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My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: November 15, 2016 07:43PM

I made a pretty nasty poop this morning at work. The smell actually managed to stink up the whole floor. I can't help it sometimes.

So when I got back to my desk my boss walked over and said, "I'm sorry, but you can no longer poop at work. It's gross. You can easily train your cycle for the morning at home. All I want to do is go in the bathroom and wash my hands and I end up getting pounded with noxious poopy fumes. Cut it out!"

What should I do? I don't want to get fired, but I also don't want to poop my pants.

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: Cucks for Clinton ()
Date: November 15, 2016 07:46PM

He can't tell you can't poop at work. If he does it again, get a lawyer, wait for him to fire you, then sue the shit out of him. You might even win $1.4 million like someone else around here.

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: November 15, 2016 07:51PM

Cucks for Clinton Wrote:
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> He can't tell you can't poop at work. If he does
> it again, get a lawyer, wait for him to fire you,
> then sue the shit out of him. You might even win
> $1.4 million like someone else around here.


I think this is an excellent idea.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/15/2016 07:52PM by Dookie Monster.

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: drfg ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:13PM

A real dookie monster would leave a surprise right in middle of bosses desk.

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: Dookie Monster ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:14PM

drfg Wrote:
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> A real dookie monster would leave a surprise right
> in middle of bosses desk.


I just might do that!

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: swee ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:18PM

Dookie Monster Wrote:
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> drfg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A real dookie monster would leave a surprise
> right
> > in middle of bosses desk.
>
>
> I just might do that!


Show him the wrath of the dookie monster

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:48PM

Not on his desk. Make him look for it. Shit in his golf bag.


Nip

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: still unimaginative.... ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:53PM

NippleChuck Wrote:
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> Not on his desk. Make him look for it. Shit in his
> golf bag.
>
>
> Nip


Whenever I leave a company that has displease me, I like to leave a little surprise (say chicken guts) somewhere in the HVAC system.

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: Big League Pooper ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:56PM

I plotted the shitter at work once. They had to call a plumber to fix it. Was embarrassing when I saw the accountant and she told me she just paid the bill for the plumber..

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: Asdfghh ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:58PM

plogged, damn ipod

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: I like when chicks plug the john ()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:59PM

and then the plumber comes out brandishing a tampon, and the debate ensues as to whose it was...

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: UD ()
Date: November 15, 2016 09:45PM

2 words. Upper decker.

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Re: My boss said I can no longer do a "number 2" at work!
Posted by: Cool disco dan ()
Date: November 15, 2016 09:48PM

Cucks for Clinton Wrote:
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> He can't tell you can't poop at work. If he does
> it again, get a lawyer, wait for him to fire you,
> then sue the shit out of him. You might even win
> $1.4 million like someone else around here.


Ha ha sue the shit out him

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