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DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:36AM

Ok, who the fuckity fuck fuck made this gay ass law stating that if you're sitting in the seat of a parked car you can get a DUI???!!!!! I wasn't even driving shitheads!!!!! How the fuck do you get a DUI when you're not even driving? Keys out of the ignition and the engine is off. Fuck the police!!!!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:39AM

When did this supposedly happen?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:41AM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> When did this supposedly happen?


When did I say it did shilock?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:44AM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When did this supposedly happen?
>
>
> When did I say it did shilock?

It doesn't state it above. Is this a continuation of a previous post?
I think you need medication. You live in a fantasy world. Do you hear voices talking to you? YOU NEED HELP!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:46AM

fuck off kike

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:47AM

It's obvious that you don't like being called out. You are obviously making stuff up to get attention. When will you finally decide that enough is enough?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:51AM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> It's obvious that you don't like being called out.
> You are obviously making stuff up to get
> attention. When will you finally decide that
> enough is enough?


Called out? Bitch please. You all seem so fixated that I'm your butt buddy the Miz. You ain't shit

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:53AM

I never mentioned Miz, you just did. Try again, loser!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:53AM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> I never mentioned Miz, you just did. Try again,
> loser!


Well it seems to be the common theme you fucking kike

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:55AM

Are your parents still alive? I bet you're upset that they didn't give you enough attention growing up and still don't now! You probably don't have any luck with women, either! I'm sure that you don't have any REAL friends, just your imaginary Higgins friend that you mention on here.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: I see banned people ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:56AM

Pathetic

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: intervention ()
Date: May 18, 2017 08:59AM

I see banned people Wrote:
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> Pathetic


I don't even think a ban would work at this point, it hasn't stopped him the last dozen times there's no reason to think it would work now. He's gunna need some sort of intervention where he is forcibly removed from access to this site and his parents take his computer away and cut the data plan on his phone so he can't phone post like he is now. Nothing short of that is going to have ANY effect.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:01AM

intervention Wrote:
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> I see banned people Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pathetic
>
>
> I don't even think a ban would work at this point,
> it hasn't stopped him the last dozen times there's
> no reason to think it would work now. He's gunna
> need some sort of intervention where he is
> forcibly removed from access to this site and his
> parents take his computer away and cut the data
> plan on his phone so he can't phone post like he
> is now. Nothing short of that is going to have ANY
> effect.


Bitch I don't know who the fuck you think you talking to! I ain't ever get banned from this site ass licking faggot fucker

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Triggered Miz ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:03AM

getting triggered assbreath?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:08AM

Calhoun, don't shift away from me! Let's get it on, motherfucker!
Your parents can't stand you! Nobody likes you. You lurk on here for attention! You are a weasel! You could be Comey. Comey the weasel!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:16AM

Comey deserved to get fired

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:20AM

And YOU deserved to be fired! You are a loser. You come from a long bloodline of losers! You serve no purpose in life! You can't even be used as a bad example, you're that fucking much of a loser!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:23AM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> And YOU deserved to be fired! You are a loser. You
> come from a long bloodline of losers! You serve no
> purpose in life! You can't even be used as a bad
> example, you're that fucking much of a loser!


The fuck you done to make you oh so successful?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: garyb7690 ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:26AM

Face it Ron. You have a serious problem. And it is only getting worst. I hope you will considered posting a thread about weather to check into rehab.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:29AM

listen I drink because I can escape. Alcohol isn't a drug otherwise they wouldn't sell it in stores. There are people who drink more than I do. I don't have a fucking problem! Christ you sound just like my parents and my ex fucking fiancé. Gave me an ultimatum "look it's either alcohol or me." Bye bitch! Heard her skank ass is pregnant now with her "new husband." Bitch even tried contacting me on facebook like "hey, I hope you got the help you needed." Fucking whore

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:31AM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And YOU deserved to be fired! You are a loser.
> You
> > come from a long bloodline of losers! You serve
> no
> > purpose in life! You can't even be used as a
> bad
> > example, you're that fucking much of a loser!
>
>
> The fuck you done to make you oh so successful?

I'm here to take you down, motherfucker! Nobody wants you posting here anymore. You have no friends here. You have no friends anywhere. You are what we call a Loser's loser! You suck at life and you drain the energy from the party. No one wants to hear your made up bullshit any longer! GO AWAY!

You probably have some weird kind of beard that's really thin and makes your face look like a trimmed pussy!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:35AM

no beard faggot. And I have lots of friends. Like your girlfriend. She doesn't have one either down there if you know what I mean. We taped our last love making session and we're sending you a copy for your birthday

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: garyb7690 ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:38AM

Tylenol is a drug and they sell it in stores. Your a imposter on the Internet Ron. In Vegas guys like you disappeared in the dessert all the damn time. Ever saw goodfellas? That's a true story. When you have to drink in the morning to get rid of shakes you are a full blown alcoholic. Time for a rehab intervention thread.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:42AM

I drink a shot when I wake up, a shot after I brush my teeth, a shot in the shower, a shot after the shower, and then a shot before I take a shot and then I take another shot. Then it's time to drive somewhere or grab a beer

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:43AM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> no beard faggot. And I have lots of friends.
> Like your girlfriend. She doesn't have one either
> down there if you know what I mean. We taped our
> last love making session and we're sending you a
> copy for your birthday

That's the best you got, little boy? Geeze, I didn't realize that I was up against a mental midget! No wonder you got fired and a DUI. You're not even intelligent enough to keep up in the slow lane. I didn't hit the accelerator yet!

Maybe I was a bit rough on you at first. Maybe it started to shut you down too early. You really are a punk ass bitch! Did your parents have any children that didn't come out retarded?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:45AM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no beard faggot. And I have lots of friends.
> > Like your girlfriend. She doesn't have one
> either
> > down there if you know what I mean. We taped
> our
> > last love making session and we're sending you
> a
> > copy for your birthday
>
> That's the best you got, little boy? Geeze, I
> didn't realize that I was up against a mental
> midget! No wonder you got fired and a DUI. You're
> not even intelligent enough to keep up in the slow
> lane. I didn't hit the accelerator yet!
>
> Maybe I was a bit rough on you at first. Maybe it
> started to shut you down too early. You really are
> a punk ass bitch! Did your parents have any
> children that didn't come out retarded?

Damn I got you mad. All I did was fuck your girlfriend on video lol

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: garyb7690 ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:50AM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> I drink a shot when I wake up, a shot after I
> brush my teeth, a shot in the shower, a shot after
> the shower, and then a shot before I take a shot
> and then I take another shot. Then it's time to
> drive somewhere or grab a beer


See that what I'm talking about. The real Ronnie drinks responsibly and can "handle it". Your not the real Ronnie.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:51AM

I guess that's your comeback? Just shampoo, lather, rinse and repeat?

Your liver is shriveling as I type. Your kidneys are suffering too. You are addicted to alcohol AND, more so, have an addiction to needing attention. Your grand finale should be you running down a set of train tracks, with your arms spread wide open, to hug an oncoming freight train! If you record it ~ you could be famous when someone posts it on the internet. That's probably the only recording of yours that anyone here would be interested in seeing.

Your life sucks and you know it. We ALL know it. You cling to your computer for validation, but in reality your life is one big shit sandwich and everyday you're just taking another bite!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:55AM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> I guess that's your comeback? Just shampoo,
> lather, rinse and repeat?
>
> Your liver is shriveling as I type. Your kidneys
> are suffering too. You are addicted to alcohol
> AND, more so, have an addiction to needing
> attention. Your grand finale should be you running
> down a set of train tracks, with your arms spread
> wide open, to hug an oncoming freight train! If
> you record it ~ you could be famous when someone
> posts it on the internet. That's probably the only
> recording of yours that anyone here would be
> interested in seeing.
>
> Your life sucks and you know it. We ALL know it.
> You cling to your computer for validation, but in
> reality your life is one big shit sandwich and
> everyday you're just taking another bite!


What about the recording of me with your girlfriend?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 09:56AM

repeat, again and again!

You must be a Liberal / Democrat!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: uddl ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:00AM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I guess that's your comeback? Just shampoo,
> > lather, rinse and repeat?
> >
> > Your liver is shriveling as I type. Your
> kidneys
> > are suffering too. You are addicted to alcohol
> > AND, more so, have an addiction to needing
> > attention. Your grand finale should be you
> running
> > down a set of train tracks, with your arms
> spread
> > wide open, to hug an oncoming freight train! If
> > you record it ~ you could be famous when
> someone
> > posts it on the internet. That's probably the
> only
> > recording of yours that anyone here would be
> > interested in seeing.
> >
> > Your life sucks and you know it. We ALL know
> it.
> > You cling to your computer for validation, but
> in
> > reality your life is one big shit sandwich and
> > everyday you're just taking another bite!
>
>
> What about the recording of me with your
> girlfriend?

Wheres this recording

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:01AM

It's in the mail. Vivid offered me $10,000 for it because of the freaky nasty things she did on camera

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: garyb7690 ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:04AM

Listen kid, until you sucked a dick in a back of a van for your next drink you don't know shit about me! You like to talk the talk but you ain't walk the walk! You discust me!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:10AM

I drank alcohol out of the toilet once when I was so drunk I needed some more liquor

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Butt Pirate of the Caribbean ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:10AM

As long as the keys were out of the ignition and no officer saw you drive it or put the keys in the ignition, it won't stand up in court.

Now they could get you for drunk in public, but they can't get you for DWI if nobody saw you drive it or with the keys in the ignition.


The 1 thing you might have to be careful of is if you have a Prius or something like that where all you need is the key in the car and you press a starter button. You might have a problem, there, but I don't know if any laws specifically deal with that. You might want to talk to legal aid.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:12AM

Just as I expected, Ronnie is a chicken shit fuckwit that serves no purpose in life!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:14AM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> Just as I expected, Ronnie is a chicken shit
> fuckwit that serves no purpose in life!


like you?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Date: May 18, 2017 10:20AM

Serious question:


Just how GAY is Ronnie Calhoun?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:23AM

Your claim to fame will be when you kill someone by drunk driving, then the second claim to fame will be when you hug the train.

I help and educate less fortunate people in society. Most-likely they are people tossed aside by people of your ilk. You dependency on alcohol makes you worthless to yourself, so I can only imagine that you are worthless to those around you, whether it be at work, home or anywhere else.

YOU NEED HELP!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: shitter ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:24AM

I must admit, William has given this fake some real character. In the end though, it doesn't really matter does it? Slit your wrists already, moron.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:26AM

shitter Wrote:
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> I must admit, William has given this fake some
> real character. In the end though, it doesn't
> really matter does it? Slit your wrists already,
> moron.


Wow I might take offense to that if I were William

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:29AM

Ronnie will be homeless soon, so I might end up helping him in the long run.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Wee Willy Winkie ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:33AM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> shitter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I must admit, William has given this fake some
> > real character. In the end though, it doesn't
> > really matter does it? Slit your wrists
> already,
> > moron.
>
>
> Wow I might take offense to that if I were William

Miz is standing by his computer waiting to respond within 5 seconds

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 10:34AM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> Ronnie will be homeless soon, so I might end up
> helping him in the long run.

Sorry, I can't do organ transplants!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Best Friends Forever ()
Date: May 18, 2017 11:40AM

Wee Willy Winkie Wrote:
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > shitter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I must admit, William has given this fake
> some
> > > real character. In the end though, it doesn't
> > > really matter does it? Slit your wrists
> > already,
> > > moron.
> >
> >
> > Wow I might take offense to that if I were
> William
>
> Miz is standing by his computer waiting to respond
> within 5 seconds
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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Legal warning ()
Date: May 18, 2017 11:43AM

The arrest is bogus but the crime is real. For a drunk driving charge to stick they don't have to prove you actually drove the car. Sitting in the drivers seat with the keys in the ignition is sufficient. There are other fact patterns which also will support a drunk driving conviction. If you are drunk and need to sleep it off in the car, then crawl into the back seat.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 12:00PM

assholes. All of you

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ron's Ropes and Riggings ()
Date: May 18, 2017 12:02PM

"Lizzie...look at the marks on my neck"....Fucking Awesome! LOL!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 12:05PM

What do I need to do to prove that I am not Miz?

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Okay, here we go again & again ()
Date: May 18, 2017 12:06PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> assholes. All of you

I would much rather be referred to as the asshole versus, what you are, THE WHOLE ASS!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: The FFXU JOKE ()
Date: May 18, 2017 12:07PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> What do I need to do to prove that I am not Miz?


Nobody cares you needy douchebag.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: May 18, 2017 12:15PM

Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > assholes. All of you
>
> I would much rather be referred to as the asshole
> versus, what you are, THE WHOLE ASS!


your mom

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: What what in the Butt ()
Date: May 18, 2017 12:27PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Okay, here we go again & again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > assholes. All of you
> >
> > I would much rather be referred to as the
> asshole
> > versus, what you are, THE WHOLE ASS!
>
>
> your mom

No, YOUR MOM
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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Tom Pity ()
Date: May 18, 2017 12:30PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> What do I need to do to prove that I am not Miz?


People just don't want to believe there is a bigger asshole around here than Miz.


So when a giant asshole shows up such as yourself....you must be Miz!!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: French-kiss her phat A$$! ()
Date: May 18, 2017 01:31PM

Whenever I see a big, beautiful ass, like the one in the above pic, I start to get major wood! I would lick the brown stain off of her asshole.

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: May 18, 2017 01:35PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Ok, who the fuckity fuck fuck made this gay ass
> law stating that if you're sitting in the seat of
> a parked car you can get a DUI???!!!!! I wasn't
> even driving shitheads!!!!! How the fuck do you
> get a DUI when you're not even driving? Keys out
> of the ignition and the engine is off. Fuck the
> police!!!!


Roger Alies died today. Very sad. He would be proud of the work I do on here!

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Re: DUI for sitting inside of my parked car?
Posted by: XHUJ4 ()
Date: May 18, 2017 04:18PM

You should have sat in the back seat or at least the passenger seat.

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