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Finish this joke with a punchline
Posted by: you finish the joke! ()
Date: May 11, 2017 07:05PM

Ques: When was the only time Uncle Joe on Petticoat Junction did not move slow?
ans: ?

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Re: Finish this joke with a punchline
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: May 11, 2017 07:32PM

When he was headed to Hooterville.

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Re: Finish this joke with a punchline
Posted by: Lance Boyle ()
Date: May 13, 2017 08:42AM

Uncle Joe was hung like a mule but he was too obese to fuck so he paid the girls in hooterville to give him hand and blow jobs. You cant see it in this picture but a hooterville girl is on her knees behind that car giving joe a bj while those two railroad workers watch with interest.
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Re: Finish this joke with a punchline
Posted by: Jack Chester. ()
Date: May 13, 2017 10:15AM

Lance Boyle Wrote:
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> Uncle Joe was hung like a mule but he was too
> obese to fuck so he paid the girls in hooterville
> to give him hand and blow jobs. You cant see it in
> this picture but a hooterville girl is on her
> knees behind that car giving joe a bj while those
> two railroad workers watch with interest.


HaHaHaHa!

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Re: Finish this joke with a punchline
Posted by: Fowl Bowel ()
Date: May 13, 2017 11:23AM

you finish the joke! Wrote:
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> Ques: When was the only time Uncle Joe on
> Petticoat Junction did not move slow?
> ans: ?

When his bowls were ready to explode?

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Re: Finish this joke with a punchline
Posted by: Lance Boyle ()
Date: May 13, 2017 02:56PM

In this pic Uncle Joe is getting jerked off under the table!
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Re: Finish this joke with a punchline
Posted by: Better one ()
Date: May 13, 2017 03:29PM

Finish ?
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Re: Finish this joke with a punchline
Posted by: horny old goatl ()
Date: May 13, 2017 04:04PM

When Kate found a hole drilled into the wall facing the girls shower and she took Grannie's old shotgun loaded with rock salt and bacon rinds and shot Joe right in his wrinkled old ass. He moved like a wild cat with a red hot poker up its ass.

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