this version is much funnier than the original. btw, he spends about four minutes on the ground trying to get up in the beer isle.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

he cant get up cuz he wont take his hand off the beer
and he must be on somthn else not just beer

That's funny. Man, I've been fucked up but I don't think I've ever been that fucked up. I bet he had a major fucking hangover after that.

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That brought ugly flashbacks from my 21st birthday.

(facepalms in shame)...Shudder.

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Charlie Schmidt's "cool cat" Wrote:
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> and he must be on somthn else not just beer

I think you're on to something.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> That's funny. Man, I've been fucked up but I don't
> think I've ever been that fucked up. I bet he had
> a major fucking hangover after that.


I've been that fucked up, but never out in public.

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what in his brain was saying 'I need more beer?"

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> what in his brain was saying 'I need more beer?"

The Lizard.

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i read on another forum that he was on some new form of pcp

Its probably just an inner ear infection, poor guy.

How did he get to the store?

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> How did he get to the store?


He drove. The guy probably has three DUIs in a ten year period. Oh well, nothing 8 months in prison won't solve.

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> i read on another forum that he was on some new
> form of pcp

Isn't "ketamine" a horse tranquilizer?


BTW, who the fuck is posting videos of ME on this forum???? I wasn't drunk! I had just been to the dentist, and he went nuts and shot me up with novocaine all over my spine and legs.

Notice that when I stumble into the chips near the door, that the sun is still shining. I never drink before the sun goes down.

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i thought ketamine was used to euthanize animals


what kind of voodoo witchcraft is that? "never drink before the sun goes down."
are anyone elses balls frozen?

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> i thought ketamine was used to euthanize animals
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As far as I know, it's a horse tranquilizer, like PCP. Club kids use it for "out of body experiences" (and as intriguing as that sounds, I've never tried it, and probably never will.)

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> what kind of voodoo witchcraft is that? "never
> drink before the sun goes down."
> are anyone elses balls frozen?


Some people have a rule to never drink before noon.

I generalized about the "before the sun goes down" part, but basically, I never drink before I've completed my day's tasks and have sat down for dinner.

There are some exceptions, of course. The sunday of the Masters Tournament and the opening of the Tiki Bar on Solomon's Island are my exceptions. But who can resist cheap mai tais at a motel bar on Solomon's Island?

But I always find it weird to walk out of a bar with a buzz when the sun is still shining.

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Alias Wrote:
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> Thurston wrote:
> "But I always find it weird to walk out of a bar
> with a buzz when the sun is still shining."
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> Good rule to follow.
>
> Yet, I have some fond memories of sitting on the
> beach, while the sun was coming up and I think
> we might have been drinking something, but it was
> probably just water.
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> And, this might have happened more than once.

Of course, at a younger age, being drunk at the beach was okay.

And obviously, if you started drinking at the appropriate time the night before, and you somehow haven't finished drinking when the sun comes up, that's a totally different story.

Just so long as you don't wake up sober (or hung over) and start drinking again. Or start drinking before noon, or whatever your rule is. My rule has always been to never drink until after working hours.

Once you go to bed, you have stopped drinking. The next time you drink needs to follow the rules, you can't just wake up and continue drinking. That's called a "bender", and you probably need to seek outpatient or inpatient treatment ;)

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Ketamine is used to tranquilize larger animals including dogs.

Ketamine is used to tranquilize larger animals including dogs. But if you warm it up in your microwave and crush it up it gives you a pcp type high.