What's the gayest song?

I would say "Shiny Happy People" by REM...really, anything involving Michael Stipe is super duper gay. Runner-up for me is "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. Super gay.

Any heavy metal song is gay also, except it's more for secret gay guys who don't realize how gay they are.

What's that song where it says, "sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much"? That's gay.

top this



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Without a doubt, it has to be this one.

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Easy one--Rick Astley's 'Never gonna give you up':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI

Touch My Joe Camel by the Pansy Division. Actually any song by them fits that bill. But here are the lyrics:

I saw the billboard and thought of you
Low hanging balls, round and smooth
I don't smoke, ain't gonna start
Just ' cause they made public a private part
They give pleasure, let there be no doubt
I like having one in my mouth
I want to touch your Joe Camel
And while we're at it, reach out and grab it
Touch my Joe Camel
Take those shades off your head
Let's see 'em perched between your legs
Those frames you wear, hard and metallic
Look good on top of something phallic
Sneak up on you from the back
Reach round front, feel your hardpack
The company denies it all
They say it's not a cock and balls
Little kids, even they understand
It's not a camel's face, but a sexual gland
They don´t know what it's doing to us
I get turned on just by seeing a bus



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How can anyone disrespect a song featuring Kate Pierson?

I don't know if it qualifies as gay, but it certainly sucks.



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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Dead or Alive? HAHAHAHAHA! back in the 80's that guy spent like a hundred grand on a psychic who advised him on his carreer. The psychic told him not to tour North America!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

i cant believe someone hasnt posted this one. literally about gay butt sex.


I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

I feel you watching me
Over there
Come to me
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move
If you dare
What what

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

It's okay
To have a little fight
Don't you worry
I won't bite (Not that hard)
If you want it
I'll give you power
Just be gentle
I'm delicate like a flower

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please

What what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay

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un-fairfax aboveground Wrote:
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> i cant believe someone hasnt posted this one.
> literally about gay butt sex.

I was just about to, ass.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

I R nawt gay I R juz glad to be herez.

I tried posting "I'm too sexxy" by Right Said Fred but there were no gay original versions on YouTube.

This one goes out to my BFF and the father of my child...

Erasure - Always 2009 Video Remix from André on Vimeo.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> This one goes out to my BFF and the father of my
> child...
> Erasure - Always 2009 Video Remix from André on
> Vimeo.

It's otay if you're Gay Wrote:
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^^^^^ ^^^^ I do believe that we found a winner ^^^^ ^^^^^

The video for "The Song that never Ends" should be presented every time someone starts another pointless political thread.

Not necessarily the gayest song when it came out, it became so after the release of the video. This video single handily destroyed Billy Squier's career, which is too bad because his music wasn't that bad.





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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> What's the gayest song?
>
> I would say "Shiny Happy People" by REM...

wasnt that the B52's?

I think this song is quite gay, but Numbers really likes it.

I don't think it's possible to be any less masculine than Erasure's "Chains of Love".



Chains Of Love (Video)

Erasure | MySpace Music Videos

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I don't think it's possible to be any less
> masculine than Erasure's "Chains of Love".


i am sure you can find a way. go ahead, try. oh wait, you don't have to......

trogdor! Wrote:
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> Not necessarily the gayest song when it came out,
> it became so after the release of the video. This
> video single handily destroyed Billy Squier's
> career, which is too bad because his music wasn't
> that bad.
>
>


Holy fuck, I was prepared to reply with "what the hell are you talking about??"....until I watched the video. :( :( :( :(

I love Billy Squier's music, too. Why did he turn fag in this vid? *sigh*

Gayest wannabe emo douchebag song ( and eesh's favorite):

more?

Why does this particular video turn up on so many You Tube searches? Seemingly unrelated. Does Mr. Astley get any money( a few pennies) from each viewing?

don't know much about this group but like their punky sound.

Alias, how the hell are you man?!


how you doin'?

Ray-Ray Wrote:
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> Alias, how the hell are you man?!

I'm not a man.

> how you doin'?

I was drinkin' tequila and dancin' in a bar with gay men.

Patrick is a fucking gay obsessed idiot. I bet he hangs out in the bathroom of So Addictive waiting for some random guy to fuck him.

I think Patrick is attracted to Mephisto and eesh. I bet he jerks off to their pictures.

PAL=Queer Obsessed Wrote:
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> Patrick is a fucking gay obsessed idiot.

No, he thinks that making fun of eesh's illness somehow hurts eesh, when in fact eesh has long since come to terms with his disease and in fact celebrates and revels in his deviance and perversion.

It's like making fun of Mephisto for being a member of the Head Injury Club for Men. There's no point in it.

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> You've said, at different times mind you, that you
> were a man and then, later, a woman.


Actually, YOU said I was a man, and then YOU said I wasn't.

Get it straight.

This cover makes me gay for Dutch Men:

Anything from the Black Eyed Peas

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Anything from the Black Eyed Peas


Yes.

anything by Air Supply