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Hey bro's i need your help. Right now I am packing only 1.6 inches of flaccid penis. Trying to improve the situation (safely) and without any kind of surgery or pill. My girlfriend doesn't have any complaints, but it seriously effects my morale. Anyone know any exercises or other non-invasive things I can do to safely and effectively extend my warrior? Thanks in advance guys
Hang weights from it. I'd suggest starting with a 20lb dumbbell and working your way up to 60lb or more. Remember, the penis is a muscle and like another muscle - it responds to a vigorous workout with serious weight.
OP dont bother - penis extension tips just never stay on. We used to keep tongs in our dorm room to help my roommate fish them out of his poor unsuspecting girlfriends - victims of false advertising. We used to call his girlfriends 'waitresses' all certain to receive a 'big tip' sooner or later.
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Vac-U-Jack! Wrote:
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> OP dont bother - penis extension tips just never
> stay on. We used to keep tongs in our dorm room
> to help my roommate fish them out of his poor
> unsuspecting girlfriends - victims of false
> advertising. We used to call his girlfriends
> 'waitresses' all certain to receive a 'big tip'
> sooner or later.
>
> (this message brought to you by EnlargeCo. makers
> of Vac-U-Jack! and Vac-U-Jack JUMBO!)
thanks for your concern, but I wasn't seeking out actual "tips" as in a product, I am merely seeking advice on how to naturally and safely extend my member to the male average length of 3.16 inches flaccid.