"This guy named Dustin comes into my Wendy's almost every day and orders 3 jr bacon cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets for lunch. He wears shirts with the sleeves ripped off, black jeans, has long hair, a beard, and smokes cigarettes. This dude is a total bro!"
Total bro or badly written super-gay rough trade fantasy? And you were so intimidated that you couldn't scare up your usual inappropriate shit? It would be the polite thing to do for when he plowed you later.
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