Let's throw her a party. Are any special permits needed for public events at the I-66 rest area? Maybe during the event someone could take their Mustang to the car wash and have it cleaned and disinfected. Megan's weasel could probably use a bath as well.

Why does she look 45?

Because Megan has led a hard life filled with crime, drugs, deviant sex acts, alcohol, more drugs, and more crime. Megan lives or lived in the rear seat of a base-model Mustang parked at a interstate highway rest area, and back whe she actually lived in a house, she slept on a filthy bare mattress like her mentor William Moreno.

Gift cards are a good idea for people that can't be trusted with cash.



She seems like she would enjoy a party at Cracker Barrel or Bob Evans. I suggest the $100 card, that girl can eat.



https://www.giftcardmall.com/e-gift-cards/cracker-barrel-25-egift-card?gclid=CKzllc6Bns4CFQEmhgod0wgBIg

eesh Wrote:
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> Gift cards are a good idea for people that can't
> be trusted with cash.
>
>
>
> She seems like she would enjoy a party at Cracker
> Barrel or Bob Evans. I suggest the $100 card, that
> girl can eat.
>
>
>
> https://www.giftcardmall.com/e-gift-cards/cracker-
> barrel-25-egift-card?gclid=CKzllc6Bns4CFQEmhgod0wg
> BIg


Megan prefers green dot cards to anything else.

$20 is my limit, but I would attend a party if there was one, provide she promises there will be no weasel performances or purple-asshole-displays.

It could be fun to gather all the players together under a temporary cease-fire in a neutral place for a get together.

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> $20 is my limit, but I would attend a party if
> there was one, provide she promises there will be
> no weasel performances or
> purple-asshole-displays.
>
> It could be fun to gather all the players together
> under a temporary cease-fire in a neutral place
> for a get together.


that'd be nice, but team Miz would never respect the 'cease-fire', they would you the opportunity to the maximum to smear eesh's name further.

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> $20 is my limit, but I would attend a party if
> there was one, provide she promises there will be
> no weasel performances or
> purple-asshole-displays.
Smart attendees wouldn't wear anything short of this.
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You have a weasel, I have a monkey.

HapPYBRthday, from miz Wrote:
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> You have a weasel, I have a monkey.



Willy,


Don't talk about your girlfriend, Monique, like that.

Just don't take her for Chinese food, I was lucky enough to spot her at a restaurant and I heard her complain loudly, more than once to the waitress that "everyone that isn't American is being served before me!" and gesturing at the many non-white Americans dining there.

Bitch just cus I'm chinky don't mean I wasn't born here!

Bob Evens and Cracker Barrel sound just about right for her fat racist ass, but I ain't buying her shit.

Party Locations Wrote:
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> Just don't take her for Chinese food, I was lucky
> enough to spot her at a restaurant and I heard her
> complain loudly, more than once to the waitress
> that "everyone that isn't American is being served
> before me!" and gesturing at the many non-white
> Americans dining there.
>
> Bitch just cus I'm chinky don't mean I wasn't born
> here!
>
> Bob Evens and Cracker Barrel sound just about
> right for her fat racist ass, but I ain't buying
> her shit.

Damn dude. Considering all the entertainment fodder Megan provides, cut her some slack for one day. She may be an idiotic weasel-abusing, drug-abusing, hep-C infected, alcoholic, serial criminal.... but she is our idiotic weasel-abusing, drug-abusing, hep-C infected, alcoholic, serial criminal. There is a human being under all that fat and weasel fur. One can hope she is coming to her senses.

http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/news/

Make sure you RSVP to the correct person.
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Megan's wedding and reception were held at the first I66 rest stop. The wedding banquet/concession stand consisted of marked up items from the vending machines. This picture was taken by the bathrooms.
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perhaps she can be reformed Wrote:
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> Party Locations Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just don't take her for Chinese food, I was
> lucky
> > enough to spot her at a restaurant and I heard
> her
> > complain loudly, more than once to the waitress
> > that "everyone that isn't American is being
> served
> > before me!" and gesturing at the many non-white
> > Americans dining there.
> >
> > Bitch just cus I'm chinky don't mean I wasn't
> born
> > here!
> >
> > Bob Evens and Cracker Barrel sound just about
> > right for her fat racist ass, but I ain't
> buying
> > her shit.
>
> Damn dude. Considering all the entertainment
> fodder Megan provides, cut her some slack for one
> day. She may be an idiotic weasel-abusing,
> drug-abusing, hep-C infected, alcoholic, serial
> criminal.... but she is our idiotic
> weasel-abusing, drug-abusing, hep-C infected,
> alcoholic, serial criminal. There is a human
> being under all that fat and weasel fur. One can
> hope she is coming to her senses.

You forgot she also murdered a boyfriend.

I wonder if she will have any more children before 40....

that'd be fun to invade with squirtguns full of dumpster juice.

Stupid Ediots Wrote:
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> perhaps she can be reformed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Party Locations Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just don't take her for Chinese food, I was
> > lucky
> > > enough to spot her at a restaurant and I
> heard
> > her
> > > complain loudly, more than once to the
> waitress
> > > that "everyone that isn't American is being
> > served
> > > before me!" and gesturing at the many
> non-white
> > > Americans dining there.
> > >
> > > Bitch just cus I'm chinky don't mean I wasn't
> > born
> > > here!
> > >
> > > Bob Evens and Cracker Barrel sound just about
> > > right for her fat racist ass, but I ain't
> > buying
> > > her shit.
> >
> > Damn dude. Considering all the entertainment
> > fodder Megan provides, cut her some slack for
> one
> > day. She may be an idiotic weasel-abusing,
> > drug-abusing, hep-C infected, alcoholic, serial
> > criminal.... but she is our idiotic
> > weasel-abusing, drug-abusing, hep-C infected,
> > alcoholic, serial criminal. There is a human
> > being under all that fat and weasel fur. One
> can
> > hope she is coming to her senses.
>
> You forgot she also murdered a boyfriend.

It was not premeditated, and she didn't intend to kill him. The way she lied in order to avoid prison is a crime unto itself however.

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Birthday fun at Josh's place.



#goodfriends


#letsgetdrunk


#crackerbarrelfordinner
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That whole room looks like a cracker barrel.

That dude on the right looks like a cracker barrel.