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Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
Hold It Forever
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Date: July 25, 2016 11:04AM
I just took a mean and funky shit at work! Normally I would try to hold it until I got home, but it's 11:00 AM and I can't hold it that long! Anyone else shit at work?
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
Turd Burglar
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Date: July 25, 2016 11:12AM
I take several shits a day at work, never any problems.
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
Sooper Pooper
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Date: July 25, 2016 11:24AM
I love getting paid to poop. I hold it when I'm not at work, so I can cash in when I'm on the clock.
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
cdJnt
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Date: July 25, 2016 11:34AM
In the 1990's, when the radio warned businesses that hiring illegals was illegal ...
It was well known that illegals were "surviving" in the area by using public bathrooms as sHIT AND SHOWER for free (perhaps living from a car or with friend).
Area stores began installing "coin operated toilets". They also got strict on their policy "YOU MUST BUY SOMETHING TO USE THE BATHROOM". (always a policy - though not much enforced during 1980's - enforced some places though)
However, fast forward to 2016: the coin ops are mostly removed from toilets and no one follows policy.
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Hillary an Obama story on that:
"fairfax was always full of free-ranging illegals and doedn have laws against it. what are you talking about?"
It was well known that illegals were "surviving" in the area by using public bathrooms as sHIT AND SHOWER for free (perhaps living from a car or with friend).
Area stores began installing "coin operated toilets". They also got strict on their policy "YOU MUST BUY SOMETHING TO USE THE BATHROOM". (always a policy - though not much enforced during 1980's - enforced some places though)
However, fast forward to 2016: the coin ops are mostly removed from toilets and no one follows policy.
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Hillary an Obama story on that:
"fairfax was always full of free-ranging illegals and doedn have laws against it. what are you talking about?"
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
jJxPL
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Date: July 25, 2016 11:36AM
no el bano
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Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
really?
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Date: July 25, 2016 11:46AM
I never saw a coin-operated toilet in Fairfax County. Where were they?
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
Gerry's World
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Date: July 25, 2016 11:48AM
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
Poo Poo Platter
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Date: July 25, 2016 03:51PM
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
HR PoopNStuff
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Date: July 26, 2016 12:59AM
Post work shit only. I hold it or schedule a long lunch to go on a bombing run on my own ivory tower.
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
I pooped
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Date: July 26, 2016 12:14PM
I don't usually shit at work but I've made an exception twice today so far. On a related note, I'm never ordering my food as "Thai Spicy" again.
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
native1962
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Date: July 26, 2016 10:14PM
Can you say $65,625.00 that's what I have been paid to defecate. 35 years 15 mjn a day $30 hr average. Oh ya that would be 8,750 poops and 350 rolls of toilet tissue and of course 6 gal of hand soap. I'm a mathematician so my figures are correct. The volume would be 110 cu ft. or 6,652.5 lbs. The price of one of my steamers cost the employer $10 a pound and $7.50 a day. included in this breakdown is 615 gallons of urine at a whopping $106 a gallon to the employer.
Re: Do You Shit At Work?
Posted by:
yTFNv
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Date: July 27, 2016 01:45PM
In the 1990's, when the radio warned businesses that hiring illegals was illegal ...
It was well known that illegals were "surviving" in the area by using public bathrooms as sHIT AND SHOWER for free (perhaps living from a car or with friend).
Area stores began installing "coin operated toilets". They also got strict on their policy "YOU MUST BUY SOMETHING TO USE THE BATHROOM". (always a policy - though not much enforced during 1980's - enforced some places though)
However, fast forward to 2016: the coin ops are mostly removed from toilets and no one follows policy.
----------------------------
Hillary an Obama story on that:
"fairfax was always full of free-ranging illegals and doedn have laws against it. what are you talking about?"
It was well known that illegals were "surviving" in the area by using public bathrooms as sHIT AND SHOWER for free (perhaps living from a car or with friend).
Area stores began installing "coin operated toilets". They also got strict on their policy "YOU MUST BUY SOMETHING TO USE THE BATHROOM". (always a policy - though not much enforced during 1980's - enforced some places though)
However, fast forward to 2016: the coin ops are mostly removed from toilets and no one follows policy.
----------------------------
Hillary an Obama story on that:
"fairfax was always full of free-ranging illegals and doedn have laws against it. what are you talking about?"