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I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: Concerned Dad ()
Date: December 04, 2016 08:20PM

So last night I heard a ruckus coming from upstairs in my son's room. I immediately went on the prowl to investigate what was going on. Apparently, my son was engaging in sex with a same sex individual while incorporating a satanic animal mutilation ritual and listening to "We Talk In Circles" by Meade Skelton. Now, I consider myself a new age kinda guy, but listening to Meade Skelton?! I've heard people argue that you're born to like Meade but my mind just can't wrap itself around that argument. I believe liking Meade Skelton is a choice. Do you have any suggestions to stop this disgusting behavior? Should I pray the Meade away? Send him to a anti-meade skelton camp? Advice needed.

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: Eeshtothe rescue ()
Date: December 04, 2016 08:35PM

Eesh will handle it. Send your kid and a bottle of ass lube

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: WetbackWillys off his meds again ()
Date: December 04, 2016 08:40PM

Concerned Dad Wrote:
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> So last
> night I heard a ruckus coming from upstairs in my
> son's room. I immediately went on the prowl to
> investigate what was going on. Apparently, my son
> was engaging in sex with a same sex individual
> while incorporating a satanic animal mutilation
> ritual and listening to "We Talk In Circles" by
> Meade Skelton. Now, I consider myself a new age
> kinda guy, but listening to Meade Skelton?! I've
> heard people argue that you're born to like Meade
> but my mind just can't wrap itself around that
> argument. I believe liking Meade Skelton is a
> choice. Do you have any suggestions to stop this
> disgusting behavior? Should I pray the Meade away?
> Send him to a anti-meade skelton camp? Advice
> needed.



STFU Sharon and go cuddle William...he's hiding under the covers again.

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: Eeshtothe rescue ()
Date: December 04, 2016 08:43PM

Come on eesh mention starban.. We doubledare you.

Xmas in the jail

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: I don't give a fuck ()
Date: December 04, 2016 08:45PM

Eeshtothe rescue Wrote:
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> Come on eesh mention starban.. We doubledare you.
>
>
> Xmas in the jail




Fuck Starban and fuck all you Morenos.

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: starstruck ()
Date: December 04, 2016 08:47PM

Eeshtothe rescue Wrote:
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> Come on eesh mention starban.. We doubledare you.
>
>
> Xmas in the jail



Who the fuck is Starban?

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: Tarbash the bartrash ()
Date: December 04, 2016 08:48PM

starstruck Wrote:
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> Eeshtothe rescue Wrote:
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> > Come on eesh mention starban.. We doubledare
> you.
> >
> >
> > Xmas in the jail
>
>
>
> Who the fuck is Starban?



Starban, the Egyptian Magician....

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: Starban the Cat ()
Date: December 04, 2016 08:54PM

Meow. Greetings from beyond the grave. What's William, that vile pedophile who killed me, up to now? Harassing Meade again, just because he's from Richmond like your Internet enemy?

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: for the love of god ()
Date: December 05, 2016 04:09PM

Have him committed!

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: March 11, 2017 04:51PM

 

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Re: I again caught my son listening to Meade Skelton!
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: June 09, 2017 01:51PM

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