Trump to Award Spicer Medal of Honor for Heroism in War on Journalism
Posted by:
D'OHnald the War Hero King
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Date: July 23, 2017 12:47PM
Spicer repeatedly and heroically ran through a withering barrage of truthful friendly fire and pointed questions for 6 months. He mowed down hordes of oncoming enemy fake news journalists with fusillade after fusillade of explosive lies and deflective hand grenades. He hid in the bushes on the White House grounds to protect the President. He single handedly destroyed the free press's ability to video or voice record White House Press briefings - leaving the deceitful journalist enemies tactically ineffective and offensively blind.
Spicer's valor, gallantry, and selfless sacrifices on behalf of Middle Earth and the forces of Evil merit the highest recognition in the land.
Putin is expected to honor Spicer's bravery at a private ceremony at Mar-a-Lago later this month where Putin will award him the "Hero of the Motherland" - Russia's highest honor.