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should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
needs a new concept
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Date: May 13, 2017 09:10PM
People aren't going to listen to him perform just for the sake of listening to him perform, so he needs an additional attraction.
If he opened up a club, he would automatically have customers (and by extension an audience for his music) because people always swarm to any club. He'd have an immediate income, AND and priceless opportunity to expose thousands of people to his tunes...
If he opened up a club, he would automatically have customers (and by extension an audience for his music) because people always swarm to any club. He'd have an immediate income, AND and priceless opportunity to expose thousands of people to his tunes...
Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
Cashville
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Date: May 13, 2017 09:31PM
needs a new concept Wrote:
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> People aren't going to listen to him perform just
> for the sake of listening to him perform, so he
> needs an additional attraction.
>
> If he opened up a club, he would automatically
> have customers (and by extension an audience for
> his music) because people always swarm to any
> club. He'd have an immediate income, AND and
> priceless opportunity to expose thousands of
> people to his tunes...
Nope. He should move to Branson. The old folks would eat his act up. He performs clean. Nobody wants that anymore. He doesn't have the edge he needs.
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> People aren't going to listen to him perform just
> for the sake of listening to him perform, so he
> needs an additional attraction.
>
> If he opened up a club, he would automatically
> have customers (and by extension an audience for
> his music) because people always swarm to any
> club. He'd have an immediate income, AND and
> priceless opportunity to expose thousands of
> people to his tunes...
Nope. He should move to Branson. The old folks would eat his act up. He performs clean. Nobody wants that anymore. He doesn't have the edge he needs.
Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
sideshow Meade
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Date: May 13, 2017 09:54PM
needs a new concept Wrote:
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> People aren't going to listen to him perform just
> for the sake of listening to him perform, so he
> needs an additional attraction.
>
> If he opened up a club, he would automatically
> have customers (and by extension an audience for
> his music) because people always swarm to any
> club. He'd have an immediate income, AND and
> priceless opportunity to expose thousands of
> people to his tunes...
People don't swarm to any club.
Clubs go under all the time.
What other things would he have to offer club goers?
I think Meade could perfect a sideshow-style experience.
He could bite the heads off live chickens and snakes.
He could hammer nails up his nostrils.
He could even learn to eat fire.
I'd go, and so would all my friends.
Of course, he might lose clientele if he actually sang a song.
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> People aren't going to listen to him perform just
> for the sake of listening to him perform, so he
> needs an additional attraction.
>
> If he opened up a club, he would automatically
> have customers (and by extension an audience for
> his music) because people always swarm to any
> club. He'd have an immediate income, AND and
> priceless opportunity to expose thousands of
> people to his tunes...
People don't swarm to any club.
Clubs go under all the time.
What other things would he have to offer club goers?
I think Meade could perfect a sideshow-style experience.
He could bite the heads off live chickens and snakes.
He could hammer nails up his nostrils.
He could even learn to eat fire.
I'd go, and so would all my friends.
Of course, he might lose clientele if he actually sang a song.
Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
just his usual schtick
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Date: May 13, 2017 10:07PM
Go off on a ten minute rambling monologue about some new brand of dental floss he's trying out. Talk about painting his bookcase. Do a sign twirling act. Discuss his favorite shampoo, complete with projections of before and after pictures. Take off his shirt and do his moob excercises. Tell some tale of having had a vision in which God informed him that DC would be destroyed by a Class 5 huuricane if Hillary were elected.
The hipsters would eat this shit up - it would make them feel superior, and therefore so much better about their owned fucked-up lives...
The hipsters would eat this shit up - it would make them feel superior, and therefore so much better about their owned fucked-up lives...
Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
take the good, take the bad
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Date: May 14, 2017 01:49AM
Anyone else notice how badly the fat one from 'the facts of Life' has aged?
And now Meade could pass as her twin.
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And now Meade could pass as her twin.
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Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 14, 2017 08:52AM
Meade could open a gay bar and have Gretchen tend the bar.
Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
would never happpen
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Date: May 14, 2017 09:19AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Meade could open a gay bar and have Gretchen tend
> the bar.
meade hates the gays, he thinks its against the word of god
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> Meade could open a gay bar and have Gretchen tend
> the bar.
meade hates the gays, he thinks its against the word of god
Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
people who say they hate gays
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Date: May 14, 2017 03:47PM
usually are gay. Undoubtedly the case with Meade, too.
Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
that darn Meade
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Date: May 14, 2017 05:14PM
He should open a "Hair Club for Men", damn how does that guy keep those brown locks and even go from bald to even ore hair. What's your secret? Us balding dudes, eesh miz and the rest, want to,,,,no,,,need to know!!!
Re: should Meade open a club?
Posted by:
lksdjlsk
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Date: May 14, 2017 05:45PM
that darn Meade Wrote:
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> He should open a "Hair Club for Men", damn how
> does that guy keep those brown locks and even go
> from bald to even ore hair. What's your secret?
> Us balding dudes, eesh miz and the rest, want
> to,,,,no,,,need to know!!!
Meade can buy and sell miz or eesh, he doesn't need their dirty money
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> He should open a "Hair Club for Men", damn how
> does that guy keep those brown locks and even go
> from bald to even ore hair. What's your secret?
> Us balding dudes, eesh miz and the rest, want
> to,,,,no,,,need to know!!!
Meade can buy and sell miz or eesh, he doesn't need their dirty money