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My mother in law offered to have sex with me. I declined, so she offered to blow me.
Posted by: I should have taken her up on it ()
Date: May 11, 2017 01:26PM

She was really drunk at the time. I drove her home and we were alone. I should have let her blow me until I came in her mouth! If the opportunity is ever there again, I'm going to have her suck my dick!

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Re: My mother in law offered to have sex with me. I declined, so she offered to blow me.
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: May 12, 2017 11:43AM

Yes you should have. But if you do she WILL tell her daughter because her loyalties are stronger to her. Now all she can tell her is that you are an honest trustworthy husband and where's the fun in that?

Nip

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Re: My mother in law offered to have sex with me. I declined, so she offered to blow me.
Posted by: MILF.Creeper ()
Date: May 12, 2017 01:22PM

Well, that depends...pics, please?

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Re: My mother in law offered to have sex with me. I declined, so she offered to blow me.
Posted by: I should have taken her up on it ()
Date: May 12, 2017 02:00PM

25 years ago she was fuckable! I would still fuck her now, but I would have to be drunk. Although, I might let her blow me without drinking at all. I'm sure it would lead to me fucking her though...

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Re: My mother in law offered to have sex with me. I declined, so she offered to blow me.
Posted by: darker humor here ()
Date: May 12, 2017 08:03PM

With the "black boy" in jail and "her mother" drunk why not fantasize about blowing a wad in her stinking yap?

This of course is just dark humor. Please don't sue me too.

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