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Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: very sincere (not misery) Q ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:07AM

The wife wanted to fuck in the shower this morning. I did forty hours this past week, and have been so tired fucking just isn't much interest to me over sleeping at the moment. Tub is small to begin with and was comfortable, I pretended to cum, just to get it over with so I could get back to bed for a extra hour of shut eye. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: TheBBCisCumming ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:13AM

Dude as soon as she finds out she is going to get Tyrone to feed her the BBC. Hope that hour of shut eye was worth it.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: dr. Drew ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:18AM

If it's a one time thing, or you only do it sporadically it's not a big deal, but if you are doing it constantly, then that points to something else.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: HurrDurr ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:29AM

I've faked it once or twice because I was too stoned or because I had already beat off a few hours before.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: rough kitty chair ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:32AM

everyone has once in their lives. Women all the time but men rarely. Sometimes you gotta sleep bro.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: ppop ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:34AM

I have never faked cumming cuz I can blow my load faster than faking...just about true...I come most times within 45 seconds.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: fantom.shitter ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:37AM

Every guy has done it at least a couple times. It could be you're too tired, the woman doesn't do it for you, or you beat of recently and can't muster the spooge. Woman do this far more and are in no position to criticize.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: ok, Miz wannabee ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:37AM

This does sound exactly like a Miz post. Seriously dude, if your name is not William Moreno, why would you want to sound like him -- especially given that you know you might be accused of being Miz?

Here's a thought to ponder: if you need to preface your post with the "not Miz, but.." caveat, it probably isn't worth posting or saying in the first place.
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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:46AM

I have big cums
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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: I did it a couple of months ago ()
Date: July 31, 2017 11:48AM

I'm married. I found a chick on CL that could host and was ready to fuck. After foreplay and taking my time with her the first go around, I think I might have cum harder than I ever have! The second time I got her to get me hard by sucking my cock. I eventually came in her doggy style. It was great, but not as intense as the first time. The third time I had already exhausted my nut supply. I was kind of worn out and my cock didn't want to stay fully hard. It was hard, but not the tight hard it normally gets. I was getting a little winded, so I pretended to cum a third time! She was complimenting me on how I was able to go three times. I know she was able to cum a few times. I started by giving her two by eating her out. Then I gave her another one while fucking her the second time. She came, at least, three times and I came twice.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: Black.Snake.Moan ()
Date: July 31, 2017 12:59PM

That would never work for me. When I bust a nut, I send gallons of cum shooting out the girls' asses, mouths, nose and ears. If I faked it, they would know...

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: cumfaker ()
Date: July 31, 2017 01:50PM

very sincere (not misery) Q Wrote:
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> The wife wanted to fuck in the shower this
> morning. I did forty hours this past week, and
> have been so tired fucking just isn't much
> interest to me over sleeping at the moment. Tub is
> small to begin with and was comfortable, I
> pretended to cum, just to get it over with so I
> could get back to bed for a extra hour of shut
> eye. Has anyone else ever done this?


I never fake cum when I fuck your wife.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: Great Dream, William ()
Date: July 31, 2017 02:04PM

I did it a couple of months ago Wrote:
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> I'm married. I found a chick on CL that could host
> and was ready to fuck. After foreplay and taking
> my time with her the first go around, I think I
> might have cum harder than I ever have! The second
> time I got her to get me hard by sucking my cock.
> I eventually came in her doggy style. It was
> great, but not as intense as the first time. The
> third time I had already exhausted my nut supply.
> I was kind of worn out and my cock didn't want to
> stay fully hard. It was hard, but not the tight
> hard it normally gets. I was getting a little
> winded, so I pretended to cum a third time! She
> was complimenting me on how I was able to go three
> times. I know she was able to cum a few times. I
> started by giving her two by eating her out. Then
> I gave her another one while fucking her the
> second time. She came, at least, three times and I
> came twice.

SO obvious Miz...still reading Penthouse forum? Jesus Christ.

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Re: Have you ever faked cumming?
Posted by: I did it a couple of months ago ()
Date: July 31, 2017 02:12PM

Maybe I should consider writing for one of the rags. BTW, I'm not William.

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