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They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: poor taste2 ()
Date: June 13, 2016 05:42AM

Many of the bar patrons escaped quickly because they already had their shit packed.

They were giving out free shots at the bar.


The people writing these jokes are sick fucks.

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: Poor Taste3 ()
Date: June 13, 2016 07:05AM

* They were dancing up a storm trying to dodge those bullets.

* When one patron was shot, he asked "Are you hitting on me?"

* Coors Light "Silver Bullets" were being served in abundance at the club that night.

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: 4q ()
Date: June 13, 2016 12:38PM

Too soon.

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: June 13, 2016 01:56PM

4q Wrote:
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> Too soon.

Not soon enough! Fuck you AND all those dead pole smoking faggots...

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: Blood bank ()
Date: June 13, 2016 05:35PM

Blood donors are still desperately needed!

Especially O negative and HIV positive.

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: sik fuk ()
Date: June 14, 2016 05:11AM

you people are sick fucks

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: On loop ()
Date: June 14, 2016 06:06AM

I keep watching this clip of a fat white gay dude with a hipster hat talking about how he stuck a finger in the hole in another guys back.

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: cocksuckers anonymous ()
Date: June 14, 2016 06:41AM

On loop Wrote:
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> I keep watching this clip of a fat white gay dude
> with a hipster hat talking about how he stuck a
> finger in the hole in another guys back.


Perverted fag found a new hole to fuck

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: Capt buttmunch ()
Date: June 14, 2016 08:34AM

On loop Wrote:
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> I keep watching this clip of a fat white gay dude
> with a hipster hat talking about how he stuck a
> finger in another guy's asshole.

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: Need To See ()
Date: June 14, 2016 10:46AM

Any photos of the carnage inside the joint?

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Re: They went to the bar for cocks but all they got were glocks.
Posted by: people person ()
Date: June 25, 2016 12:47PM

You people are sick. Those guys in that bar were hoping to get their cocks blown, not their heads.

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