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Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: middle aged and fat ()
Date: March 19, 2017 04:23PM

For some reason my wife of 30 years still wants to have sex with me. I don't really care for sex any more. Will the Viagra make me want to do it again? I am scared I will have a erection all night and will have to go to the ER which would be embarrassing as hell.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: GO EAGLES ()
Date: March 19, 2017 06:13PM

EMBARRASSING? If you're really fat, old & ugly & you stomp into the ER sporting a 6 hour woody, you should be bragging.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: Diamond Cutter ()
Date: March 19, 2017 07:25PM

It works, but it helps to have something around you want to fuck. And it sounds like your wife aint it.

Don't let it go wasted. Go find a 21 year old (or younger) hooker and get your moneys worth. I've popped a blue bomber a couple times and it was a good 3 hours before I got tired of fucking this chick.
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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: JhVYD ()
Date: March 20, 2017 10:23AM

I took it once as a goof, I thought it would be funny to have a boner for 4 hours. But all that happened is I could get a boner in like 5 seconds if I wanted to for like 4 hours. Which isn't that big of a deal, I can get a boner in like 30 seconds any time I want without it.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: Kenny Rogers ()
Date: March 20, 2017 11:13AM

Fucking high school kids posting about viagra. GTFO.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: no sir ()
Date: August 06, 2019 04:32PM

No Meade, better to eat oysters.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: WEWND ()
Date: August 06, 2019 04:40PM

It makes you get a boner, it doesn't make you want to have sex.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: Samuel90 ()
Date: September 26, 2019 04:00AM

No, Viagra won't make you want her. It doesn't affect your brain, like Viagra for women does. The men Viagra if just for increasing blood flow in the penis. So it will help you only if you have problems getting him up. It would be awesome if they did Viagra for men with the same effects as Viagra for women, won't it? In my 20es I'm also not attracted to sex. My girlfriend tells me that I'm already like 50 y.o. man. But it's only due to my way of thinking, I have other priorities. But I think about something. We don't have sex often, maybe once in 2-3 weeks, although we're young. So, if she'll take Viagra to increase the pleasure every time we have sex, will she be satisfied for a longer period? I already have read about it on http://www.lady-era.net/ and I want to buy it. Will my diabolic plans work?

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: Bessmisla ()
Date: September 26, 2019 04:08AM

Samuel90 Wrote:
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> No, Viagra won't make you want her. It doesn't
> affect your brain, like Viagra for women does. The
> men Viagra if just for increasing blood flow in
> the penis. So it will help you only if you have
> problems getting him up. It would be awesome if
> they did Viagra for men with the same effects as
> Viagra for women, won't it? In my 20es I'm also
> not attracted to sex. My girlfriend tells me that
> I'm already like 50 y.o. man. But it's only due to
> my way of thinking, I have other priorities. But I
> think about something. We don't have sex often,
> maybe once in 2-3 weeks, although we're young. So,
> if she'll take Viagra to increase the pleasure
> every time we have sex, will she be satisfied for
> a longer period? I already have read about it on
> htt
> p://www.lady-era.net/
and I want to
> buy it. Will my diabolic plans work?
Haha! That's crazy! Do you know that Viagra should be used only by the ones that prove to have problems? And it is sold only with a medical prescription. Keep in mind that it has side effects, like depression and anxiety. Do you want your girlfriend to pass through this? I don't think so.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: johndoll ()
Date: September 26, 2019 04:46AM

Hi to all!
Viagra? oooh yep, tried 1 time and I had enough)))

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: sxgfheg ()
Date: September 26, 2019 08:13AM

Some of you are so stupid.

Viagra doesn't make you get an erection. It essentially helps open the flow of the blood vessels so you CAN get an erection. If you aren't in the mood, you're not going to get hard.

But the real problem is that erectile dysfunction (ED) is a sign of much worse issues. Doctors say ED should stand for Early Death. If the small vessels in your cock are blocked, so are the arteries around your heart. If you block 75% of a small vessel, the symptoms show. 75% blockage of your arteries may not show immediately.

I suggest you stop taking Viagra or any other ED bandaids and instead get your ass on a treadmill for an hour daily.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: sxgfheg ()
Date: September 26, 2019 08:26AM

By the way, age is not the determining factor of erectile dysfunction. The issue is the long-term accumulation of unhealthy effects (alcohol, obesity, smoking, stress). A man living a healthy lifestyle can perform just fine later on in life. I am 52, do high intensity interval training 4x per week, eat healthy, am not fat, and maintaining an erection has never been an issue. Of course, it helps to make sure you're dating a sexy woman who turns you on. In the end, none of it works if you aren't in the mood to fuck.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: pumpkineater69 ()
Date: September 26, 2019 10:18AM

I took viagra once and it was awful. My hawg got so long and hard that it broke out my front window and extended out into the street, where someone ran over it with a car. Never again.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: Let Teammate Handle It 4 U ()
Date: September 26, 2019 11:27AM

middle aged and fat Wrote:
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> For some reason my wife of 30 years still wants to
> have sex with me. I don't really care for sex any
> more. Will the Viagra make me want to do it again?
> I am scared I will have a erection all night and
> will have to go to the ER which would be
> embarrassing as hell.


Have you ever considered having another man give you oral satisfaction?

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: Aeron ()
Date: October 25, 2019 01:12AM

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: Frank7788 ()
Date: December 08, 2019 04:27PM

Of course, you can use Viagra, but it might not work as this is not a problem. I was prescibed with Generic Cialis because of ED, but I was diagnosed. There can be many reasons. What about you? Did you visit a doctor?

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 08, 2019 04:43PM

middle aged and fat Wrote:
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> For some reason my wife of 30 years still wants to
> have sex with me. I don't really care for sex any
> more. Will the Viagra make me want to do it again?
> I am scared I will have a erection all night and
> will have to go to the ER which would be
> embarrassing as hell.


I'm old and fat. Viagra doesn't work at all. That is why I stay on this board day and night. I'm somewhat a teacher to these kids today who nothing about reality in the real world.

You're Welcome.

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Re: Does viagra really work if you are old and fat?
Posted by: yes, but you will die ()
Date: December 08, 2019 04:43PM

you are too old for sex. you will have a heart attack

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