Had my cousin arrested for something that he didn't do okay flat-out his fucking brother fucking tossed the road flare alright you know how I'm going to verify this to you because Will was with me and if you want verification he was with me when I got arrested we were both sitting in the same fucking drunk tank for over 24 hours the fucking State Police had a huge problem with the fact that we will both racing at over a hundred and twenty miles an hour and down the expressway I did not seeing when there was barely anybody on the fucking road where the problem arise from is when will decide to throw fucking beer bottle at the cop the bus provoking the cop into calling for backup and having us both arrested and if you must know I ended up getting sent to the same fucking rehab center he was sent to so if you must know it wasn't him it was his dumb brother and throwing a road flare why would I waste a perfectly good road flare when there's tons of cinderblocks laying around his place also I have to come back up to Virginia anyway pick up something so looks like I'll also be hiring a defense attorney as well thanks to you so go ahead Sumi do whatever the fuck you want I am ultimate proof and verification that I wasn't there cuz all I have to do is have the cops pull up my goddamn record that I now have

how'd you get out of jail so quick?

dp4UW Wrote:
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> how'd you get out of jail so quick?


Using the Monique Wells method (which no longer works for her)...snitching.

Charges got dropped due to the fact that I wasn't the one that assaulted the cop I just had to do anger management courses and Rehab I complied with everything the officer was telling me my idiot cousin didn't. The only thing that's on my record is a disorderly conduct charge that's it and since it happened in Texas and it being a first offense so let me off easy and give me a choice either do 30 days and pay a $50,000 fine or go to a rehab facility so I chose to go to rehab just finished up the 30 days.

$50,000 fine eh?

That would have sunk you. You won't make or steal that much in your entire lifetime.

Nigs Layer = GAY

Nigslayer Wrote:
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> Had my cousin arrested for something that he
> didn't do okay flat-out his fucking brother
> fucking tossed the road flare alright you know how
> I'm going to verify this to you because Will was
> with me and if you want verification he was with
> me when I got arrested we were both sitting in the
> same fucking drunk tank for over 24 hours the
> fucking State Police had a huge problem with the
> fact that we will both racing at over a hundred
> and twenty miles an hour and down the expressway I
> did not seeing when there was barely anybody on
> the fucking road where the problem arise from is
> when will decide to throw fucking beer bottle at
> the cop the bus provoking the cop into calling for
> backup and having us both arrested and if you must
> know I ended up getting sent to the same fucking
> rehab center he was sent to so if you must know it
> wasn't him it was his dumb brother and throwing a
> road flare why would I waste a perfectly good road
> flare when there's tons of cinderblocks laying
> around his place also I have to come back up to
> Virginia anyway pick up something so looks like
> I'll also be hiring a defense attorney as well
> thanks to you so go ahead Sumi do whatever the
> fuck you want I am ultimate proof and verification
> that I wasn't there cuz all I have to do is have
> the cops pull up my goddamn record that I now have

Nigslayer Wrote:
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> Had my cousin arrested for something that he
> didn't do okay flat-out his fucking brother
> fucking tossed the road flare alright you know how
> I'm going to verify this to you because Will was
> with me and if you want verification he was with
> me when I got arrested we were both sitting in the
> same fucking drunk tank for over 24 hours the
> fucking State Police had a huge problem with the
> fact that we will both racing at over a hundred
> and twenty miles an hour and down the expressway I
> did not seeing when there was barely anybody on
> the fucking road where the problem arise from is
> when will decide to throw fucking beer bottle at
> the cop the bus provoking the cop into calling for
> backup and having us both arrested and if you must
> know I ended up getting sent to the same fucking
> rehab center he was sent to so if you must know it
> wasn't him it was his dumb brother and throwing a
> road flare why would I waste a perfectly good road
> flare when there's tons of cinderblocks laying
> around his place also I have to come back up to
> Virginia anyway pick up something so looks like
> I'll also be hiring a defense attorney as well
> thanks to you so go ahead Sumi do whatever the
> fuck you want I am ultimate proof and verification
> that I wasn't there cuz all I have to do is have
> the cops pull up my goddamn record that I now have
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Just when you think this thread couldn't get any faggyer ^^^^^^^

The guy was priceless!

James Brown is dead, no one is left to make any sense of this seemingly boring personal fail.

With the dissolution of the eeshlizmizmeg team, FFU really needed some new talent - this guy was perfect for this place!