit using my troll name, you
> stupid fucking cunt.


You're the imposter faggot. Fuck off and stop posting your liberal bullshit using my handle.

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: KBYDY ()
Date: August 07, 2017 12:16PM

Can they get a college discount? Wrote:
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> What if they don't want to take the same classes?
> That would suck!

Pretty sure they are out of school. Mid 20s I think

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Ted Turner ()
Date: August 07, 2017 12:20PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm talking about women, not men Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Been there done that this one time in Cape
> > > Town.
> > > > Really limited in the number of positions
> you
> > > can
> > > > be in, but hearing two different sets of
> > moans
> > > at
> > > > once is hot.
> > >
> > >
> > > You're thinking about spit roasting a fellow
> > man.
> > > I'm actually talking about having sex with
> > female
> > > conjoined twins!
> >
> > Son, I was menaging women long before you
> started
> > shitting green. I had threes company action
> with
> > these twins in Cape Town, the Volksburg girls
> > before I left for Rhodesia.
>
> Your material sucks. Quit using my troll name, you
> stupid fucking cunt.


I don't understand why you didn't just register the name if it bothers you so much. I wish someone would. I get so confused seeing the racist Mike O'Meara Posts and the pro-black Mike O'Meara posts. have some consistency damnit.

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Re: Who here would voluntarilly have sex with conjoined twins?
Posted by: Agent Trump Stain ()
Date: August 07, 2017 12:21PM

You actually read this shit?

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