It's cold
They call ham bacon
Some of them speak French
Alanis Morrisette
Their flag is gay
They need to ask the Queen permission to do certain things
Their zip codes have letters in them
Hockey is their national sport
Their football uses only three downs
Most cool Canadians (William Shatner, Brian Adams, Pamela Anderson) choose not to live there
Molson is good, but not great
They are too nice and polite

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Toronto is awesome...reminds me of Amsterdam in some respects.

Too polite?

Two Canadian rednecks mess with the wrong dude in this video EH!

i hate it when people are too nice and polite. something about that really pisses me off. canada is legit. the cops ride horses, i think weed is decriminalized (im sure thurston will confirm or debunk that statement) and all of the border towns are known for partying. its like a cleaner mexico without the little kids peddling chicle

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i hate it when people are too nice and polite.
> something about that really pisses me off. canada
> is legit. the cops ride horses, i think weed is
> decriminalized (im sure thurston will confirm or
> debunk that statement) and all of the border towns
> are known for partying. its like a cleaner mexico
> without the little kids peddling chicle


pot is not decriminalized. I know people who live in Canada and have visited Montreal and Toronto. Its just not that big a deal if you are caught with it as its viewed as a medical problem and not some horrible plague.

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> They are too nice and polite


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

A song for WTL.

Numbers Wrote:
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> A song for WTL.
>


Thanks for that. I'm glad others agree with my perspective on our "friends" to the North.

This is the kind of vile propaganda they have flooded our country with...



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The maritime provinces of Canada are some of the nicest places on our continent. Halifax, Nova Scotia is an under-appreciated city.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPRHXgYVlk

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

Remember this movie about dumb Canadians???

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> It's cold
> They call ham bacon
> Some of them speak French
> Alanis Morrisette
> Their flag is gay
> They need to ask the Queen permission to do
> certain things
> Their zip codes have letters in them
> Hockey is their national sport
> Their football uses only three downs
> Most cool Canadians (William Shatner, Brian Adams,
> Pamela Anderson) choose not to live there
> Molson is good, but not great
> They are too nice and polite


I find it funny when Canucks try to form Street Gangs. I wonder how they feel they can control the streets, when they can't even control the Wildlife.

Most cool Canadians (William Shatner, Brian Adams,
> Pamela Anderson) choose not to live there



Brian Adams?? now THAT is gay

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> Too polite?
>
> Two Canadian rednecks mess with the wrong dude in
> this video EH!

That video's fake.

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Thank you WTL. While I suspect that at least some of your post is tongue in cheek, I have been telling about the great Canadian threat for years.

Canada is an international hotbed of terrorism - more so than other countries we have invaded.

We will go half way round the world to spread democracy and freeze out a tiny little nation 90 miles from our shore - but those that are but a few feet from us we ignore.

With all the talk about terrorists sneaking into our country - it is far more likely and almost a certainty if they came it would be through Canada and not Mexico.

Yawn.

60% of Canada is covered by snow 60% of the year.

What is the difference between Canada and yogurt?

Yogurt has an active culture.
They call Z Zed!

No word in the Canadian dictionary has a Z in it unless it is the first letter of a word.

Ya' know, people often ask me what I want to do with my life and i say,


I WANNA ROCK!

I WANT TO ROCK!

“Cool” Canadian – ALEX TREBEK!

http://www.nndb.com/people/373/000022307/

AKA Giorgi Suka-Alex Trebek
Born: 22-Jul-1940
Birthplace: Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
Gender: Male
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Game Show Host
Nationality: United States

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> “Cool” Canadian – ALEX TREBEK!
>
> http://www.nndb.com/people/373/000022307/
>
> AKA Giorgi Suka-Alex Trebek
> Born: 22-Jul-1940
> Birthplace: Sudbury, Ontario, Canada
> Gender: Male
> Race or Ethnicity: White
> Sexual orientation: Straight
> Occupation: Game Show Host
> Nationality: United States

Yes. He left. Like most "cool" Canadians, including the guy who appeared in that Joe Canadian commercial. He left for LA when that ad was a hit.

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does canada have any of their own comic book heroes that are known internationally? kinda seems like the US cornered that market.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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> does canada have any of their own comic book
> heroes that are known internationally? kinda
> seems like the US cornered that market.

I believe there's a canuck supervillian called the Toronto Terror that goes around telling people to have a bad day and litters a lot.

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they have an imploding unsustainable universal health care system

They have the best safety PSAs.










Blessed are the murderous.

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> They have the best safety PSAs.

yeah... their policy is everyone should be a tattle tail. ;P


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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> does canada have any of their own comic book
> heroes that are known internationally? kinda
> seems like the US cornered that market.





and the most bad ass X-man EVER, WOLVERINE is Canadadian!



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ive never heard of alpha flight but if you look, it's a marvel comic and was invented by a naturalized american(formerly british canadian).

the fact that the characters are canadian is irrelevant, i'm taking about comics MADE in canadian.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."



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> > heroes that are known internationally? kinda
> > seems like the US cornered that market.
>
> I believe there's a canuck supervillian called the
> Toronto Terror that goes around telling people to
> have a bad day and litters a lot.


I think Batman stuffed him into a Recycling bin, then tossed him off of Niagara Falls.

Every damn one of their airport codes begin with the letter Y. And al there Radio and TV Call letters start with C.

What's up with that?

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> the fact that the characters are canadian is
> irrelevant, i'm taking about comics MADE in
> canadian.


Captain Canuck, which came out in the late 70s, was probably the closest thing to a popular Canadian-made comic superhero...



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Why Canada is a threat to the US:

Canada has the second largest oil reserves in the world (after Saudi Arabia) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_proven_oil_reserves

Canada has huge diamond deposits

Canada has huge deposits of rare earth elements needed to build those fancy Toyota Prius cars (and other high efficiency electric motors)

They are doomed.

trogdor! Wrote:
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> Why Canada is a threat to the US:
>
> Canada has the second largest oil reserves in the
> world (after Saudi Arabia)
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_
> proven_oil_reserves
>
> Canada has huge diamond deposits
>
> Canada has huge deposits of rare earth elements
> needed to build those fancy Toyota Prius cars (and
> other high efficiency electric motors)
>
> They are doomed.


That, and they make every U.S. company that opens up there put a fucking maple leaf in their logo for no other reason than to be assholes....



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you can only get a "real happy meal" in canada.

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I hear their condiment of choice for french fries is vinegar! Genevieve, can you confirm this?

Genevieve can maybe confirm if she heard the same thing or not....

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> is vinegar! Genevieve, can you confirm this?


It's not Canada, but close enough...



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There is also Canada's involvement in CIA MK-ULTRA experiments!

Canadian experiments

The experiments were exported to Canada when the CIA recruited Scottish physician Donald Ewen Cameron, creator of the "psychic driving" concept, which the CIA found particularly interesting. Cameron had been hoping to correct schizophrenia by erasing existing memories and reprogramming the psyche. He commuted from Albany, New York to Montreal every week to work at the Allan Memorial Institute of McGill University and was paid $69,000 from 1957 to 1964 to carry out MKULTRA experiments there. In addition to LSD, Cameron also experimented with various paralytic drugs as well as electroconvulsive therapy at thirty to forty times the normal power. His "driving" experiments consisted of putting subjects into drug-induced coma for weeks at a time (up to three months in one case) while playing tape loops of noise or simple repetitive statements. His experiments were typically carried out on patients who had entered the institute for minor problems such as anxiety disorders and postpartum depression, many of whom suffered permanently from his actions.[27] His treatments resulted in victims' incontinence, amnesia, forgetting how to talk, forgetting their parents, and thinking their interrogators were their parents.[28] His work was inspired and paralleled by the British psychiatrist Dr William Sargant at St Thomas' Hospital, London, and Belmont Hospital, Surrey, who was also involved in the Intelligence Services and who experimented extensively on his patients without their consent, causing similar long-term damage.[29] Dr. Cameron and Dr. Sargant are the only two identified Canadian experimenters, but the MKULTRA file makes reference to many other unnamed physicians who were recruited by the CIA.

It was during this era that Cameron became known worldwide as the first chairman of the World Psychiatric Association as well as president of the American and Canadian psychiatric associations. Cameron had also been a member of the Nuremberg medical tribunal in 1946-47.[30

In Canada, the issue took much longer to surface, becoming widely known in 1984 on a CBC news show, The Fifth Estate. It was learned that not only had the CIA funded Dr. Cameron's efforts, but perhaps even more shockingly, the Canadian government was fully aware of this, and had later provided another $500,000 in funding to continue the experiments. This revelation largely derailed efforts by the victims to sue the CIA as their U.S. counterparts had, and the Canadian government eventually settled out of court for $100,000 to each of the 127 victims. None of Dr. Cameron's personal records of his involvement with MKULTRA survive, since his family destroyed them after his death from a heart attack while mountain climbing in 1967.[33]

Thank you, RESton. You've been most helpful...

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> Genevieve can maybe confirm if she heard the same
> thing or not....

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> Thank you, RESton. You've been most helpful...

I believe that RESton's point is that I am not a reliable source because I have never lived in Canada. I would guess that malt vinegar is a more popular French fries condiment in Canada than in the states. However, I can't confirm the extent of its popularity. I do not eat out much when I am in Ottawa.

Mayonnaise - top condiment of French Canadians. ... And French-Canadian children love mayonnaise as a snack. I know people who live/go to university in Montreal and they love their mayo on fries. Also the grotesque appetizer called poutin. "poutinized" by adding cheese curds (or shredded cheese) and gravy



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Case Against Canada...

American Bacon


American Ham



Canadian Bacon



We get two great meats from the pig. Canadians get only one and call it the wrong thing.

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ferfux Wrote:
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> Mayonnaise - top condiment of French Canadians.
> ... And French-Canadian children love mayonnaise
> as a snack. I know people who live/go to
> university in Montreal and they love their mayo on
> fries. Also the grotesque appetizer called
> poutin. "poutinized" by adding cheese curds (or
> shredded cheese) and gravy

Why the Canadians heart does not give out after eating that I will never know.

I like poutine.

The mayo thing is pretty gross though. Same with the vinegar. Blah.


ferfux Wrote:
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> Mayonnaise - top condiment of French Canadians.
> ... And French-Canadian children love mayonnaise
> as a snack. I know people who live/go to
> university in Montreal and they love their mayo on
> fries. Also the grotesque appetizer called
> poutin. "poutinized" by adding cheese curds (or
> shredded cheese) and gravy

Thank you! Was that so hard?! But...

What kind of Canadian never lived in Canada? ... I thought you said you were raised in Nunavut?

Genevieve Wrote:
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> I believe that RESton's point is that I am not a
> reliable source because I have never lived in
> Canada. I would guess that malt vinegar is a more
> popular French fries condiment in Canada than in
> the states. However, I can't confirm the extent of
> its popularity. I do not eat out much when I am
> in Ottawa.

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>
> Why the Canadians heart does not give out after eating that I will never know.


I'm sure if you ate it all the time your cholesterol would be through the roof, just like if you ate 5 Guys or pizza all the time.

But... I like mayo on french fries. Does that make me a filthy canuck?

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i like mayo on my......never mind

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> What kind of Canadian never lived in Canada? ... I
> thought you said you were raised in Nunavut?


Oh yeah.... um Nunavut doesn't really count. We only got french fries once or twice a year.

Here's another blow against Canada. What's the worse thing that happens to our teen singing sensation named Taylor? Kanye bogarts the mic at an awards ceremony. What happens to Canada's teen sensation named Taylor? She get's eaten by coyotes!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/29/canada.singer.killed/index.html

Fucking Canadians.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Here's another blow against Canada. What's the
> worse thing that happens to our teen singing
> sensation named Taylor? Kanye bogarts the mic at
> an awards ceremony. What happens to Canada's teen
> sensation named Taylor? She get's eaten by
> coyotes!
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/29/canada
> .singer.killed/index.html
>
> Fucking Canadians.


Proves my point exactly, the Wildlife Gangs still run the land.

I am surprised though, Nova Scotia? Wtf, you might expect that sort of thing in Alberta or Saskatchewan, but Nova Scotia? That's crazy as hell. Also, that has to be one of the first people I've ever heard about being killed by Coyotes. Wolves? Yeah, they've killed plenty of people, but Coyotes? Damn, they must've been extremely hungry, or she somehow stumbled upon a den with pups inside. Then again, rabies might also be a factor.

Here's a College Student who learned all too well that you never travel in Saskatchewan without a Firearm, nor without a Group of people:



He was later found eaten by a pack of Wolves.

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>
> Here's a College Student who learned all too well
> that you never travel in Saskatchewan without a
> Firearm, nor without a Group of people:
>
> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Man-
> wolves.jpg
>
> He was later found eaten by a pack of Wolves.


I take it one of the wolves took the photo with the guy's camera as a sick joke for his family.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Here's a College Student who learned all too
> well
> > that you never travel in Saskatchewan without a
> > Firearm, nor without a Group of people:
> >
> >
> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Man-
>
> > wolves.jpg
> >
> > He was later found eaten by a pack of Wolves.
>
>
> I take it one of the wolves took the photo with
> the guy's camera as a sick joke for his family.


Oh yeah, Wolves are bastards. They like to mock and play with people before they finish them off. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't take photos of themselves trying on his clothes after offing him.