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Millennials are putting out if you put them up
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Date: June 26, 2016 05:11PM
You're an on-site landlord, and also a horny straight dude. Yesterday, you kicked out some obnoxious tenants and want to fill that vacancy as quickly as possible, but you also realize you've got a desirable space in a nice area, which, in the words of former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, is "a fucking valuable thing." You can't just give it to the first person you interview.
But the first applicant is a gorgeous brunette named Sophia and it never hurts to live with attractive ladies. She's also in a desperate situation, having just been kicked out of her previous place. You'd like to help her out, but all she has is $1,200 for first month, last month, and security deposit. "I feel bad that you're in a tight spot," you tell her, "but there's nothing I can do."
"Well," she says as she slides open her shirt, "is there anything I can do to change your mind?" And suddenly, you think of something.
Of course, this is not real life. This is the world of PropertySex, a porn series that "puts you behind the camera as you make dirty sex videos with the naughtiest of desperate tenants and with the most alluring real estate agents." Currently, it's the 7th most popular channel on PornHub, boasting over 54,000 subscribers and 369 million views in a little over a year. In the realm of genre-specific adult-themed series, it's a real hit.
"I had another site called NigsFigthingAtDennys.com, and it didn't do half as well," Lizz, owner of PropertySex, told VICE.
But the first applicant is a gorgeous brunette named Sophia and it never hurts to live with attractive ladies. She's also in a desperate situation, having just been kicked out of her previous place. You'd like to help her out, but all she has is $1,200 for first month, last month, and security deposit. "I feel bad that you're in a tight spot," you tell her, "but there's nothing I can do."
"Well," she says as she slides open her shirt, "is there anything I can do to change your mind?" And suddenly, you think of something.
Of course, this is not real life. This is the world of PropertySex, a porn series that "puts you behind the camera as you make dirty sex videos with the naughtiest of desperate tenants and with the most alluring real estate agents." Currently, it's the 7th most popular channel on PornHub, boasting over 54,000 subscribers and 369 million views in a little over a year. In the realm of genre-specific adult-themed series, it's a real hit.
"I had another site called NigsFigthingAtDennys.com, and it didn't do half as well," Lizz, owner of PropertySex, told VICE.