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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: heap ()
Date: September 26, 2019 06:49PM

HAHAHA

___________________

"The Queen of FFXU"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: sheep ()
Date: September 26, 2019 06:54PM

heap Wrote:
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> HAHAHA
>
> ___________________
>
> "The Queen of FFXU"


Queens are through a bloodline, and degenerates like yourself are not royalty.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: dweep ()
Date: September 26, 2019 06:59PM

Lots of sourness. When Lizzie gets out you'll have something to be sour about.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: sheepasleep ()
Date: September 26, 2019 08:59PM

eesh seems triggered.

By the time lizzie gets out, peep will be a fully licensed driver. He and lizzie can drive around in the 6 door truck

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: packsheep ()
Date: September 26, 2019 09:11PM

Not eesh..I Fcy' w/ him and the other 2 every week or so. Too easy.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep ()
Date: September 26, 2019 10:12PM

Monique has taken full advantage of the exersize opportunities offered in prison. She's going to come out looking like this.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stayasleep ()
Date: September 26, 2019 10:46PM

packsheep Wrote:
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> Not eesh..I Fcy' w/ him and the other 2 every week
> or so. Too easy.


She fixed the dent in her head?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Fcy? WTF does that mean? ()
Date: September 26, 2019 11:03PM

packsheep Wrote:
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> Not eesh..I Fcy' w/ him and the other 2 every week
> or so. Too easy.


Please tell me - I learn more interesting new shit on this forum!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: yo peep buddy ()
Date: September 26, 2019 11:17PM

peep Wrote:
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> Monique has taken full advantage of the exersize
> opportunities offered in prison. She's going to
> come out looking like this.


if it smells like cologne leave it alone!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: like cologne leave it alone? ()
Date: September 26, 2019 11:20PM

yo peep buddy Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Monique has taken full advantage of the
> exersize
> > opportunities offered in prison. She's going to
> > come out looking like this.
>
>
> if it smells like cologne leave it alone!!

If it likes to make PYBRs,
it doesn't have a beaver.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: any day now...... ()
Date: September 28, 2019 12:35AM

begin the back-to-jail countdown

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie will never visit FU again ()
Date: September 28, 2019 02:18PM

she will be much too embarassed

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizbian ()
Date: September 28, 2019 03:35PM

lizzie will never visit FU again Wrote:
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> she will be much too embarassed


She knows no embarrassment or shame. Narcissism will do that. She will read and comment on every single post she has missed in the last couple years. This forum will be so jammed up with pictures of shit on a plate that the server will crash

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerbil lair ()
Date: September 28, 2019 03:46PM

heap Wrote:
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> HAHAHA
>
> ___________________
>
> "The Queen of FFXU"


Michael is the queen of ffxu. Though Lizzie is the power behind the throne. She occasionally jams her arm up Michaels ass and works his mouth like a sock puppet.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FIFU ()
Date: September 28, 2019 04:02PM

Gerbil lair Wrote:
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> heap Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > HAHAHA
> >
> > ___________________
> >
> > "The Queen of FFXU"
>
>
> Megan is the queen of ffxu. Though Lizzie is the
> power behind the throne. She occasionally jams
> her weasel up her ass and works her mouth like a
> sock puppet.

Regardless of anything that Miz, eesh, peep, or Lizzie say, do, or post here, Megan Price aka Megan Toohey will always be the main attraction and the Queen of Fairfax Underground. Even the mighty Meade Skelton will never match Megan's fame.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wil hammie and mo reunite? ()
Date: September 28, 2019 08:02PM

because, that would be cool.

Hammie can write anonymous posts declaring that all the 'ducking losers' on FFU are jealous of lizzie because she is'winning'.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hammie and Lizzie ()
Date: September 28, 2019 08:23PM

Hammie and Lizzie were friends, bonded together by the purple dildo. ...and Megan's call to Papa John's corporate office.

In fact, IRRC. Megan was the only person Lizzie never fought with. Conversely, Lizzie was the only person Megan hasn't fought with.

Is that accurate? It seems hard to believe that two such violent insane narcissist bitches as Megan Price and Monique Wells would not be at each other's throats 24/7. Yet there didnt seem to be much if any animosity.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: oh, they did fight ()
Date: September 28, 2019 10:47PM

There was one thread (I'll find it and bump it if you wish) in which megan accused lizzie of fucking both miz and eesh, both of whom she claimed to find loathesome, and declared that lizzie 'would fuck for a happy meal'. I believe Megan also asserted that lizzie solicited sex with her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Thanks ()
Date: September 29, 2019 09:48AM

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2057334.html

The "fuck for a happy meal" comment is a classic.

The Lizzie's statement that she had seen the inside if Megan's asshole was also a classic. Evidently Josh was the only party left with no regrets about their sordid threesome.

Lizzie's purple dildo sure had a lot of notches. Evidently it has been inside just about all the major characters with the exception of tootguy.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Party Location ()
Date: September 29, 2019 10:21AM

In the Lizzie release thread there was a discussion of a gathering to celebrate her new-found, and probably short-lived freedom. The party would be organized by TJ Sadler. The venue would need to be carefully selected to avoid injury to innocent bystanders. A batting cage might be ideal. Once everyone is inside the gate can be locked fro the outside for the duration.

Honored Guests would include:
TJ Sadler aka peep, the host
Lynn Sadler
William and Sharon Moreno
Eesh
Katie
Megan Price aka Megan Toohey
Myesha
David Trinnes aka Trinner Toes
Via VTC from federal prison, Chris Tator aka Tator Tots

Meade Skelton can bring his keyboard and provide musical entertainment. Sounds like fun!

Peep, get to work planning this gala event!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Megan is a ho ()
Date: September 29, 2019 10:53AM

oh, they did fight Wrote:
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> There was one thread (I'll find it and bump it if
> you wish) in which megan accused lizzie of fucking
> both miz and eesh, both of whom she claimed to
> find loathesome, and declared that lizzie 'would
> fuck for a happy meal'. I believe Megan also
> asserted that lizzie solicited sex with her.


Hilarious that the hambeast is accusing others of being hos. She's just a straight-up ho bag herself.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mind of a Madwoman ()
Date: September 29, 2019 01:44PM

That is Megan's rules again. Megan engaged in lesbianic sex with Lizzie, then called Lizzie a ho. Megan also had sex with multiple male and female partners, with and without her husband Josh involved, but did want Josh to have sex with Janine.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: megan is a hypocrite ()
Date: September 29, 2019 01:52PM

Mind of a Madwoman Wrote:
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> That is Megan's rules again. Megan engaged in
> lesbianic sex with Lizzie, then called Lizzie a
> ho. Megan also had sex with multiple male and
> female partners, with and without her husband Josh
> involved, but did want Josh to have sex with
> Janine.


She was the one wh0 always asserted 'my past does not define who I am' yet contantly berated other characters for anything they had ever done.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Location? ()
Date: September 29, 2019 02:54PM

Party Location Wrote:
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> In the Lizzie release thread there was a
> discussion of a gathering to celebrate her
> new-found, and probably short-lived freedom. The
> party would be organized by TJ Sadler. The venue
> would need to be carefully selected to avoid
> injury to innocent bystanders. A batting cage
> might be ideal. Once everyone is inside the gate
> can be locked fro the outside for the duration.
>
> Honored Guests would include:
> TJ Sadler aka peep, the host
> Lynn Sadler
> William and Sharon Moreno
> Eesh
> Katie
> Megan Price aka Megan Toohey
> Myesha
> David Trinnes aka Trinner Toes
> Via VTC from federal prison, Chris Tator aka Tator
> Tots
>
> Meade Skelton can bring his keyboard and provide
> musical entertainment. Sounds like fun!
>
> Peep, get to work planning this gala event!

Is there a batting cage in Nokesville or Sterling? There's a good chance that Lizzie will not enjoy a very long period of freedom. She may only be out for a few days or less before being re-arrested. Therefore it's important to hold the reunion sooner rather than later after Lizzie's release.

A batting cage would be ideal, or the gymn of an abandoned elementary school. Or an outdoor picnic area surrounded by a sturdy fence. Any ideas?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's being hosted at miz's ()
Date: September 29, 2019 03:04PM

but miz doesn't know it yet.

miz is currently in some nuthut or other, and sharon is vacationing in her native WVa.

So we are simply going to break in and make use of the place. It's already kind of trashed, so nobody cares if a few holes get kicked in the wall.

Bring a swim suit! We are flooding the basement to a depth of five feet so we can enjoy an end-of-summer bathing bash! (Yes, nude swimming is a possibility, but there are so many FFU characters who would best not be seen in the raw.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz back in nut-hut? ()
Date: September 29, 2019 03:29PM

When did Miz go back into the nut-hut? I don't follow daily events here, but he was posting last weekend, defending his stalking of Lizzie. Although he wasn't logged in, there is no doubt it was definitely him; typical Moreno Crime Family Madness. Even after almost a decade and spending over $300,000 on legal counsel he still doesn't understand the definition of stalking.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hey peepers, ()
Date: September 29, 2019 04:00PM

Contact Fairfax County Parks and reserve a batting cage after hours. There are a lot of them around. Have some food catered, or just arrange for a food truck. Hire a couple freelance videographers to record and document the occasion

The major benefit of the batting cage is that everyone can be locked inside together and no one will wander off. Eesh and Lynn will need to leave their guns outside, and Miz will not be allowed to bring his "eesh axe". His Little League bat and his cane would be ok. Pretty much all else should be "no holes barred"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: what about mo's guests? ()
Date: September 29, 2019 04:40PM

She must have made some intimate friends whilst in the stir. Will she want to invite some fellow inmates from the ADC or Fluvanna?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Invite Lizzie's thug friends ()
Date: September 29, 2019 04:56PM

Yeah, Lizzie should be allowed a couple guests, especially since Tator Tots can't be there in person. But they will need to check their shanks, knives, razors, and guns at the door. Megan can bring Kevin for the gay sex sideshow with David Trinnes. Josh, Janine, Aaron, and Amy should be invited, and Phil and Karen Leiser. However due to Miz "Pedo Moreno" being there, no kids will be allowed.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: any characters from the past? ()
Date: September 29, 2019 05:09PM

frisky? btyb? that girl who stuck sharpies up her ass?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Guest Registry ()
Date: September 29, 2019 05:27PM

Not Frisky, even assuming he isn't behind bars himself at the time. If Frisky goes to a party there is a nearly 100% chance he will get drunk and collect another DWI on the way home to add to his collection.

BTYB is by now house-bound, having grown too large to fit through a doorway or even lift herself out of bed.

A definite YES for the Sharpie girl. She seems like a lot of fun. What body orifice did she turn into a Sharpie holder, the pooter or the cooter? My recollection is it was her twat; perhaps she reenact the stunt.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep ()
Date: September 29, 2019 06:04PM

Good stuff.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Wow, Look at peep ()
Date: September 29, 2019 06:10PM

He's so cool...go Brah!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: malt liquor? eeyuck! ()
Date: September 29, 2019 06:26PM

At lizzie's release party, there will need to be some non-malt-liquor beverages for those of us who happan to be older than fifteen.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Deformity Spotted ()
Date: September 29, 2019 07:47PM

What's wrong with TJ's hand? It looms deformed. Was Lynn taking Thalidomide during pregnancy?

Poor peep has pincer paws!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Thalidomide baby ()
Date: September 29, 2019 07:49PM

Looks deformed.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep's hand.... ()
Date: September 29, 2019 08:22PM

Deformity Spotted Wrote:
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> What's wrong with TJ's hand? It looms deformed.
> Was Lynn taking Thalidomide during pregnancy?
>
> Poor peep has pincer paws!


That nigslayer fellow who was allegedly a friend of peep's also had weird hands.

Incidentally, ne needs to be invited to lizzie's party. He'll kill gerry if gerry shows up.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Peep = Lobster Boy ()
Date: September 29, 2019 08:30PM

LobsterBoyPoster-231x300.jpg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so, let's start a poll... ()
Date: September 30, 2019 02:08AM

which FFU personage gets tangled up with lizzie first?

My vote goes to eesh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: The Oddfather ()
Date: September 30, 2019 02:12AM

This is gonna be good...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: back to back ()
Date: September 30, 2019 02:32AM

better bet is how many DAYS before mo ends up back in jail
I will say 16 days and she is arrested again

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep ()
Date: September 30, 2019 02:45AM

So, now there's someone posting about ••••• and ••••• •'••••••••, which I'm sure I'll be blamed for and hear about in the morning.

However I can honestly say that I'm not responsible for it. In 15 days, Monique will be released and the outcome is anyone's guess.

Many FFXU users have warned me and I've failed to realize the significance of their warnings until I went back and read lots of old posts from Monique. For the next few months, I'm going to be very occupied with something called a life.

Until next time.



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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep, enjoy the show.... ()
Date: September 30, 2019 02:57AM

but don't take the ride.

Stay away from this, and watch eesh, miz, and God-willing even megan ree-ngage with our litle monkey.

This's gonna be great! (but only for the audience)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hey peepers, ()
Date: September 30, 2019 06:29AM

Peep, you have tried valiantly to provoke eesh into returning. Don't be too hard on yourself that he didnt take the bait as there are still plenty of others you can harass and generally fuck with. It can still be a great show without eesh.

You are now one of the stars of the circus. Monique Wells is the trained monkey and TJ Sadler is the trained chimp. William Moreno is the dimwit pedophile troll, and Megan is the clown. Your job is to provide entertainment by posting about each other, each other's living and dead relatives, and doing funny things to provoke one another.

You are doing fine so far and preventing the forum from filling up with boring political Threads. Just hang in there and keep posting about Lizzie, eesh, Brian, Sarah, Lynn, Miz, the Leisers, Trinnes, Megan, Myeesha, and Katie. In a couple weeks you and Lizzie can start making nightly visits to the homes of these people in order to generate more entertaining reactions.

Your audience is stocked up on popcorn and looking forward to the fall season of the Fairfax Underground Wacko Show.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: tootguy ()
Date: September 30, 2019 10:56AM

Peep doesn't want to be apart of your fuckery. He has a life. Ever heard of one?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hey peeps ()
Date: September 30, 2019 01:21PM

I see you're going to continue posting under Dr Fairfax, George Basl, and your other numerous sockpuppets. So clever...face it this place is your life. Party on Bro.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep obsession ()
Date: September 30, 2019 02:18PM

To poster above: Congratulations, you will be spending your days obsessing over a 19 year old on a backwater shithole forum. That's a major accomplishment...

As to peep, that's a smart move. It's good to see that some of your brain cells survived the amount of weed you've smoked.

"Until next time" makes me think, in fact know that you'll be back again some day. Hopefully this is after you've got your life squared away. FFXU is not your priority right now. Making sure your life doesn't get as fucked up as eesh, Liz, Miz, and Meg is your top priority.


Good job on proving everyone wrong. Proving that you can leave FFXU at any given time without internet withdrawals like the other 3. Maybe you're the only somewhat normal one out of the bunch after all.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TOOTGHOST ()
Date: September 30, 2019 03:33PM

Boo! Everyone is really miz!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hey fag boy ()
Date: September 30, 2019 03:56PM

peep obsession Wrote:
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> To poster above: Congratulations, you will be
> spending your days obsessing over a 19 year old on
> a backwater shithole forum. That's a major
> accomplishment...
>
> As to peep, that's a smart move. It's good to see
> that some of your brain cells survived the amount
> of weed you've smoked.
>
> "Until next time" makes me think, in fact know
> that you'll be back again some day. Hopefully this
> is after you've got your life squared away. FFXU
> is not your priority right now. Making sure your
> life doesn't get as fucked up as eesh, Liz, Miz,
> and Meg is your top priority.
>
>
> Good job on proving everyone wrong. Proving that
> you can leave FFXU at any given time without
> internet withdrawals like the other 3. Maybe
> you're the only somewhat normal one out of the
> bunch after all.

These 4 retards fuck this place up...I don't care if they live or die. Only pointing out they all say "I'm done" and continue to drone on. So...go fuck off.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: what a triggered response ()
Date: September 30, 2019 04:42PM

hey fag boy Wrote:
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>
> These 4 retards fuck this place up...I don't care
> if they live or die. Only pointing out they all
> say "I'm done" and continue to drone on. So...go
> fuck off.


probably miz

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lol u mad miz ()
Date: September 30, 2019 05:26PM

Miz finally got out of the whack shack I see.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Nah, It's Megan ()
Date: September 30, 2019 06:00PM

what a triggered response Wrote:
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> hey fag boy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > These 4 retards fuck this place up...I don't
> care
> > if they live or die. Only pointing out they all
> > say "I'm done" and continue to drone on.
> So...go
> > fuck off.
>
>
> probably miz


or Sharon

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: are there any new hammie nudez? ()
Date: September 30, 2019 06:21PM

Now that she's around farm animals, there should be some interesting pics.....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: offender #1631084 ()
Date: September 30, 2019 09:50PM

Prepare yourselves bitches! Two weeks! I have a shitload of badass criminal buddies now! And these ones ain't no kiddie diddlers! They're real live criminals who don't have a shit to give!

We gonna fuck up miz AND eesh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Media Skelton ()
Date: September 30, 2019 11:19PM

If I spent three years in the pokey I would write a song about it!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FFU Dancing Cow mascot ()
Date: September 30, 2019 11:37PM

Mooo! This is a cautionary tale! Don't get mixed up with miz or you too will go to jail!

Lizzie is a felon! eesh is bankrupt! the leisers are ruined! peep went from 4.0 student with a West Point appointment on his horizon to high school dropout!


Mooooooooooooooooo!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: what was sharon sitting on? ()
Date: October 01, 2019 02:10PM

c'mon miz - tell us!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Buffalo Basl ()
Date: October 01, 2019 03:17PM

Sharon was sitting on a butt plug that is constantly in her anus. The way she was sitting at the time caused the butt plug to probe her uncomfortably.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she gets out this month! ()
Date: October 01, 2019 09:39PM

I'd hate to be in miz's shoes! Or even eesh's!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dr Fairfax ()
Date: October 01, 2019 10:08PM

hey peeps Wrote:
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> I see you're going to continue posting under Dr
> Fairfax


I'm not peep. You seem to be suffering from paranoid delusions.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: It's called.... ()
Date: October 01, 2019 10:08PM

Media Skelton Wrote:
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> If I spent three years in the pokey I would write
> a song about it!


"imma gonna fuck that fat fuck up"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: first two stanzas ()
Date: October 01, 2019 10:27PM

imma gonna fuck that fat fuck up
imma gonna kick his big fat butt
his daddy can't protect him cause he's dead
his mama can't stop the noise in his head


imma gonna fuck that fat fuck up
gonna shove a chainsaw up his butt
gonna shove his PYBR up his ass
time to take out the sterling trash

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wiIIiam morono ()
Date: October 02, 2019 12:05AM

You buddy buster boys all better lawyer up!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: George Basl ()
Date: October 02, 2019 12:36AM

I'm working on setting up a kennel in my back yard for Monique to live in when she gets out.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: take it to the bridge ()
Date: October 02, 2019 12:55AM

shove a ferret up his ass like a hambeast ho!
shove a ferret up his ass like a hambeast ho!
shove a ferret up his ass like a hambeast ho!

wave your tail in the air like you just don't care

umph
umph
umph

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: get up get on up ()
Date: October 02, 2019 01:06AM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wiIIiam morono ()
Date: October 02, 2019 01:09AM

You'd all better lawyer up! And anotehr thing! I sent over ten thousand dollars to lizzie when she was in lockup so she's on my side!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's coming ()
Date: October 02, 2019 01:25AM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie's freddom wingding ()
Date: October 02, 2019 01:28AM

Any bets on the likelihood she gets arrested her very first night out?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Liquidat1on ()
Date: October 02, 2019 08:24AM

What's the statute of limitations on this sort of shit?

Perhaps when she gets out, she can make a project of nailing some people in court.
This would be a lot more sensible for her than going full retard and seeking violent revenge.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not a chance ()
Date: October 02, 2019 02:17PM

she happily made herself a public figure on this forum

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I want to hear about myeesha ()
Date: October 02, 2019 11:28PM

Why did lizzie attack her? Lesbo affair? Turf battle? Just establishing some prison yard cred?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: myeesha has court Wednesday ()
Date: October 02, 2019 11:40PM

some sort of drug charge - I guess she missed lizzie!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Hot for Myeesha ()
Date: October 02, 2019 11:47PM

I like Myeesha's prison dress.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: myeesha is lying in wait ()
Date: October 03, 2019 12:32AM

She and her gang will go after mo.....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: George Basl ()
Date: October 03, 2019 12:35AM

myeesha is lying in wait Wrote:
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> She and her gang will go after mo.....


Gang problems are the easiest to fix. One phone call to the Fairfax County Gang Unit and they'll be on her like ugly on eesh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh IS rather homely ()
Date: October 03, 2019 01:13AM

poor guy......

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: continued until november ()
Date: October 03, 2019 07:02PM

myeesha has court Wednesday Wrote:
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> some sort of drug charge - I guess she missed
> lizzie!


She will be free when lizzie gets out!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: less than two weeks! ()
Date: October 03, 2019 10:48PM

sucks to be miz or eesh!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: autumn a. ()
Date: October 04, 2019 02:30PM

peep, come run away with me!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 04, 2019 02:52PM

autumn a. Wrote:
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> peep, come run away with me!


No thanks Autumn. Maybe I'll reconsider if you get some vaginal cleaning done.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: introduce her to lizzie ()
Date: October 04, 2019 03:21PM

or better yet, hammie.

Or for some real fun, set her up with eesh!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 'till they pass gas ()
Date: October 04, 2019 03:27PM

one of Mo's best lines...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: sharon was bottling her fart gas ()
Date: October 04, 2019 03:44PM

to save money, tootguy rigged the furnace to run on fart gas

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: comedy gold ()
Date: October 05, 2019 04:53AM

peep Wrote:
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> So, now there's someone posting about
> ••••• and •••••
> •'••••••••, which I'm sure I'll
> be blamed for and hear about in the morning.
>
> However I can honestly say that I'm not
> responsible for it. In 15 days, Monique will be
> released and the outcome is anyone's guess.
>
> Many FFXU users have warned me and I've failed to
> realize the significance of their warnings until I
> went back and read lots of old posts from Monique.
> For the next few months, I'm going to be very
> occupied with something called a life.
>
> Until next time.


LOL
no job
no money
live off mommy
no friends

"something called a life" bwahahaahaahahaaaaaahahahahaa!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: this better not be miz....... ()
Date: October 05, 2019 05:17AM

comedy gold Wrote:
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> peep Wrote:

> LOL
> no job
> no money
> live off mommy
> no friends
>
> "something called a life"
> bwahahaahaahahaaaaaahahahahaa!


No job, no money, sponge off family, no friends, describes most of peep's detractors...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 05, 2019 05:49AM

comedy gold Wrote:
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> no job



Speaking of, it's about time for me to go to that. I won't be checking back here for the rest of today. Going to be busy with that job I "don't have." Have fun obsessing over me all day. I guess that makes me the one living in your head....rent free.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 10 days! Woo-hoo! ()
Date: October 05, 2019 01:14PM

winning!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 10-9-8-7... ()
Date: October 06, 2019 05:08AM

final countdown for miz...

Finally, the chickens are coming home to rost.......Or is that monkeys????

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: roost, not rost ()
Date: October 06, 2019 05:09AM

Oh, PYBR!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: <10 days!!!!! ()
Date: October 06, 2019 04:44PM

I hope everybody is nice to lizzie when she comes back. When she claims she was queen of the prison, that she made hundreds of valuable new contacts in the joint, and that the whole experience was the best thing that ever happened to her, just humor her.......

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Manic Monday ()
Date: October 06, 2019 05:47PM

So posts like this are deemed unacceptable?
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: unnaceptable ()
Date: October 06, 2019 06:17PM

doesn't even look like lizzie who is more of a babboon

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Only a few more days Miz ()
Date: October 07, 2019 05:57PM

lol

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: fleep ()
Date: October 07, 2019 06:19PM

hi mizzy

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: little mo peep ()
Date: October 07, 2019 07:39PM

one week left! lizzie is almost home!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: begin the final countdown ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:55PM

miz is shitting the bottom of his drawers! He is the one responsible for lizzie's long absence. I anticipate that there are some rage issues to be worked out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: why are peep and eesh fighting? ()
Date: October 07, 2019 09:57PM

I mean, they have often sparred before, but now they really seem to be going relentlessly at each other's throats. Did some specific event ignite this?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: poke, poke ()
Date: October 07, 2019 10:05PM

Peepy-poo loves eeshykins and wants attention. Fun fact: peepy-poo thinks everyone is eesh, especially when they are not. It's hilarious -- like going to the zoo and tapping on the animal's cages or poking a stick at them. This could be a model for future interactive entertainment.

-signed, peepy-poo's unrequited love interest, eeshykins.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: anyhow. who goes to jail next? ()
Date: October 07, 2019 10:12PM

Will it be lizzie heading straight back to the slam? Or eesh? Or peep or megan, or maybe even miz for something pedophilia-related.

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