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NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
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4kWG6
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Date: September 15, 2016 03:15PM
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
kWbNL
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Date: September 15, 2016 03:21PM
Why would you post something like that? That's just nasty! All of them must way 180lbs or more! How could anyone go down on that!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Slim Fast Now!
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Date: September 15, 2016 03:49PM
JESUS!
Have some respect for people eating a late lunch. Now I feel ill and can't eat anything!
Have some respect for people eating a late lunch. Now I feel ill and can't eat anything!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Alexander Smith
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Date: September 15, 2016 03:53PM
It might be a hoax. Way to ugly to be real.
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
ediotz
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Date: September 15, 2016 04:21PM
They look like cattle being lead to the slaughterhouse.
Bet the photographer was dangling a twinkie in front of them.
Bet the photographer was dangling a twinkie in front of them.
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Fat Fuckers!
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Date: September 15, 2016 04:30PM
ediotz Wrote:
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> They look like cattle being lead to the
> slaughterhouse.
> Bet the photographer was dangling a twinkie in
> front of them.
Why waste a twinkie. A stick of butter will have them running to eat it. Just get out of the way fast or you'll get trampled by the fat fucks.
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> They look like cattle being lead to the
> slaughterhouse.
> Bet the photographer was dangling a twinkie in
> front of them.
Why waste a twinkie. A stick of butter will have them running to eat it. Just get out of the way fast or you'll get trampled by the fat fucks.
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Baby got back
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Date: September 15, 2016 05:21PM
Is Yahoo the Onion now?
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Yallcrazy
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Date: September 15, 2016 06:35PM
You mfers crazy. You just can't handle a real woman like that. Shiiiit. I'd love to get me some of that. What, you want some anorexic bitch you going to break if you start getting rough? Gtfo. Obese bitches? Nah, but I come from the '80s, I love the big ladies! Besides, you lay the pipe right, you fin to get a bag of weed or a new Xbox or some shit. Get your mind right and keep your game tight!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
mmmmm! HAMbeasts!
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Date: September 15, 2016 11:40PM
That's why I love meg and lizzie! I love Hambeasts!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Will fuck for Xbox
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Date: September 15, 2016 11:52PM
Yallcrazy Wrote:
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> You mfers crazy. You just can't handle a real
> woman like that. Shiiiit. I'd love to get me some
> of that. What, you want some anorexic bitch you
> going to break if you start getting rough? Gtfo.
> Obese bitches? Nah, but I come from the '80s, I
> love the big ladies! Besides, you lay the pipe
> right, you fin to get a bag of weed or a new Xbox
> or some shit. Get your mind right and keep your
> game tight!
So you are a man "from the '80s" but you bang women and try to get Xboxes out of them. You must be a real winner...
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> You mfers crazy. You just can't handle a real
> woman like that. Shiiiit. I'd love to get me some
> of that. What, you want some anorexic bitch you
> going to break if you start getting rough? Gtfo.
> Obese bitches? Nah, but I come from the '80s, I
> love the big ladies! Besides, you lay the pipe
> right, you fin to get a bag of weed or a new Xbox
> or some shit. Get your mind right and keep your
> game tight!
So you are a man "from the '80s" but you bang women and try to get Xboxes out of them. You must be a real winner...
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
No shit!
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Date: September 15, 2016 11:59PM
Guy's in his forties, and needs a girlfriend to buy weed for him.
Dude, most people past 18, if they want an X-box, they just take a couple hour's pay and freakin' buy one.
Dude, most people past 18, if they want an X-box, they just take a couple hour's pay and freakin' buy one.
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Hambeast
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Date: September 16, 2016 01:25AM
mmmmm! HAMbeasts! Wrote:
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> That's why I love meg and lizzie! I love
> Hambeasts!
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> That's why I love meg and lizzie! I love
> Hambeasts!
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Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
TrumpTrump
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Date: September 16, 2016 03:17AM
It's An Obama Nation!!!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Plus size
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Date: September 16, 2016 09:42AM
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Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Conservatardcucks
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Date: September 16, 2016 09:47AM
Modern food processing supports big pharma by causing a host of diseases. Young people are now obese because they eat processed food most of the time and do little exercise. Oh and its especially a RedState occurance
Conservatardcucks cost us billions in healthcare because they are gluttons without control or money to eat well.
Conservatardcucks cost us billions in healthcare because they are gluttons without control or money to eat well.Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
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Fat bitches are the bomb!
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Date: September 16, 2016 09:57AM
I really, really think that fat women that are proportionate are sexy as fuck! I don't care how overweight they are, if they have proportionate tits and asses, bring them on! ALL.DAY.LONG!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Hambeast
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Date: September 16, 2016 10:00AM
Fat bitches are the bomb! Wrote:
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> I really, really think that fat women that are
> proportionate are sexy as fuck! I don't care how
> overweight they are, if they have proportionate
> tits and asses, bring them on! ALL.DAY.LONG!
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> I really, really think that fat women that are
> proportionate are sexy as fuck! I don't care how
> overweight they are, if they have proportionate
> tits and asses, bring them on! ALL.DAY.LONG!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Fat bitches are the bomb!
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Date: September 16, 2016 10:08AM
She has to suck my cock and swallow!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Pinch hitter
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Date: September 16, 2016 10:15AM
Would hit in a pinch.
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Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Lizzieisgross
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Date: September 16, 2016 10:51AM
Lizzie is disgusting. All that pent up angst and anger is a result of not getting the dick in...forever. there's not enough rum in the world that would make me hit that
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
NEeE3
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Date: September 16, 2016 10:55AM
Pinch hitter Wrote:
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> Would hit in a pinch.
Just remember if women wear big panties then there are big things in her panties! Don't forget to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. it's also going to smell pretty bad down there!
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> Would hit in a pinch.
Just remember if women wear big panties then there are big things in her panties! Don't forget to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. it's also going to smell pretty bad down there!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
Fat bitches are the bomb!
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Date: September 16, 2016 11:08AM
I won't bother with stanky poon! If she ain't clean, then I don't go down!
ALL women have their own odor and taste. No two smell / taste the same.
Just because they're big doesn't mena that they don't take care of themselves.
I'm happy to take what the others don't want. More fun for me to have!
ALL women have their own odor and taste. No two smell / taste the same.
Just because they're big doesn't mena that they don't take care of themselves.
I'm happy to take what the others don't want. More fun for me to have!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
NippleChuck
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Date: September 16, 2016 11:10AM
Beast Bang. Hideous!
Nip
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Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
4Pxmh
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Date: September 16, 2016 02:19PM
So often models look like they should be in telethons for starving women in some third world country, or poster girls for anorexia. Let's also remember it isn't these models' job to provide you with jerk off material. It is their job to help sell clothes. These plus size models probably do a better job of selling clothes to plus sized women than Kate Moss would have.
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Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 16, 2016 02:22PM
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Posted by:
NippleChuck
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Date: September 16, 2016 02:27PM
^^^
The middle one looks like Fiona.
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The middle one looks like Fiona.
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Posted by:
And my line-up is.....
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Date: September 16, 2016 02:32PM
I would fuck them in that exact order 1, 2, 3!
Re: NO, NO, NO, NO....THIS IS NOT SEXY BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT!!!! WTF?!?!?!?
Posted by:
pinch hitter
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Date: September 17, 2016 06:17AM
NEeE3 Wrote:
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> Pinch hitter Wrote:
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> > Would hit in a pinch.
>
> Just remember if women wear big panties then there
> are big things in her panties! Don't forget to
> roll her in flour to find the wet spot. it's also
> going to smell pretty bad down there!
I bet you would hit this if it was offered to you.
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> Pinch hitter Wrote:
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> > Would hit in a pinch.
>
> Just remember if women wear big panties then there
> are big things in her panties! Don't forget to
> roll her in flour to find the wet spot. it's also
> going to smell pretty bad down there!
I bet you would hit this if it was offered to you.
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