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You should have known
yet unashamed
that there was no way
to save
your wasted flower of youth
but you feel the same
in spite of all he did to you
sweet heart cut up face
that I would have died any number of times for
beat down and beat down
so peculiar so beloved
don't look away
be rough on the weak
true love ought not wait
but has
the pistol is raised to your lips
the feel of a kiss is gone
gone as soon as it ends
sweet face busted teeth
that I would have died any number of times with
slapped around like a clown
so peculiar so beloved
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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
better case?
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Date: November 04, 2017 06:54PM
What makes you think it is all consecutive terms? Isn't it more common to have them run concurrently?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Page 65, bitches!
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Date: November 04, 2017 08:17PM
Best. Thread. Ever!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Ludwig
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Date: November 04, 2017 08:28PM
I logged in to said............PAGE 65!!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I'm still betting late 2018
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Date: November 05, 2017 12:52AM
Sentencing Wrote:
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> Alright, let's calculate the time.
>
>
> 2 year for the unlawful wounding; assuming her
> pre-trial detention counts as time served, she
> would be looking to get out on September 11,
> 2018.
>
> If the 1 year for brandishing a firearm is
> consecutive to the unlawful wounding, should get
> out on March 11, 2019. A 1 year misdemeanor would
> be considered served after 6 months.
>
> If the 11 month sentence for probation violation
> is consecutive to all that, she would probably be
> out on August 11, 2019. Remember, misdemeanors are
> halved/each day is double time.
>
> Finally, if the 6 months for assaulting a law
> enforcement officer is consecutive to everything
> listed, she would be out on February 2020. Since
> the 6 months was a felony conviction, I think she
> has to serve the entire 180 days.
>
>
>
> The last question is if she is moving to a
> penitentiary, or will the Fairfax Sheriff's office
> let her stay at the ADC.
I'm looking forward to her explanation of how doing a little over two years in the can constitutes 'winning'.
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> Alright, let's calculate the time.
>
>
> 2 year for the unlawful wounding; assuming her
> pre-trial detention counts as time served, she
> would be looking to get out on September 11,
> 2018.
>
> If the 1 year for brandishing a firearm is
> consecutive to the unlawful wounding, should get
> out on March 11, 2019. A 1 year misdemeanor would
> be considered served after 6 months.
>
> If the 11 month sentence for probation violation
> is consecutive to all that, she would probably be
> out on August 11, 2019. Remember, misdemeanors are
> halved/each day is double time.
>
> Finally, if the 6 months for assaulting a law
> enforcement officer is consecutive to everything
> listed, she would be out on February 2020. Since
> the 6 months was a felony conviction, I think she
> has to serve the entire 180 days.
>
>
>
> The last question is if she is moving to a
> penitentiary, or will the Fairfax Sheriff's office
> let her stay at the ADC.
I'm looking forward to her explanation of how doing a little over two years in the can constitutes 'winning'.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 05, 2017 09:40AM
I'm still betting late 2018 Wrote:
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> I'm looking forward to her explanation of how
> doing a little over two years in the can
> constitutes 'winning'.
In Monique's delusion, she's always winning in some way. Just by her existence, she feels as if that automatically makes her a "winner." In a way, it does. She's been the bane of the Moreno's existence for years, Michael Basl's as well.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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> I'm looking forward to her explanation of how
> doing a little over two years in the can
> constitutes 'winning'.
In Monique's delusion, she's always winning in some way. Just by her existence, she feels as if that automatically makes her a "winner." In a way, it does. She's been the bane of the Moreno's existence for years, Michael Basl's as well.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
ee5h
()
Date: November 05, 2017 10:12AM
IM GOING TO DO IT IM GOING TO BLOW MY HEAD OFF I WANT SOMEONE TO SEE ME DIE SEND SOME USELESS PEOPLE TO 8106 STRATH RD , HENRICO , VA 23231
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Mi2
()
Date: November 05, 2017 11:11AM
IM GOING TO DO IT, IM GOING TO FILE SOME MORE LAWSUITS AND WARRANTS AS SOON AS I CAN AFFORD TO SEND A CHECK TO MY (MORALLY AS WELL AS FINANCIALLY) BANKRUPT ATTORNEY PHILLIP LEISER. I MAY EVEN SWAT MYSELF AGAIN JUST FOR KICKS, 713 RIVERVIEW CT, STERLING, VA 20164.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
he tried to swat lizzie
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Date: November 05, 2017 12:46PM
Lizzie's chimping out and brandishing a BB gun, so miz lets the cops know she's armed, in hopes they'll come in and blow her away. Sounds like attempted murder to me...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
the Madness of the Morenos
()
Date: November 05, 2017 12:52PM
he tried to swat lizzie Wrote:
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> Lizzie's chimping out and brandishing a BB gun, so
> miz lets the cops know she's armed, in hopes
> they'll come in and blow her away. Sounds like
> attempted murder to me...
Essentially, everything Moreno has claimed eesh did to him, Moreno has done to eesh and other people ten times over.
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> Lizzie's chimping out and brandishing a BB gun, so
> miz lets the cops know she's armed, in hopes
> they'll come in and blow her away. Sounds like
> attempted murder to me...
Essentially, everything Moreno has claimed eesh did to him, Moreno has done to eesh and other people ten times over.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
can lizzie sue miz?
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Date: November 05, 2017 12:57PM
If she can convince a jury that miz tried to have her killed off by the cops, she could get some cash out of him. I suppose then miz would file for bankruptcy. Gonna be a busy year for Phil.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
when lizzie gets out
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Date: November 05, 2017 09:37PM
Do we have anything special planned? An online welcome back party?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
off to penitentiary
()
Date: November 06, 2017 02:43AM
Sentencing Wrote:
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>
>
> The last question is if she is moving to a
> penitentiary, or will the Fairfax Sheriff's office
> let her stay at the ADC.
Maybe in Richmond...
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>
>
> The last question is if she is moving to a
> penitentiary, or will the Fairfax Sheriff's office
> let her stay at the ADC.
Maybe in Richmond...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
happy reunion...
()
Date: November 06, 2017 05:24PM
There is a womens' facility just north of Richmond. Eesh can conveniently visit her. Once TJ has moved in with eesh (we all know this is coming), he can come along on visiting day.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 06, 2017 05:33PM
yet unashamed
that there was no way
to save
your wasted flower of youth
but you feel the same
in spite of all he did to you
sweet heart cut up face
that I would have died any number of times for
beat down and beat down
so peculiar so beloved
don't look away
be rough on the weak
true love ought not wait
but has
the pistol is raised to your lips
the feel of a kiss is gone
gone as soon as it ends
sweet face busted teeth
that I would have died any number of times with
slapped around like a clown
so peculiar so beloved
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Look at Your Game, Girl
()
Date: November 06, 2017 05:39PM
eesh Wrote:
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>You should have known
> yet unashamed
> that there was no way
> to save
> your wasted flower of youth
> but you feel the same
> in spite of all he did to you
> sweet heart cut up face
> that I would have died any number of times for
> beat down and beat down
> so peculiar so beloved
>
> don't look away
> be rough on the weak
> true love ought not wait
> but has
> the pistol is raised to your lips
> the feel of a kiss is gone
> gone as soon as it ends
> sweet face busted teeth
> that I would have died any number of times with
> slapped around like a clown
> so peculiar so beloved
Wow.
That's like getting a surprise prison letter from Charles Manson.
Fuckin nuts!
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>You should have known
> yet unashamed
> that there was no way
> to save
> your wasted flower of youth
> but you feel the same
> in spite of all he did to you
> sweet heart cut up face
> that I would have died any number of times for
> beat down and beat down
> so peculiar so beloved
>
> don't look away
> be rough on the weak
> true love ought not wait
> but has
> the pistol is raised to your lips
> the feel of a kiss is gone
> gone as soon as it ends
> sweet face busted teeth
> that I would have died any number of times with
> slapped around like a clown
> so peculiar so beloved
Wow.
That's like getting a surprise prison letter from Charles Manson.
Fuckin nuts!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Judical Drive
()
Date: November 06, 2017 07:31PM
Almost want to go check the street sign to make sure it really says "Judicial".
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
It's a lizzie code...
()
Date: November 06, 2017 07:50PM
She removes one letter or number from her return address, and that is a message to eesh. Also pay attention to the way she writes the letter 'L'. It is another coded message.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
judical defined
()
Date: November 06, 2017 08:08PM
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
is lizzie voting today?
()
Date: November 07, 2017 01:47PM
Or has her felony conviction removed her from the electoral process?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 07, 2017 02:35PM
I called the Fairfax ADC. They (meaning the Sheriff's office) are showing that each of Monique's convictions has a consecutive sentence, so she's not getting out until 2020. They don't know if she's going to be kept at the jail or moved to a penitentiary.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 07, 2017 02:38PM
happy reunion... Wrote:
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> There is a womens' facility just north of
> Richmond.
There's a women's facility in Goochland County, just keep driving on Route 250 and you will eventually come to it.
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> There is a womens' facility just north of
> Richmond.
There's a women's facility in Goochland County, just keep driving on Route 250 and you will eventually come to it.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
ghs
()
Date: November 07, 2017 02:39PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I called the Fairfax ADC. They (meaning the
> Sheriff's office) are showing that each of
> Monique's convictions has a consecutive sentence,
> so she's not getting out until 2020. They don't
> know if she's going to be kept at the jail or
> moved to a penitentiary.
still wining
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> I called the Fairfax ADC. They (meaning the
> Sheriff's office) are showing that each of
> Monique's convictions has a consecutive sentence,
> so she's not getting out until 2020. They don't
> know if she's going to be kept at the jail or
> moved to a penitentiary.
still wining
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
2020 for fuck sake!
()
Date: November 07, 2017 03:15PM
This thread was initiated in recognition of lizzie achieving HALF of eesh's jail time (which mo took such great pleasure in), and now she's going to exceed eesh's time by a factor of fifty! Quite an accomplishment!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
well, I was worried for a while
()
Date: November 07, 2017 06:43PM
I was concerned as to how we would manage lizzie's challenging transition back to her civilian life of shitposting on FU, not working, and interchangeably stalking miz and eesh, but I guess we have a few years to figure that one out. We used to joke about lizzie coming back to discover that nobody remains who even knows her. Now, it's no joke. By the time she gets out, eesh will have left, miz will reside in the nuthut, TJ will be in jail or the Marines, and meg and katie will have completed their transition to normal life.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
I would like to congratulate G2
()
Date: November 07, 2017 08:13PM
His candidate appears to be winning, and so far he is behaving very magnanimously.
He really does set a good example for the rest of us.
He really does set a good example for the rest of us.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
ug4xg
()
Date: November 07, 2017 08:32PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I called the Fairfax ADC. They (meaning the
> Sheriff's office) are showing that each of
> Monique's convictions has a consecutive sentence,
> so she's not getting out until 2020. They don't
> know if she's going to be kept at the jail or
> moved to a penitentiary.
Is this taking into consideration her assault on the CO? I was under the impression that she got 3 years for her initial charge plus 11 months for violation probation. That's 4 right there. did the assault charge on the CO get dropped or what
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> I called the Fairfax ADC. They (meaning the
> Sheriff's office) are showing that each of
> Monique's convictions has a consecutive sentence,
> so she's not getting out until 2020. They don't
> know if she's going to be kept at the jail or
> moved to a penitentiary.
Is this taking into consideration her assault on the CO? I was under the impression that she got 3 years for her initial charge plus 11 months for violation probation. That's 4 right there. did the assault charge on the CO get dropped or what
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
assault on the CO
()
Date: November 07, 2017 08:47PM
I believe that was 6 months. Of course, we do have to make allowances for time off for good behavior.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
wtf is going on with peep?
()
Date: November 07, 2017 10:49PM
Can't the FFU Fantastic Three sit back and enjoy the political discourse for one night?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 07, 2017 11:00PM
wtf is going on with peep? Wrote:
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> Can't the FFU Fantastic Three sit back and enjoy
> the political discourse for one night?
Yeah, it's smoke break then shower time. Then returning to the site. Enjoy the 15-20 minute courtesy period.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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> Can't the FFU Fantastic Three sit back and enjoy
> the political discourse for one night?
Yeah, it's smoke break then shower time. Then returning to the site. Enjoy the 15-20 minute courtesy period.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
well, when you get back
()
Date: November 07, 2017 11:38PM
Tell me about this prank 'welfare check' you requested on eesh.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
McAuliffe to pardon lizzie
()
Date: November 08, 2017 01:10AM
Now that the election is safely past.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Goochland?
()
Date: November 08, 2017 11:56AM
eesh Wrote:
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> happy reunion... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There is a womens' facility just north of
> > Richmond.
>
>
>
>
> There's a women's facility in Goochland County,
> just keep driving on Route 250 and you will
> eventually come to it.
That's really the name of a real place?
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> happy reunion... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There is a womens' facility just north of
> > Richmond.
>
>
>
>
> There's a women's facility in Goochland County,
> just keep driving on Route 250 and you will
> eventually come to it.
That's really the name of a real place?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 08, 2017 02:32PM
Goochland? Wrote:
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>
> That's really the name of a real place?
https://vadoc.virginia.gov/facilities/central/vccw/
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>
> That's really the name of a real place?
https://vadoc.virginia.gov/facilities/central/vccw/
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
well, it sounds like a hicktown
()
Date: November 08, 2017 05:18PM
The prison's probably the only employer the town has...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
this thread will not die...
()
Date: November 09, 2017 05:14AM
I forbit it.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie can't vote LOL!
()
Date: November 09, 2017 03:17PM
lizzie is very beta...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
no FFU drama, bitches!
()
Date: November 09, 2017 07:58PM
I am involved in plenty of jailhouse drama, but you sad losers don't get to hear about ANY of it! You're on the outside, looking in (or wishing you could)!
#still winning and continuing to win until 2020!
#still winning and continuing to win until 2020!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 09, 2017 08:06PM
Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just Google "Michael Basl" for a quick laugh.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
William Moreno is a Pedophile
()
Date: November 09, 2017 08:13PM
peep Wrote:
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> Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just Google
> "Michael Basl" for a quick laugh.
Whenever I want a laugh I just google William Moreno and listen to some entertaining Youtube tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hV3hvH_4E
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> Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just Google
> "Michael Basl" for a quick laugh.
Whenever I want a laugh I just google William Moreno and listen to some entertaining Youtube tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hV3hvH_4E
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Ah, yes. Lizzie's legacy
()
Date: November 09, 2017 08:17PM
I think it is hilarious that, even after lizzie humiliated the moronos by writing and publishing this little rap, miz still tried to rekindle the relationship.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 09, 2017 09:01PM
William Moreno is a Pedophile Wrote:
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> Whenever I want a laugh I just google William
> Moreno and listen to some entertaining Youtube
> tunes.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hV3hvH_4E
+1
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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> Whenever I want a laugh I just google William
> Moreno and listen to some entertaining Youtube
> tunes.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hV3hvH_4E
+1
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
did lizzie write an eesh song?
()
Date: November 09, 2017 09:40PM
Stalk Around the Clock
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock stalk
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock stalk.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock stalk
We're gonna stalk around the clock tonight.
Put your glad rags on and join me hon'
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one.
We're gonna stalk around the clock tonight
We're gonna stalk, stalk, stalk, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna stalk around the clock tonight.
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock stalk
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock stalk.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock stalk
We're gonna stalk around the clock tonight.
Put your glad rags on and join me hon'
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one.
We're gonna stalk around the clock tonight
We're gonna stalk, stalk, stalk, 'till broad daylight
We're gonna stalk around the clock tonight.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: November 09, 2017 09:45PM
I’m warning you stupid little fuck kids the last time. Stop posting in the TMOS thread. We more or less own this forum and we will gladly overrun this stupid little thread with O’Meara pics and then have it deleted. Enough is enough.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
fuck you queer
()
Date: November 09, 2017 09:57PM
Nobody from this thread ever goes near the TMOS thread. It would be like Donald Trump or Bill Gates going in to a Chuck E Cheese place. Why the fuck would they ever do it? They wouldn't!
The ONLY people with any interest in the TMOS thread are you, some other faggot, and all of your sock puppets.
And you don't own shit. Remember when the TMOS thread got so big from all the gay porn photos that it got fucked up? Cary didn't exactly break any land speed records getting it fixed, because he really didn't give a fuck. It was only when TMOS losers began contaminating other more adult threads that he took any action to keep you shitheads contained there.
As it is, he expelled you from the main board, because you were an embaressment.
The ONLY people with any interest in the TMOS thread are you, some other faggot, and all of your sock puppets.
And you don't own shit. Remember when the TMOS thread got so big from all the gay porn photos that it got fucked up? Cary didn't exactly break any land speed records getting it fixed, because he really didn't give a fuck. It was only when TMOS losers began contaminating other more adult threads that he took any action to keep you shitheads contained there.
As it is, he expelled you from the main board, because you were an embaressment.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Torn Pentacle
()
Date: November 09, 2017 10:34PM
fuck you queer Wrote:
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> Nobody from this thread ever goes near the TMOS
> thread. It would be like Donald Trump or Bill
> Gates going in to a Chuck E Cheese place. Why the
> fuck would they ever do it? They wouldn't!
>
> The ONLY people with any interest in the TMOS
> thread are you, some other faggot, and all of your
> sock puppets.
>
> And you don't own shit. Remember when the TMOS
> thread got so big from all the gay porn photos
> that it got fucked up? Cary didn't exactly break
> any land speed records getting it fixed, because
> he really didn't give a fuck. It was only when
> TMOS losers began contaminating other more adult
> threads that he took any action to keep you
> shitheads contained there.
>
> As it is, he expelled you from the main board,
> because you were an embaressment.
Lol, comedy gold, Jerry. Get your facts straight.
The TMOS thread is the largest thread on this entire website, with over 3 million posts. The math adds up. The TMOS thread funds Fairfax Underground and allows you snowflakes and klubbers to have your stupid meaningless threads. We will still be here long after you are gone. I think a “Thank You” is more in order. Please dont make me embarrass you anymore.
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> Nobody from this thread ever goes near the TMOS
> thread. It would be like Donald Trump or Bill
> Gates going in to a Chuck E Cheese place. Why the
> fuck would they ever do it? They wouldn't!
>
> The ONLY people with any interest in the TMOS
> thread are you, some other faggot, and all of your
> sock puppets.
>
> And you don't own shit. Remember when the TMOS
> thread got so big from all the gay porn photos
> that it got fucked up? Cary didn't exactly break
> any land speed records getting it fixed, because
> he really didn't give a fuck. It was only when
> TMOS losers began contaminating other more adult
> threads that he took any action to keep you
> shitheads contained there.
>
> As it is, he expelled you from the main board,
> because you were an embaressment.
Lol, comedy gold, Jerry. Get your facts straight.
The TMOS thread is the largest thread on this entire website, with over 3 million posts. The math adds up. The TMOS thread funds Fairfax Underground and allows you snowflakes and klubbers to have your stupid meaningless threads. We will still be here long after you are gone. I think a “Thank You” is more in order. Please dont make me embarrass you anymore.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Thank you very much -
()
Date: November 09, 2017 11:14PM
Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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>
> The TMOS thread is the largest thread on this
> entire website, with over 3 million posts. The
> math adds up. The TMOS thread funds Fairfax
> Underground and allows you snowflakes and klubbers
> to have your stupid meaningless threads. We will
> still be here long after you are gone. I think a
> “Thank You” is more in order. Please dont make
> me embarrass you anymore.
-for staying the fuck THERE. The TMOS thread is the largest in the sense that Fresh Kills is the world's largest landfill. A dubious distinction. You don't fund shit. Cary had to get rid of the banner ads because the TMOS thread scared away any advertisers, along with a great many forum participants. This forum was well on it sway to becoming the next Reddit or even 4chan until you pranced in, turned the palce into a virtual gay bathhouse, and ruined cary's dream. Begone.
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>
> The TMOS thread is the largest thread on this
> entire website, with over 3 million posts. The
> math adds up. The TMOS thread funds Fairfax
> Underground and allows you snowflakes and klubbers
> to have your stupid meaningless threads. We will
> still be here long after you are gone. I think a
> “Thank You” is more in order. Please dont make
> me embarrass you anymore.
-for staying the fuck THERE. The TMOS thread is the largest in the sense that Fresh Kills is the world's largest landfill. A dubious distinction. You don't fund shit. Cary had to get rid of the banner ads because the TMOS thread scared away any advertisers, along with a great many forum participants. This forum was well on it sway to becoming the next Reddit or even 4chan until you pranced in, turned the palce into a virtual gay bathhouse, and ruined cary's dream. Begone.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: November 09, 2017 11:42PM
Thank you very much - Wrote:
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> Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > The TMOS thread is the largest thread on this
> > entire website, with over 3 million posts. The
> > math adds up. The TMOS thread funds Fairfax
> > Underground and allows you snowflakes and
> klubbers
> > to have your stupid meaningless threads. We
> will
> > still be here long after you are gone. I think
> a
> > “Thank You” is more in order. Please dont
> make
> > me embarrass you anymore.
>
>
> -for staying the fuck THERE. The TMOS thread is
> the largest in the sense that Fresh Kills is the
> world's largest landfill. A dubious distinction.
> You don't fund shit. Cary had to get rid of the
> banner ads because the TMOS thread scared away any
> advertisers, along with a great many forum
> participants. This forum was well on it sway to
> becoming the next Reddit or even 4chan until you
> pranced in, turned the palce into a virtual gay
> bathhouse, and ruined cary's dream. Begone.
Reddit? Lol, klubber. Not even close. Clearly you have the same logic as LFF.
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> Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > The TMOS thread is the largest thread on this
> > entire website, with over 3 million posts. The
> > math adds up. The TMOS thread funds Fairfax
> > Underground and allows you snowflakes and
> klubbers
> > to have your stupid meaningless threads. We
> will
> > still be here long after you are gone. I think
> a
> > “Thank You” is more in order. Please dont
> make
> > me embarrass you anymore.
>
>
> -for staying the fuck THERE. The TMOS thread is
> the largest in the sense that Fresh Kills is the
> world's largest landfill. A dubious distinction.
> You don't fund shit. Cary had to get rid of the
> banner ads because the TMOS thread scared away any
> advertisers, along with a great many forum
> participants. This forum was well on it sway to
> becoming the next Reddit or even 4chan until you
> pranced in, turned the palce into a virtual gay
> bathhouse, and ruined cary's dream. Begone.
Reddit? Lol, klubber. Not even close. Clearly you have the same logic as LFF.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
TMOStardz! LOLZ!
()
Date: November 10, 2017 12:23AM
Cary should really delete that thread, since it is no longer serving its intended purpose of containing the TMOStardz.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Jen Ettix
()
Date: November 10, 2017 12:39AM
Cricket...Cricket... Looks like we shut them down once again. Even Mike has better comebacks. Now back to the funny. Hopefully these klubbers will stay in their own thread from now on.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
problem with TMOS posters
()
Date: November 10, 2017 12:44AM
- is that most of them are child molestors. Fuck 'em.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
where in the fuck is goochland?
()
Date: November 10, 2017 02:00AM
It just sounds like a shithole.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
where does Kriss fit in?
()
Date: November 10, 2017 11:39AM
or however you spell his name?
Having been jilted by miz, is he teaming up with eesh and lizzie to bring miz down?
Having been jilted by miz, is he teaming up with eesh and lizzie to bring miz down?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
stabstabstabstabstab
()
Date: November 10, 2017 08:25PM
stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie from jail
()
Date: November 11, 2017 03:57AM
Quit spamminig, bitches!
Shitposting this dump is MY job!
Shitposting this dump is MY job!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
toot toot toot toot toot
()
Date: November 11, 2017 01:45PM
Boo! I am haunting this forum!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
stabstabstabstabstab
()
Date: November 11, 2017 01:51PM
carry, stop all this fucking spam!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
starban the decaying cat
()
Date: November 11, 2017 05:38PM
Meow! miz killed me too!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Holidays without mo...
()
Date: November 11, 2017 11:08PM
Does lizzie's family miss her during the holidays, or are they simply thankful for the peace and quiet they can enjoy when she's not running around?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 11, 2017 11:48PM
Holidays without mo... Wrote:
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> Does lizzie's family miss her during the holidays,
> or are they simply thankful for the peace and
> quiet they can enjoy when she's not running
> around?
Monique's mother is finally having some peace of mind, knowing that Monique can now be protected from herself and others. Her mother has had genuine concern for her, and has tried to help, however Monique has pushed her mother and her help away with both arms.
There were times when Monique would be so paranoid she would start hallucinating. She would be talking to me on the phone, then out of the blue she would run outside and yell incoherent obscenities to non-existent characters whom she thought were stealing hubcaps off of her mother's car.
I hope she has finally received a full mental health evaluation and screening, and is now on some decent medications.
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> Does lizzie's family miss her during the holidays,
> or are they simply thankful for the peace and
> quiet they can enjoy when she's not running
> around?
Monique's mother is finally having some peace of mind, knowing that Monique can now be protected from herself and others. Her mother has had genuine concern for her, and has tried to help, however Monique has pushed her mother and her help away with both arms.
There were times when Monique would be so paranoid she would start hallucinating. She would be talking to me on the phone, then out of the blue she would run outside and yell incoherent obscenities to non-existent characters whom she thought were stealing hubcaps off of her mother's car.
I hope she has finally received a full mental health evaluation and screening, and is now on some decent medications.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
non-existent characters?
()
Date: November 11, 2017 11:58PM
peep Wrote:
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>
> she would run outside and yell incoherent
> obscenities to non-existent characters whom she
> thought were stealing hubcaps off of her mother's
> car.
>
Were any of them sitting on coke bottles?
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>
> she would run outside and yell incoherent
> obscenities to non-existent characters whom she
> thought were stealing hubcaps off of her mother's
> car.
>
Were any of them sitting on coke bottles?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
but I do have a question...
()
Date: November 12, 2017 12:50AM
Shortly after lizzie was incarcerated, she was sent to the state nuthut, presumably for evaluation. but they don't seem to have found her nuts. They sent her back to the ADC. What gives?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
cary to shut down FFU
()
Date: November 12, 2017 01:58PM
If lizzie leaves prison to come home and find FFU gone, it will be shattering for her. This place was her entire pre-incarceration life. Seriously, she had absolutely nothing going on in her life outside of FFU.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
see you all on the15th, bitches
()
Date: November 13, 2017 03:08PM
Getting a compassionate release!
#winning
#winning
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Ludwig
()
Date: November 13, 2017 04:34PM
see you all on the15th, bitches Wrote:
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> Getting a compassionate release!
> #winning
They are making room in the jail for the holidays!!
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> Getting a compassionate release!
> #winning
They are making room in the jail for the holidays!!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
more jail space needed
()
Date: November 13, 2017 05:35PM
eesh & TJ will do something to disrupt the memorial service, and have to be locked up.
We can expect a miz spazout sometime soon, so he will go to jail.
Finally, hammie is long overdue.
We can expect a miz spazout sometime soon, so he will go to jail.
Finally, hammie is long overdue.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
this is all part of mo's plan
()
Date: November 13, 2017 07:28PM
Tootguy's death, Phil's bankruptcy, miz's impending institutionalization, eesh's impending arrest, plus whatever drama befalls TJ. She planeed on all of this happening, and will emerge from jail victorious.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie miserable in jail
()
Date: November 13, 2017 09:20PM
on suicide watch.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
nutraloaf with cranberry sauce
()
Date: November 14, 2017 01:37PM
lizzie is dining well....
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Debtor friendly
()
Date: November 14, 2017 10:52PM
From the New York Times; why the Richmond division is considered one of the most debtor friendly bankruptcy courts in the country:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/14/business/economy/richmond-bankrupty-court.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/14/business/economy/richmond-bankrupty-court.html
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Toys R Us!
()
Date: November 14, 2017 11:05PM
Always great to get a 'Toys R Us' reference in any thread related to miz...
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
see y'all today, bitches!
()
Date: November 15, 2017 11:46AM
First I'm going with eesh to sterling - there's a basement we gotta flood.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 15, 2017 08:40PM
where in the fuck is goochland? Wrote:
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> It just sounds like a shithole.
http://wtvr.com/2017/11/15/riverfront-mansion-on-24-acre-goochland-estate-up-for-auction/
GOOCHLAND, Va. — A prime piece of riverfront real estate in the heart of horse country is hitting the auction block this weekend.
The 24-acre Rivers Bend estate, named for its location on a sharp bend of the James River southwest of Crozier, is set to go to the highest bidder in a public sale at 11 a.m. Saturday.
Featuring Palladian and Lowland architecture, the four-bedroom, 3½-bathroom house includes a solarium with 22-foot-high ceilings, a study, music room and home theater. The property has several outbuildings, including a powered children’s playhouse, shed, and paddocks and shelter for horses.
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> It just sounds like a shithole.
http://wtvr.com/2017/11/15/riverfront-mansion-on-24-acre-goochland-estate-up-for-auction/
GOOCHLAND, Va. — A prime piece of riverfront real estate in the heart of horse country is hitting the auction block this weekend.
The 24-acre Rivers Bend estate, named for its location on a sharp bend of the James River southwest of Crozier, is set to go to the highest bidder in a public sale at 11 a.m. Saturday.
Featuring Palladian and Lowland architecture, the four-bedroom, 3½-bathroom house includes a solarium with 22-foot-high ceilings, a study, music room and home theater. The property has several outbuildings, including a powered children’s playhouse, shed, and paddocks and shelter for horses.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Well! A FFU weekend getaway!
()
Date: November 15, 2017 09:12PM
Bedrooms enough for eesh, miz, meg, and TJ! You each also get your own bath, except for miz, who gets the half bath, which is OK as he doesn't give a shit about bathing anyhow.
Meade can live, and have his 'recording studio', in one of the outbuildings.
Convenient for visiting lizzie at the corrections center.
Meade can live, and have his 'recording studio', in one of the outbuildings.
Convenient for visiting lizzie at the corrections center.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
lizzie in tootguy's will
()
Date: November 15, 2017 10:33PM
He left her a little money to stay away from miz....
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Message for Eesh and/or Miz
()
Date: November 16, 2017 10:19AM
FYI. There is a gun show this weekend at the Dulles Expo center. If you guys are ready to kill yourselves/each other I would be more than happy to sell you a couple firearms.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 16, 2017 10:51AM
Well! A FFU weekend getaway! Wrote:
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> Bedrooms enough for eesh, miz, meg, and TJ! You
> each also get your own bath, except for miz, who
> gets the half bath, which is OK as he doesn't give
> a shit about bathing anyhow.
>
> Meade can live, and have his 'recording studio',
> in one of the outbuildings.
>
> Convenient for visiting lizzie at the corrections
> center.
It says there is enough room for horses too, outside. That means Megan will be sleeping outside with the horses.
I've heard that horses and cows get along well.
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> Bedrooms enough for eesh, miz, meg, and TJ! You
> each also get your own bath, except for miz, who
> gets the half bath, which is OK as he doesn't give
> a shit about bathing anyhow.
>
> Meade can live, and have his 'recording studio',
> in one of the outbuildings.
>
> Convenient for visiting lizzie at the corrections
> center.
It says there is enough room for horses too, outside. That means Megan will be sleeping outside with the horses.
I've heard that horses and cows get along well.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Peep, Seen Miz lately?
()
Date: November 16, 2017 11:28AM
...heard you are on his team now. How much did they pay you?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep's a switch-hitter?
()
Date: November 16, 2017 11:38AM
like lizze? back and forth between eesh and miz?
Well, be careful of miz - he has lawyers. Just ask eesh.
Well, be careful of miz - he has lawyers. Just ask eesh.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 16, 2017 11:38AM
Peep, Seen Miz lately? Wrote:
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> ...heard you are on his team now. How much did
> they pay you?
I am actually on Team Peep. Feel free to show your support.
Attachments:
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> ...heard you are on his team now. How much did
> they pay you?
I am actually on Team Peep. Feel free to show your support.
Attachments:
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
tell you what, peep...
()
Date: November 16, 2017 11:53AM
If you promise not to post any BBC pics, we will happily overthrow eesh.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
support Roy Moore, bitches!
()
Date: November 16, 2017 04:54PM
He'd fit right in to FFU, except for the fact the he has actually had contact with women.
I think y'all are jealous.
I think y'all are jealous.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
no horses!
()
Date: November 16, 2017 09:15PM
peep Wrote:
> It says there is enough room for horses too,
> outside. That means Megan will be sleeping outside
> with the horses.
>
> I've heard that horses and cows get along well.
Peep, I thought you would be sick of horses. Eesh might wish to raise some pigs;if so, hammie might like to live among with them. This would free up a room for lizzie if she ever gets out of the slam. And if you raise pigs, you can send a few pounds to Phil and Karen every Hanukkah. What a dilemma - it's not Kosher, but it's free food!
> It says there is enough room for horses too,
> outside. That means Megan will be sleeping outside
> with the horses.
>
> I've heard that horses and cows get along well.
Peep, I thought you would be sick of horses. Eesh might wish to raise some pigs;if so, hammie might like to live among with them. This would free up a room for lizzie if she ever gets out of the slam. And if you raise pigs, you can send a few pounds to Phil and Karen every Hanukkah. What a dilemma - it's not Kosher, but it's free food!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 16, 2017 09:24PM
The horses can stay...
-
Attachments:
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Attachments:
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
this is why peep overthrew you
()
Date: November 16, 2017 09:27PM
Go post this shit in the TMOS thread.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Bumped down to Page TWO!?!?!?!?
()
Date: November 17, 2017 05:34PM
Is the lizzie thread dead?
She needs to get released, or escape,or something. There's no new info to discuss.
Orrrrrrrrrrr, we could simply consider her gone.
She needs to get released, or escape,or something. There's no new info to discuss.
Orrrrrrrrrrr, we could simply consider her gone.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Mee
()
Date: November 17, 2017 05:41PM
eesh Wrote:
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> The horses can stay...
>
>
>
> -at least the guy in the pic of blowing the horse is wearing levis 501s
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> The horses can stay...
>
>
>
> -at least the guy in the pic of blowing the horse is wearing levis 501s
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
the 501s are fine.
()
Date: November 17, 2017 06:38PM
They remain the height of fashion in my opinion.
The guy sucking off a horse needs to go.
The guy sucking off a horse needs to go.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep the horse creep
()
Date: November 17, 2017 06:41PM
the 501s are fine. Wrote:
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>
>
> The guy sucking off a horse needs to go.
Yeah, that shit is sick...that's why lynn kicked TJ off the farm...smh
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>
>
> The guy sucking off a horse needs to go.
Yeah, that shit is sick...that's why lynn kicked TJ off the farm...smh
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 17, 2017 07:37PM
Department of Corrections still hasn't updated her release date yet.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
TJ was molesting the horses?
()
Date: November 17, 2017 07:45PM
sounds more like eesh.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
horsing around too much
()
Date: November 17, 2017 07:49PM
TJ was molesting the horses? Wrote:
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> sounds more like eesh.
Eesh is the puppet master. He directed TJ to do it. Now he can't stop.
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> sounds more like eesh.
Eesh is the puppet master. He directed TJ to do it. Now he can't stop.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 17, 2017 07:52PM
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Attachments:
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
zoophilia....
()
Date: November 17, 2017 08:00PM
Does that explain eesh's attraction to the monkey lizzie?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Roy Moore is free! I'm in jail!
()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:20PM
This is an injustice!
-BLM
(Burke Lake Monster)
-BLM
(Burke Lake Monster)
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Christmas #2 in prison
()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:26PM
Damn, she's STILL in jail?
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
Daisy
()
Date: November 18, 2017 10:49PM
eesh Wrote:
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>
Attachments:
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>
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
could be there some time yet
()
Date: November 18, 2017 11:26PM
Christmas #2 in prison Wrote:
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> Damn, she's STILL in jail?
Some say she could be in until 2020.
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> Damn, she's STILL in jail?
Some say she could be in until 2020.
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
spam bump, bitches!
()
Date: November 19, 2017 12:56PM
#still winning
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
peep
()
Date: November 19, 2017 01:07PM
could be there some time yet Wrote:
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> Some say she could be in until 2020.
Let's hope it's longer.
1. Malicious Wounding is defined under Virginia Code § 18.2-51 as a felony: If any person maliciously shoot, stab, cut, or wound any person or by any means cause him bodily injury, with the intent to maim, disfigure, disable, or kill, he shall, except where it is otherwise provided, be guilty of a Class 3 felony."
2. That the act was done with malice. If you are found guilty of Malicious Wounding, the punishment can be very severe. Malicious Wounding is a CLASS 3 FELONY, which can result in you being sentenced anywhere from 5 years in jail up to 20 years in jail and a fine of up to $100,000, or BOTH!
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> Some say she could be in until 2020.
Let's hope it's longer.
1. Malicious Wounding is defined under Virginia Code § 18.2-51 as a felony: If any person maliciously shoot, stab, cut, or wound any person or by any means cause him bodily injury, with the intent to maim, disfigure, disable, or kill, he shall, except where it is otherwise provided, be guilty of a Class 3 felony."
2. That the act was done with malice. If you are found guilty of Malicious Wounding, the punishment can be very severe. Malicious Wounding is a CLASS 3 FELONY, which can result in you being sentenced anywhere from 5 years in jail up to 20 years in jail and a fine of up to $100,000, or BOTH!
Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by:
as I understand it
()
Date: November 19, 2017 01:25PM
Our little monkey got 11 months for the probation violaion, 3 years for clobbering miz, and 6 months for attacking a guard.
Assuming credit for time served, and not allowing for good behavior, this would have her getting out in early 2021.
Assuming credit for time served, and not allowing for good behavior, this would have her getting out in early 2021.