Wikileaks Wrote:
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> Multiple Positions (NYC area) Seeking staff
> members for multiple positions in a large,
> New York-based corporation known for its real
> estate investments, fake universities, steaks,
> and wine. The boss has very strict standards
> for female employees, ranging from the women
> who take lunch orders (must be hot) to the
> women who oversee multi-million dollar
> construction projects (must maintain hotness
> demonstrated at time of hiring). Title: Honey
> Bunch (that’s what the boss will call you) Job
> requirements: * No gaining weight on the job
> (we’ll take some “before” pictures when you
> start to use later as evidence) * Must be open to
> public humiliation and open-press workouts if you
> do gain weight on the job * A willingness to
> evaluate other women’s hotness for the boss’
> satisfaction is a plus * Should be proficient in
> lying about age if the boss thinks you’re too
> old Working mothers not preferred (the boss finds
> pumping breast milk disgusting, and worries
> they’re too focused on their children). About
> us: We’re proud to maintain a “fun” and
> “friendly work environment, where the boss is
> always available to meet with his employees. Like
> it or not, he may greet you with a kiss on the
> lips or grope you under the meeting table.
> Interested applicants should send resume, cover
> letter, and headshot to
>
jobs@trump.com
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