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Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
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Date: June 01, 2016 06:52PM
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/02/2016 03:40AM by chuckhoffmann.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/02/2016 03:40AM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: If You Are a Sodomite, Fire Will Shoot Out of Your Butthole
Posted by:
fuckchuck
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Date: June 01, 2016 06:56PM
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Or at least that's what Dr. James David Manning,
> chief pastor of the ATLAH World Missionary Church
> preaches will happen.
>
> Here's the start of his sermon of April 12, 2016,
> titled "Harlem Nights And The Sodomites",
> available at
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXPxn_Mkns uote>I got a word from you. I got a word of
> knowledge, a word of prophecy, and I want you,
> preacher, to use this word of prophecy ever,
> whether, so ever you go.
>
> That God is gonna put a burning, God is gonna put
> a cancer in the butthole. God is gonna put a
> cancer in the butthole of every sodomite. Every
> sodomite's butthole, everyone that practices
> sodomy, from the day of this message, will get
> cancer in the butthole. Right there.
>
> It'll burn and burn and burn. You'll have to, the
> manufacturers will have to go into manufacturing
> chairs where people can stand up*, because they
> won't be able to sit down because of the burning
> in their butthole. Every sodomite, that way we'll
> know it's a sodomite, because he can't sit down.
>
> He can't sit down. He's got a burning in his
> butthole. He's got a fire, he's got a flame coming
> out of his butthole. He's got a flame, he's gotta
> have special asbestos diapers.In case
> you weren't counting, Dr. Manning uses the word
> "butthole" seven times in the first
> minute of a nearly ten-minute sermon.
>
> *At least in the portion of his sermon I've
> watched so far, Dr. Manning does not explain why
> people who are standing up would need chairs. Of
> course, given the popularity of the standing desk,
> can the standing chair be far... behind?
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> Or at least that's what Dr. James David Manning,
> chief pastor of the ATLAH World Missionary Church
> preaches will happen.
>
> Here's the start of his sermon of April 12, 2016,
> titled "Harlem Nights And The Sodomites",
> available at
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXPxn_Mkns uote>I got a word from you. I got a word of
> knowledge, a word of prophecy, and I want you,
> preacher, to use this word of prophecy ever,
> whether, so ever you go.
>
> That God is gonna put a burning, God is gonna put
> a cancer in the butthole. God is gonna put a
> cancer in the butthole of every sodomite. Every
> sodomite's butthole, everyone that practices
> sodomy, from the day of this message, will get
> cancer in the butthole. Right there.
>
> It'll burn and burn and burn. You'll have to, the
> manufacturers will have to go into manufacturing
> chairs where people can stand up*, because they
> won't be able to sit down because of the burning
> in their butthole. Every sodomite, that way we'll
> know it's a sodomite, because he can't sit down.
>
> He can't sit down. He's got a burning in his
> butthole. He's got a fire, he's got a flame coming
> out of his butthole. He's got a flame, he's gotta
> have special asbestos diapers.In case
> you weren't counting, Dr. Manning uses the word
> "butthole" seven times in the first
> minute of a nearly ten-minute sermon.
>
> *At least in the portion of his sermon I've
> watched so far, Dr. Manning does not explain why
> people who are standing up would need chairs. Of
> course, given the popularity of the standing desk,
> can the standing chair be far... behind?
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