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Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 10, 2016 01:40PM

With one month to go until inaugural day, it's time for all FU'ers to go on record with their predictions. We can meet back here at this thread every year, for the next four years and see who wins the coveted "Nostradamus Award".

Here is mine.

Year One:
Trump grows more paranoid as many of his campaign supporters jump ship. We all know he'll say some really stupid shit and piss a lot of people off, so that really isn't a prediction, but slowly his lies and double speak will start catching up to him and he will be so inundated with issues that he won't be able to remember what he said about or to anyone. By June 2017, his frustration with being POTUS will become apparent. Sometime during his first year, he will desperately try to throw the American people (mainly the ones who voted for him) a bone, in the form of re-opening a coal mine or two, or bombing some muslims somewhere. He survives and ends year one with false smile and many doubts.

Year two:
The winter months will be depressing for Trump. With ever increasing distrust of everyone other than family members, he searches for any kind of positive legislation. Having already killed Obama Care (metaphorically) and with growing protests against him and his puppet masters, he becomes even more authoritarian.
The press war steps up and an unlikely hero will come to light. For the first time, real talk of resignation begins. The year ends on a low note and the dream is long over.

Year three:
Donald Trump has never faced real stress and pressure in his life. He just assigned other people to deal with the problem(s). He is on his own now and it's way too much for him. The blame game goes full swing and culminates with a last ditch effort to save his name, but it's too late. His name is ruined and he begins to lose control. His aides and family beg him to step down, but his pride keeps him in place for a few more months. In June 2019, Donald Trump resigns in disgrace as President of the US. Mike Pence, who is also now ruined, takes over and limps through until the 2020 elections.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: m43Cb ()
Date: December 10, 2016 01:42PM

Trump will never win the election.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: nope no nah ()
Date: December 10, 2016 01:47PM

m43Cb Wrote:
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> Trump will never win the election.


not a chance in hell. The electors will wake up. I started crying the other day thinking about the prospect, but don't worry buddy. Hillary will be elected and we will finally be winners again

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: 8 Years of Butthurt ()
Date: December 10, 2016 01:48PM

The haters are going to bitch and moan for the next 8 years, while the Donald busts his ass to make America Great again.

By the year 2022 we will feel compelled to officially change our name to Great America.

We will sue Great Britain in international court and make them change their name to Pretty Good Britain.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: See the light ()
Date: December 10, 2016 01:55PM

Trump is loading his cabinet with insiders and big business yahoos.
When has an insider or anyone with big business ever cared about us the American public?

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: b7WNW ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:01PM

See the light Wrote:
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> Trump is loading his cabinet with insiders and big
> business yahoos.
> When has an insider or anyone with big business
> ever cared about us the American public?

I am sure Hillary's administration would have been completely different.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Who cares' ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:02PM

Only one prediction matter: Trump will make America great again. The people who built this country (white men) will flourish as they go to work on rebuilding infrastructure and years of neglect from cucks, women and minorities who have dragged us down to the sad state we are currently in. The stock market will surge based on these investments, as it is now.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Mount rush ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:28PM

More of a guarantee than a prediction: Trump will be so successful the American people will unanimously vote to use explosives to remove war criminal, Habeus Corpus suspending Abraham Lincoln's likeness off the side of Mount Rushmore in order to form the space needed to replace with that of Trump.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Why?? ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:32PM

b7WNW Wrote:
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> See the light Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trump is loading his cabinet with insiders and
> big
> > business yahoos.
> > When has an insider or anyone with big business
> > ever cared about us the American public?
>
> I am sure Hillary's administration would have been
> completely different.


Why do you shitheads whenever Trump is questioned about something, always throw out the Clinton card? That's your answer to everything, Clinton would have done, said, thought about this and that. Are we going to hear that for the next 4 years or will you be able to come up with some answers?

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: See the light ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:37PM

b7WNW Wrote:
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> See the light Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trump is loading his cabinet with insiders and
> big
> > business yahoos.
> > When has an insider or anyone with big business
> > ever cared about us the American public?
>
> I am sure Hillary's administration would have been
> completely different.

Sure Clinton would have done the same thing, but the important thing to remember is Trump said he wasn't going to do it. You know, drain the swamp.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Uh huh... ()
Date: December 10, 2016 02:40PM

Who cares' Wrote:
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> Only one prediction matter: Trump will make
> America great again. The people who built this
> country (white men) will flourish as they go to
> work on rebuilding infrastructure and years of
> neglect from cucks, women and minorities who have
> dragged us down to the sad state we are currently
> in. The stock market will surge based on these
> investments, as it is now.

And then you woke up.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Gomer Smythe ()
Date: December 10, 2016 03:45PM

The perp walks for this administration are going to be spectacular. And the executions for treason even more so. Good bye Russian Cucks.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Bumbers ()
Date: December 10, 2016 08:08PM

Years 1-4: Trump brings America back to preeminence in the world by bringing back jobs, putting China in their place, making the military the best in the world and basically not taking any shit, especially from panty waisted little gender confused twerps like numbers. Trump handily wins re-election in 2020.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Fantasy land ()
Date: December 10, 2016 09:08PM

Bumbers Wrote:
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> Years 1-4: Trump brings America back to
> preeminence in the world by bringing back jobs,
> putting China in their place, making the military
> the best in the world and basically not taking any
> shit, especially from panty waisted little gender
> confused twerps like numbers. Trump handily wins
> re-election in 2020.

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: pr3d1ctions ()
Date: December 10, 2016 10:22PM

2017 - 2018 - GDP grows by 5%

2019 - 2020 - GDP falls by 2% each year until 2021


DOw 21,000 in 2018

Down 16,000 in 2020

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 10, 2016 10:31PM

Donald Trump got 2.5 million votes less and won by 108,000 votes spanning three rust belt states.

He is not the holder of a majority of the votes. He was not elected by the majority of the people. He knows this, this effects the mindset and governance of a president. The last time this happened by much closer margins we had George w. Bush. He will be besieged, he will unprepared, he will be incompetent and he will be a fucking joke. He will be corrupt and he will be a one term president, if that.

He will, therefore, attempt to enrich himself. And that will be his primary objective.

God save us from a petty spiteful insecure tyrannical president that turns on his people. A man that cannot stand rejection and the perception of failure. Failure is fine as long as no one ever knows about it.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: G2 is correct ()
Date: December 10, 2016 10:35PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Donald Trump got 2.5 million votes less and won by
> 108,000 votes spanning three rust belt states.
>
> He is not the holder of a majority of the votes.
> He was not elected by the majority of the people.
> He knows this, this effects the mindset and
> governance of a president. The last time this
> happened by much closer margins we had George w.
> Bush. He will be besieged, he will unprepared, he
> will be incompetent and he will be a fucking joke.
> He will be corrupt and he will be a one term
> president, if that.
>
> He will, therefore, attempt to enrich himself.
> And that will be his primary objective.
>
> God save us from a petty spiteful insecure
> tyrannical president that turns on his people. A
> man that cannot stand rejection and the perception
> of failure. Failure is fine as long as no one
> ever knows about it.

Ooops not really, the Democrats had the majority of the Senate when Bush started serving in 2001.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: December 10, 2016 10:42PM

Hey Gerry, are you OK? Trump is Our President. You were not born here, and you are not a good fit for America. Go find another cuntry that suits you better.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Date: December 10, 2016 11:38PM

Go ahead and post your predictions while you can, "Numbers". The only numbers that I am thinking of are your days...because they are "Numbered"! MAGA!

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: markmywords ()
Date: December 11, 2016 02:34AM

Trump will do exactly what Hillary would have done.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: markmywords ()
Date: December 11, 2016 02:36AM

How many of those 2.5 million were legal votes? Some states (ahem California) allow people to cast a ballot if the person merely provide a work slip.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Sad but true ()
Date: December 11, 2016 10:43AM

It's all just smoke and mirrors and so many of you suckers are buying into it.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Stephanie the Ginger Tranny ()
Date: December 11, 2016 11:22AM

I predict faggots will still be faggots, Numbers.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: December 11, 2016 12:37PM

He'll be impeached by his own party within 2 years.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: Hil*hic*lary will never be ()
Date: December 11, 2016 01:29PM

President'n.

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Re: Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Posted by: dg1 ()
Date: December 11, 2016 02:38PM

markmywords Wrote:
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> Trump will do exactly what Hillary would have
> done.

Then why all the wailing and gnashing of teeth over Trump?

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