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I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: dookie ()
Date: July 29, 2016 09:26AM

After work I'm gonna head over to my nearest KFC/Taco Bell, or the 5 dollar fill up with mash potatoes, Nacho's bell grande, A gordita Supreme and other disgusting offerings so I can go to the Moreno house and take a large, greasy, stinky, smelly, pungent and wet shit all over their welcome matt. And there's not a fucking thing they can do about it. If they call the police and I get caught, I'll just say it was a my "dark humor" that made me do that.

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Re: I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: LMB ()
Date: July 29, 2016 09:29AM

I took one on Louise Miller Basl's. In fact I wasn't the only one. Hey rumor has it that she was buried with a large sum of cash. So first one to dig her up gets to find the treasure.

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Re: I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: PhnatomShitter ()
Date: July 29, 2016 09:30AM

Please post a photo of your handy work.

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Re: I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: Do it ()
Date: July 29, 2016 01:47PM

Do it now

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Re: I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: Mr. Hankey ()
Date: July 29, 2016 01:49PM

What a shitty idea.


Sorry, had to do it.

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Re: I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: Dent Head Poops. LIVE! ()
Date: August 08, 2016 08:20PM

Still no pics. What is wrong with you?!?

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Re: I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: A PYBR! ()
Date: August 09, 2016 12:09AM

A Poop Yellow Brick Road!

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Re: I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: Zoo tramp Marie ()
Date: August 09, 2016 12:59AM

dookie Wrote:
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> After work I'm gonna head over to my nearest
> KFC/Taco Bell, or the 5 dollar fill up with mash
> potatoes, Nacho's bell grande, A gordita Supreme
> and other disgusting offerings so I can go to the
> Moreno house and take a large, greasy, stinky,
> smelly, pungent and wet shit all over their
> welcome matt. And there's not a fucking thing they
> can do about it. If they call the police and I get
> caught, I'll just say it was a my "dark humor"
> that made me do that.



Just imagine what Miz looked like as a baby.
They will probably think someone abandoned a child on their doorstep.

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Re: I'm gonna take a big heaping, greasy, stinky, heaping dump on the Moreno's front porch
Posted by: 99NE7 ()
Date: August 09, 2016 02:26AM

do you know where there are though?

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