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Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH LAX Bad Ass ()
Date: June 22, 2016 05:56PM

This guy named Dustin comes into my Wendy's almost every day and orders 3 jr bacon cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets for lunch. He wears shirts with the sleeves ripped off, black jeans, has long hair, a beard, and smokes cigarettes. This dude is a total bro! So I go over to his trailer and we down like a case of natty ice. This bro even got like 3 cars on cinder blocks outside his trailer. So we jump in his car and he asks if I wanna have some fun. I said fuck yeah. So we go over to this old guys house who he said sexually abused him when he was younger. So we stopped by the Piggly Wiggly for some supplies. We egged the guys house, TP'd it, Dustin took a golf club to his car, and I pissed on his door. Dustin said the guy's old and can't clean it up hahahaha!!!! Then we drove down random streets knocking over garbage cans. We listened to metal the whole time and bought another case of natty ice. Dustin said that I could crash at his place instead of going back to Pascal's house.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: 8fuku ()
Date: June 22, 2016 06:36PM

this is the best you can come up with ? your whole storyline is stale. same ol shit.what a moron. why waste the effort on such a lame pretense

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: miz is stuck in a timewarp ()
Date: June 22, 2016 07:16PM

Exactly. Do you think it's the 70's or something? You can't get away with that shit nowadays..did you tp his trees and write cuss words in soap on his windows too? Hahahahaaa

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: broham ()
Date: June 22, 2016 07:22PM

WSH LAX Bad Ass Wrote:
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> This guy named Dustin comes into my Wendy's almost
> every day and orders 3 jr bacon cheeseburgers and
> chicken nuggets for lunch. He wears shirts with
> the sleeves ripped off, black jeans, has long
> hair, a beard, and smokes cigarettes. This dude
> is a total bro! So I go over to his trailer and
> we down like a case of natty ice. This bro even
> got like 3 cars on cinder blocks outside his
> trailer. So we jump in his car and he asks if I
> wanna have some fun. I said fuck yeah. So we go
> over to this old guys house who he said sexually
> abused him when he was younger. So we stopped by
> the Piggly Wiggly for some supplies. We egged the
> guys house, TP'd it, Dustin took a golf club to
> his car, and I pissed on his door. Dustin said
> the guy's old and can't clean it up hahahaha!!!!
> Then we drove down random streets knocking over
> garbage cans. We listened to metal the whole time
> and bought another case of natty ice. Dustin said
> that I could crash at his place instead of going
> back to Pascal's house.


You fuckin.. RuLe man.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 22, 2016 07:25PM

"This guy named Dustin comes into my Wendy's almost every day and orders 3 jr bacon cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets for lunch. He wears shirts with the sleeves ripped off, black jeans, has long hair, a beard, and smokes cigarettes. This dude is a total bro!"

Total bro or badly written super-gay rough trade fantasy? And you were so intimidated that you couldn't scare up your usual inappropriate shit? It would be the polite thing to do for when he plowed you later.


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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: June 22, 2016 07:31PM

You are good author!

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH LAX Bro Boner ()
Date: June 22, 2016 09:06PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> You are good author of gay porn.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: June 22, 2016 11:19PM

Yeah, i'm done here.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Kyle Loser ()
Date: June 22, 2016 11:42PM

WSHS Baseball Wrote:
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> Yeah, i'm done here.


Why because it gave you another SHOWER BONER?

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH Lax Badass ()
Date: June 22, 2016 11:56PM

Tired of all these naked pics brohans. Here's a pic of me chilling at Uncle Pascal's house. None of you pussyfoots want to fight me, I'd whip the shut out of your ass.


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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH LAX cock Lover ()
Date: June 23, 2016 03:21AM

This guy named Dustin comes into my Wendy's almost
every day and orders 3 large sausages and
chicken nuggets for lunch. He wears net shirts with
the sleeves ripped off, black jeans, has long
hair, a beard, and smokes cigarettes. This dude
is a total fag! Instant attraction! So I go over to his trailer and
we go down on each like 2 fags in heat. This bro even
got like 12" of cockmeat for me to lick. So we jump in his car and he asks if I
wanna have some fun. I said fuck yeah. So we go
over to this old guys house who he said sexually
abused him when he was younger. So we stopped by the Piggly Wiggly for some supplies.Lube, condoms and oh yeah, a cucumber. Dustin said
the guy's old and can't get it up so me and
Dustin jacked each other off instead.!!!!
Then we drove down random streets while stroking our dicks. We listened to Frankie Goes to Hollywood the whole time
and bought another case of Zima. Dustin said
that I could crash at his place instead of going back to Pascal's house if I shared his bed and slept on my stomach. I woke up with dried jizz all over my ass.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 23, 2016 06:03AM

Frankie Goes to Hollywood is actually really good, at least the Relax album is.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: time machine ()
Date: June 23, 2016 07:59AM

LOL Frankie goes to Hollywood and Zima. We've moved from the 70's to the 80's.
do they even make Zima anymore? Seriously I can't remember the last time I saw Zimas in a store rofl

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Broham ()
Date: June 23, 2016 10:10AM

WSH LAX cock Lover Wrote:
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> This guy named Dustin comes into my Wendy's
> almost
> every day and orders 3 large sausages and
> chicken nuggets for lunch. He wears net shirts
> with
> the sleeves ripped off, black jeans, has long
> hair, a beard, and smokes cigarettes. This dude
> is a total fag! Instant attraction! So I go over
> to his trailer and
> we go down on each like 2 fags in heat. This bro
> even
> got like 12" of cockmeat for me to lick. So we
> jump in his car and he asks if I
> wanna have some fun. I said fuck yeah. So we go
> over to this old guys house who he said sexually
> abused him when he was younger. So we stopped by
> the Piggly Wiggly for some supplies.Lube, condoms
> and oh yeah, a cucumber. Dustin said
> the guy's old and can't get it up so me and
> Dustin jacked each other off instead.!!!!
> Then we drove down random streets while stroking
> our dicks. We listened to Frankie Goes to
> Hollywood the whole time
> and bought another case of Zima. Dustin said
> that I could crash at his place instead of going
> back to Pascal's house if I shared his bed and
> slept on my stomach. I woke up with dried jizz all
> over my ass.

Awesome story bro!

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 23, 2016 10:49AM

Fuck you faggot! I miss Zima. I'm so out of touch with pop culture I still think that it's wrong to be a closeted homosexual. Which is why I'm still closeted and why I haven't had sex with my wife in 15 years. Also I have AIDS from fucking African boys with my dead Rhodesian soldiers. Is it wrong that I still jerk off to Rhodesian soldiers in short shorts? Faggots! I love high school boys

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH LAX FAGGOT ()
Date: June 23, 2016 11:06AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Fuck you faggot! I miss Zima. I'm so out of touch
> with pop culture I still think that it's wrong to
> be a closeted homosexual. Which is why I'm still
> closeted and why I haven't had sex with my wife in
> 15 years. Also I have AIDS from fucking African
> boys with my dead Rhodesian soldiers. Is it wrong
> that I still jerk off to Rhodesian soldiers in
> short shorts? Faggots! I love high school boys

^ Another "kyle" post. You mad bro??

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 23, 2016 02:26PM

WSH LAX FAGGOT Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck you faggot! I miss Zima. I'm so out of
> touch
> > with pop culture I still think that it's wrong
> to
> > be a closeted homosexual. Which is why I'm
> still
> > closeted and why I haven't had sex with my wife
> in
> > 15 years. Also I have AIDS from fucking African
> > boys with my dead Rhodesian soldiers. Is it
> wrong
> > that I still jerk off to Rhodesian soldiers in
> > short shorts? Faggots! I love high school boys
>
> ^ Another "kyle" post. You mad bro??

Let's have sex faggot. I want to slide my hot sweaty throbbing penis up your soft loose asshole. Just like I did with my dead rotting soldier friends in Rhodesia after they got shot. I fucked the shit out of their bullet wounds. They were too pussy to join the American Army that's why when they got killed no one cares because they died for a worthless cause. Thank god for dead Rhodesian soldiers! Fresh fuck meat

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 23, 2016 03:33PM

It's working great. You've got everybody fooled, really making me look bad. Maybe I'll just give up completely.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH LAX FAGGOT ()
Date: June 23, 2016 04:11PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> WSH LAX FAGGOT Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fuck you faggot! I miss Zima. I'm so out of
> > touch
> > > with pop culture I still think that it's
> wrong
> > to
> > > be a closeted homosexual. Which is why I'm
> > still
> > > closeted and why I haven't had sex with my
> wife
> > in
> > > 15 years. Also I have AIDS from fucking
> African
> > > boys with my dead Rhodesian soldiers. Is it
> > wrong
> > > that I still jerk off to Rhodesian soldiers
> in
> > > short shorts? Faggots! I love high school
> boys
> >
> > ^ Another "kyle" post. You mad bro??
>
> Let's have sex faggot. I want to slide my hot
> sweaty throbbing penis up your soft loose asshole.
> Just like I did with my dead rotting soldier
> friends in Rhodesia after they got shot. I fucked
> the shit out of their bullet wounds. They were too
> pussy to join the American Army that's why when
> they got killed no one cares because they died for
> a worthless cause. Thank god for dead Rhodesian
> soldiers! Fresh fuck meat

Damn "Kyle" now your posts are showing your gay as fuck fantasies. Complete gay as fuck faggotry.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: June 23, 2016 04:40PM

Mike Omeara Show Fan and WSH LAX FAGGOT, you are both giant dummies and you should both shut up. If you hate Kyle/Roy so much, why don't you go away. Find some other people to bother. Try adults instead of HS kids this time.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: SHOWER BONER ()
Date: June 23, 2016 04:57PM

WSHS Baseball Wrote:
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> Mike Omeara Show Fan and WSH LAX FAGGOT, you are
> both giant dummies and you should both shut up.
> If you hate Kyle/Roy so much, why don't you go
> away. Find some other people to bother. Try
> adults instead of HS kids this time.

Hey "Kyle" faggot gay as fuck loser, you said you just turned 19 in your fake stories, though we all know you are 50 in real life. If your fake character was real, which everyone on here knows is not, a 19 year old is an adult SHOWER BONER GAY AS FUCK CUM AND HAIRY ASS EATING FAGGOT.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 23, 2016 06:46PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> It's working great. You've got everybody fooled,
> really making me look bad. Maybe I'll just give
> up completely.

Nice try faggot. I have no shame confessing to raping kids. I was Rhodesia. Faggot US troops coming back with PTSD and getting discounts are pussies. I fought in a real war. Fuck all the US Army troops. Fighting for what? Faggots walk in my shoes.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH LAX FAGGOT ()
Date: June 23, 2016 06:52PM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's working great. You've got everybody
> fooled,
> > really making me look bad. Maybe I'll just
> give
> > up completely.
>
> Nice try faggot. I have no shame confessing to
> raping kids. I was Rhodesia. Faggot US troops
> coming back with PTSD and getting discounts are
> pussies. I fought in a real war. Fuck all the US
> Army troops. Fighting for what? Faggots walk in my
> shoes.

^ another post by the "Kyle" faggot.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Maverick Needs More Ass ()
Date: June 23, 2016 07:06PM

Hey Kyle brohan I'm sorry me and my gay buddies destroyed your ass when we fucked you bareback. I am also sorry my gay as fuck faggot ass beat the living fuck out of you that time you wouldn't swallow and we threw your ass off the train.

I have been thinking how I have never met anyone as gay as fucking gay can be and would to have me and my faggot gay as fuck buddies fuck the shit out of you again. We are hopping a grainer backs to Jackson bro and we all love how gay as fuck you are. I'll call you when I get in lover!

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Maverick Needs More Ass ()
Date: June 23, 2016 07:20PM

Gay as fuck faggot. The homeless guys and I want you to wear gay as fuck mesh shirt, complete faggot rainbow color light up fanny pack, rainbow light up glasses, faggot glow in the dark rainbow colored silk gloves and completely gay as fuck leather shorts like you did on the train when we all took turns with you. If you don't I will beat the living shit out of you like I did in Cali.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: June 23, 2016 08:49PM

You are both so jealous of Kyle/Roy that its really more sad then anything. I just wish you had of known him back when he pretty much ruled the school, maybe we would all be friends instead of you being big jerks all the time and full of hate for some random HS kids that you don't even know.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 23, 2016 09:18PM

By your own logic, why would someone want to be friends with high school boys, one with uncontrollable shower boners and another who couldn't graduate and has a fetish for shitting in public places? That's your creepy fantasy, 40 year old writer guy in only his briefs underwear with pasty white fat poking out over all the openings. You're on your own with that.

I would say your writing has gone downhill but to tell the truth it started out really sucking.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: GerryMandering ()
Date: June 23, 2016 09:20PM

Will you please just die already OP

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: June 23, 2016 09:26PM

He could of graduated, he just chose not to. Also, shut up.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH LAX FAGGOT ()
Date: June 23, 2016 09:44PM

WSHS Baseball Wrote:
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> He could of graduated, he just chose not to.
> Also, shut up.

So he chose to be a fake loser who works at fake Wendy's and has no future? And you get SHOWER BONERS when you shower with other dudes?

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: SHOWER BONER ()
Date: June 24, 2016 11:25AM

WSHS Baseball Wrote:
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> He could of graduated, he just chose not to.
> Also, shut up.

I heard "Erol" was one of the best "catchers" around if you know what I mean.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: oscarhater ()
Date: June 24, 2016 02:27PM

wshs baseball used the term " pretty much ruled the school" for the umpteenth time proving he's fake as no one would use that phrase virtually every post you stupid fuck.

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Re: Met a friend in Jackson
Posted by: WSH LAX FAGGOT ()
Date: June 24, 2016 02:37PM

oscarhater Wrote:
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> wshs baseball used the term " pretty much ruled
> the school" for the umpteenth time proving he's
> fake as no one would use that phrase virtually
> every post you stupid fuck.

Of course it is fake like all of the WSH LAX FAGGOT's made up friends he wishes he had in real life. Dude is a gay as fuck faggot loser who is 50 and still lives with his parents.

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