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The truth about the Clintons, Trump, and you!
Posted by:
Fox News
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Date: May 08, 2016 01:42PM
By now, you probably are wondering what is going on with the 2016 Presidential Elections. Do not worry! I have the truth. I will brake it down for you in plane and simple english. Before I begin, take a deep breath. Remember, America is our homeland.
Now that I have given that introduction I can give you the truth. As you know, George Washington created America for liberty, justice, and for all. Back in the 1990s "President" Bill Clinton had an affair with an escort. Their activities took place on Airforce One, Marine One, and the oval office. This made Bill's wife (Hillary) very extremely mad. In order to keep Hillary from leaving him, Bill promised Hillary she could one day be president.
However, Bill told Hillary she would have to get some political expierance before she could become prsident. Hillary became a senator. In 2008 Bill told Hillary that this was her golden oppourtunity to win presidency. Unfortunately, Barack H. Obama came out of nowhere and humiliated Hillary. Obama graciously offered Hillary the position of Secratary of State. Hillary did a great job in this role. After a few years of service she "resigned" so she could begin planning her 2016 presidential run.
Bill told her that they would need to do something in order to guaruntee her win. One night they were busy yelling at eachother and Celeberity Apprentice was on their TV. They then realized they could use Donald Trump to help Hillary become president. The next morning they contacted their accountants to see how much money they "had in the bank".
Over a period of time they wined and dined Trump. Finally, when the time was right they proposed their plan to Trump. They explained to Trump that they would pay him $500 million and take away taxes on all his bussinesses and assests. In exchange Trump would have to do something for them.
Guess what?????? Trump has done that something. He has split the republican party. The GOP leadership is so pissed that they are going to have a third party canidate. This is going to guruantee Hillarys win. Trump will walk away happy and richer than ever. Bill Clinton will be referred to as the first husband.
So, where does this leave you? It leaves you with cankles, cackles, and crap for the next 8 years.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/08/2016 01:54PM by Fox News.
Now that I have given that introduction I can give you the truth. As you know, George Washington created America for liberty, justice, and for all. Back in the 1990s "President" Bill Clinton had an affair with an escort. Their activities took place on Airforce One, Marine One, and the oval office. This made Bill's wife (Hillary) very extremely mad. In order to keep Hillary from leaving him, Bill promised Hillary she could one day be president.
However, Bill told Hillary she would have to get some political expierance before she could become prsident. Hillary became a senator. In 2008 Bill told Hillary that this was her golden oppourtunity to win presidency. Unfortunately, Barack H. Obama came out of nowhere and humiliated Hillary. Obama graciously offered Hillary the position of Secratary of State. Hillary did a great job in this role. After a few years of service she "resigned" so she could begin planning her 2016 presidential run.
Bill told her that they would need to do something in order to guaruntee her win. One night they were busy yelling at eachother and Celeberity Apprentice was on their TV. They then realized they could use Donald Trump to help Hillary become president. The next morning they contacted their accountants to see how much money they "had in the bank".
Over a period of time they wined and dined Trump. Finally, when the time was right they proposed their plan to Trump. They explained to Trump that they would pay him $500 million and take away taxes on all his bussinesses and assests. In exchange Trump would have to do something for them.
Guess what?????? Trump has done that something. He has split the republican party. The GOP leadership is so pissed that they are going to have a third party canidate. This is going to guruantee Hillarys win. Trump will walk away happy and richer than ever. Bill Clinton will be referred to as the first husband.
So, where does this leave you? It leaves you with cankles, cackles, and crap for the next 8 years.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/08/2016 01:54PM by Fox News.
Re: The truth about the Clintons, Trump, and you!
Posted by:
6JuJn
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Date: May 08, 2016 01:46PM
Wow. Try spell check next time.
Re: The truth about the Clintons, Trump, and you!
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: May 08, 2016 01:49PM
It's the consequences of incompetance, inaction, intransigence, obstruction and demonization.
All that negativity takes its toll. Time to pay the toll man.
Maybe you rightards will decide to learn to govern again.
All that negativity takes its toll. Time to pay the toll man.
Maybe you rightards will decide to learn to govern again.
Re: The truth about the Clintons, Trump, and you!
Posted by:
Fox News
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Date: May 08, 2016 01:53PM
6JuJn Wrote:
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> Wow. Try spell check next time.
I cannot afford a spell checker since Hillary is going to tax me so much
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> Wow. Try spell check next time.
I cannot afford a spell checker since Hillary is going to tax me so much
Re: The truth about the Clintons, Trump, and you!
Posted by:
esmf
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Date: May 08, 2016 01:59PM
20% of Democrats support Trump so I guess he's split them too.
Re: The truth about the Clintons, Trump, and you!
Posted by:
FrankR.
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Date: May 08, 2016 02:15PM
Fox News Wrote:
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> > Wow. Try spell check next time.
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> I cannot afford a spell checker since Hillary is
> going to tax me so much
Ain't that the truth. Funny, but scary. Time to start penny pinching now. Will be interesting to see how the economy does over the next year in anticipation of a taxtard being elected.
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> 6JuJn Wrote:
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> > Wow. Try spell check next time.
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> I cannot afford a spell checker since Hillary is
> going to tax me so much
Ain't that the truth. Funny, but scary. Time to start penny pinching now. Will be interesting to see how the economy does over the next year in anticipation of a taxtard being elected.