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Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: mdL7U ()
Date: January 04, 2017 01:12AM

mdL7U

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: Starban the Cat ()
Date: January 04, 2017 01:16AM

Meoooowwww! Everyone knows I was killed by my former owner, William Moreno. William used to kick and torture me, but I'm in a better place now.

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: tootguy and sharon ()
Date: January 04, 2017 01:19AM

Michael Basl, you stop those false acusations now! William never hurt any cat, or any animal except for the neighbor's canary.

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: Madrepadre ()
Date: January 04, 2017 04:50PM

More lies. It's the only thing u idiots know.

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: Dxzxes23 ()
Date: January 05, 2017 08:33AM

Starban the Cat Wrote:
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> Meoooowwww! Everyone knows I was killed by my
> former owner, William Moreno. William used to
> kick and torture me, but I'm in a better place
> now.


I smell an arrest warrant being issued

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: Starban the Cat ()
Date: January 05, 2017 11:32AM

If so I smell a lawsuit for false arrest and defamation. We cats have good noses.

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: Starban's ghost ()
Date: January 05, 2017 06:56PM

Starban the Cat Wrote:
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> Meoooowwww! Everyone knows I was killed by my
> former owner, William Moreno. William used to
> kick and torture me, but I'm in a better place
> now.


Meowwwwwwwwww! I was out in the back yard, looking for a place to shit (miz never empties my litter box!) and began digging. Miz let out an outraged bellow and began chasing me across the lawn with a baseball bat. He was screaming something about 'digging up his PYBR'. I went up a tree. miz was jumping up and down at the foot of the tree, screaming bloody murder. Neighbors was staring out their windows, perplexed and aghast. Richard eventually came out and brained miz with a golf club.

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: Jared R. Miller ()
Date: January 05, 2017 07:00PM

I wish he would be arrested for impersonating my pet rat.

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: Revenge of Starban ()
Date: January 05, 2017 09:11PM

Meeowwww!miz chased me around the house with a meat cleaver - wanted to chop off my tail and give it to megan!

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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: Mister Cobblesworth ()
Date: January 05, 2017 09:24PM

Jared R. Miller Wrote:
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> I wish he would be arrested for impersonating my
> pet rat.
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Re: Michael Basl was arrested for impersonating a cat! LOL!
Posted by: respect the (star)ban ()
Date: January 05, 2017 09:30PM

Meeowwww! Miz's boyfriend thought I was a lion and freaked out! (Not the brightest star in the galaxy.)

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