Trump Predictions-Dec. 2016
Date: December 10, 2016 01:40PM
With one month to go until inaugural day, it's time for all FU'ers to go on record with their predictions. We can meet back here at this thread every year, for the next four years and see who wins the coveted "Nostradamus Award".
Here is mine.
Year One:
Trump grows more paranoid as many of his campaign supporters jump ship. We all know he'll say some really stupid shit and piss a lot of people off, so that really isn't a prediction, but slowly his lies and double speak will start catching up to him and he will be so inundated with issues that he won't be able to remember what he said about or to anyone. By June 2017, his frustration with being POTUS will become apparent. Sometime during his first year, he will desperately try to throw the American people (mainly the ones who voted for him) a bone, in the form of re-opening a coal mine or two, or bombing some muslims somewhere. He survives and ends year one with false smile and many doubts.
Year two:
The winter months will be depressing for Trump. With ever increasing distrust of everyone other than family members, he searches for any kind of positive legislation. Having already killed Obama Care (metaphorically) and with growing protests against him and his puppet masters, he becomes even more authoritarian.
The press war steps up and an unlikely hero will come to light. For the first time, real talk of resignation begins. The year ends on a low note and the dream is long over.
Year three:
Donald Trump has never faced real stress and pressure in his life. He just assigned other people to deal with the problem(s). He is on his own now and it's way too much for him. The blame game goes full swing and culminates with a last ditch effort to save his name, but it's too late. His name is ruined and he begins to lose control. His aides and family beg him to step down, but his pride keeps him in place for a few more months. In June 2019, Donald Trump resigns in disgrace as President of the US. Mike Pence, who is also now ruined, takes over and limps through until the 2020 elections.