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Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: another Latke my dear? ()
Date: February 08, 2017 03:34PM

I've dated mostly asians, anglo-saxons and a latina sprinkled somewhere in between. I'm bored with all of them. Was thinking about creating an account on JDate to see what dating a member of the tribe is like. Is it weird to do that, even though i'm episcopalian?

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2017 03:41PM

Jewish people don't date outside their religion. Those that do are shunned.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 08, 2017 03:43PM

In your dreams goy.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Better choice ()
Date: February 08, 2017 03:50PM

Try Trump Singles. I hear those women like the Easy D.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: another Episcopalian ()
Date: February 08, 2017 03:55PM

I've had 4 Jewess girlfriends. The stereotypes are all true, though you might not see all the stereotypes in every individual. All good experiences and I'd still do any of them again.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Jewess Joke ()
Date: February 08, 2017 03:56PM

Q: How can you tell when a jewish girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her nail file

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: a presbyterian ()
Date: February 08, 2017 03:58PM

another Episcopalian Wrote:
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> I've had 4 Jewess girlfriends. The stereotypes
> are all true, though you might not see all the
> stereotypes in every individual. All good
> experiences and I'd still do any of them again.


I'm not privy to the stereotypes assigned to Jewish women, do tell..

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Sheinbeen ()
Date: February 08, 2017 04:03PM

a presbyterian Wrote:
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> another Episcopalian Wrote:
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> > I've had 4 Jewess girlfriends. The stereotypes
> > are all true, though you might not see all the
> > stereotypes in every individual. All good
> > experiences and I'd still do any of them again.
>
>
> I'm not privy to the stereotypes assigned to
> Jewish women, do tell..

Most are annoying as hell and high maintenance, very high maintenance.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Jewish Friends ()
Date: February 08, 2017 04:34PM

My neighbor is married to a 300 pound Jew bitch and I would never make that mistake. They are controlling as hell and extremely bitchy. She thinks she is hot too which is hilarious.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Kren Sleazer ()
Date: February 08, 2017 04:38PM

Who wouldn't want the Jew poon?
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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Freak N The Sheets ()
Date: February 08, 2017 04:42PM

I've banged many women off religious dating sites. In fifteen minutes you can read up and get a basic concept the religion. Act like your really into the religion and they will get freaking as hell in bed. Even bondage.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: hwxw4 ()
Date: February 08, 2017 04:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Jewish people don't date outside their religion.
> Those that do are shunned.

You don't know much about Jews.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: JAPs forever ()
Date: February 08, 2017 04:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Jewish people don't date outside their religion.
> Those that do are shunned.

Hey Schwantz, do you even know any Jewesses? Cause this is so not true.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:00PM

One is a Jew only if their mother is a Jew. Therefore the women carry the burden of protecting the Jewish identity.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Bubba likes kosher ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:11PM

Bubba Bill Clinton had lots of fun with jewess Monica Lewinsky.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:19PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> One is a Jew only if their mother is a Jew.
> Therefore the women carry the burden of protecting
> the Jewish identity.




You only know what your imam tells you about the Jewish people.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:22PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > One is a Jew only if their mother is a Jew.
> > Therefore the women carry the burden of
> protecting
> > the Jewish identity.
>
>
>
>
> You only know what your imam tells you about the
> Jewish people.

You're goy, don't fool yourself.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:22PM

Eesh is a chosen degenerate. lol

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:24PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > One is a Jew only if their mother is a Jew.
> > > Therefore the women carry the burden of
> > protecting
> > > the Jewish identity.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You only know what your imam tells you about
> the
> > Jewish people.
>
> You're goy, don't fool yourself.





A gay goy. A boy goy.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:25PM

There's no paradise that awaits you goy wannabe. This is it.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Schlemiel ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:26PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > One is a Jew only if their mother is a Jew.
>
> > > > Therefore the women carry the burden of
> > > protecting
> > > > the Jewish identity.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You only know what your imam tells you about
> > the
> > > Jewish people.
> >
> > You're goy, don't fool yourself.

>
>
>
>
> A gay goy. A boy goy.

The word you are searching for is "faygele"

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:28PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> There's no paradise that awaits you goy wannabe.
> This is it.





We can live in harmony Gerry.



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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:29PM

It's Yiddish for "little birdie" which also is their way of saying faggot.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:40PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> It's Yiddish for "little birdie" which also is
> their way of saying faggot.




That's quite intolerant Gerry.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:40PM

It is indeed. But at least they don't use the same name for cigarette like they do here.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2017 05:44PM

How does this make you feel Gerry?



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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Japogist ()
Date: February 08, 2017 07:20PM

Jew women are only interested in using men as sperm donors and won't take interest in you unless you have a stellar credit score.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Fake Jew-els ()
Date: February 08, 2017 07:27PM

It's not weird - but it is very fucking expensive.

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: February 08, 2017 11:34PM

Date 'em all U like. DO NOT MARRY ONE, EVER.

When you're dating them they can't get enough. They won't leave you alone. They want it B4 U go 2 sleep & they wake U up hours early to get it B4 U go 2 work. U never have 2 take them anywhere, all they want to do is crawl in bed w/U.

All this changes the morning after the wedding night. Now they won't let U near them & want nothing 2 do with U. They don't even want 2 kiss U.

Quiz: What's Jewish foreplay?
Whiz: A trip to the jewelry store followed by an evening of begging.

Quiz: What's a Jewish girl's dream house?
Whiz: 8 rooms in Potomac, no kitchen, no bedroom.

Quiz; What's a Jewish woman's fave position?
Whiz: Facing Nordstrom's.

Quiz: How can you tell a married Jewish woman?
Whiz: She has crow's feet at 27 from squinting & saying "Suck WHAT?"

Quiz: Why does a Jewish girl close her eyes during intercourse?
Whiz: Cuz she's fantasizing about being in Nordstrom's.

Quiz: HOw can you tell when a Jewish woman is having an orgasm?
Whiz: HA-HA_Ha-HA-HA-hahahahahahahahahahahah, aaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaa A Jewish AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA A J-HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, oh, I'm sorry, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
A Jewish woman having an orgasm, that's funny!HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: February 08, 2017 11:43PM

Little gerry foo foo
Went hobbling through the pasture
Grabbing all the farmer's goats
And fucking them up the ass

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Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by: The nose knows ()
Date: February 08, 2017 11:49PM

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