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Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by:
another Latke my dear?
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Date: February 08, 2017 03:34PM
I've dated mostly asians, anglo-saxons and a latina sprinkled somewhere in between. I'm bored with all of them. Was thinking about creating an account on JDate to see what dating a member of the tribe is like. Is it weird to do that, even though i'm episcopalian?
Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by:
another Episcopalian
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Date: February 08, 2017 03:55PM
I've had 4 Jewess girlfriends. The stereotypes are all true, though you might not see all the stereotypes in every individual. All good experiences and I'd still do any of them again.
Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by:
a presbyterian
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Date: February 08, 2017 03:58PM
another Episcopalian Wrote:
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> I've had 4 Jewess girlfriends. The stereotypes
> are all true, though you might not see all the
> stereotypes in every individual. All good
> experiences and I'd still do any of them again.
I'm not privy to the stereotypes assigned to Jewish women, do tell..
Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by:
Sheinbeen
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Date: February 08, 2017 04:03PM
a presbyterian Wrote:
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> another Episcopalian Wrote:
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> > I've had 4 Jewess girlfriends. The stereotypes
> > are all true, though you might not see all the
> > stereotypes in every individual. All good
> > experiences and I'd still do any of them again.
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> I'm not privy to the stereotypes assigned to
> Jewish women, do tell..
Most are annoying as hell and high maintenance, very high maintenance.
Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by:
Jewish Friends
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Date: February 08, 2017 04:34PM
My neighbor is married to a 300 pound Jew bitch and I would never make that mistake. They are controlling as hell and extremely bitchy. She thinks she is hot too which is hilarious.
Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by:
Freak N The Sheets
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Date: February 08, 2017 04:42PM
I've banged many women off religious dating sites. In fifteen minutes you can read up and get a basic concept the religion. Act like your really into the religion and they will get freaking as hell in bed. Even bondage.
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> One is a Jew only if their mother is a Jew.
> Therefore the women carry the burden of protecting
> the Jewish identity.
You only know what your imam tells you about the Jewish people.
eesh Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > One is a Jew only if their mother is a Jew.
> > Therefore the women carry the burden of
> protecting
> > the Jewish identity.
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> You only know what your imam tells you about the
> Jewish people.
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > > One is a Jew only if their mother is a Jew.
> > > Therefore the women carry the burden of
> > protecting
> > > the Jewish identity.
> >
> >
> >
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> > You only know what your imam tells you about
> the
> > Jewish people.
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> You're goy, don't fool yourself.
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> It's Yiddish for "little birdie" which also is
> their way of saying faggot.
Re: Is it weird to pick up women on JDate even if you aren't a Jew?
Posted by:
Blimmo
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Date: February 08, 2017 11:34PM
Date 'em all U like. DO NOT MARRY ONE, EVER.
When you're dating them they can't get enough. They won't leave you alone. They want it B4 U go 2 sleep & they wake U up hours early to get it B4 U go 2 work. U never have 2 take them anywhere, all they want to do is crawl in bed w/U.
All this changes the morning after the wedding night. Now they won't let U near them & want nothing 2 do with U. They don't even want 2 kiss U.
Quiz: What's Jewish foreplay?
Whiz: A trip to the jewelry store followed by an evening of begging.
Quiz: What's a Jewish girl's dream house?
Whiz: 8 rooms in Potomac, no kitchen, no bedroom.
Quiz; What's a Jewish woman's fave position?
Whiz: Facing Nordstrom's.
Quiz: How can you tell a married Jewish woman?
Whiz: She has crow's feet at 27 from squinting & saying "Suck WHAT?"
Quiz: Why does a Jewish girl close her eyes during intercourse?
Whiz: Cuz she's fantasizing about being in Nordstrom's.
Quiz: HOw can you tell when a Jewish woman is having an orgasm?
Whiz: HA-HA_Ha-HA-HA-hahahahahahahahahahahah, aaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaa A Jewish AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA A J-HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, oh, I'm sorry, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
A Jewish woman having an orgasm, that's funny!HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!