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San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 04:06PM

Bros this place is sick! Everyone is so nice here. Weather is in the 60's today. Me, Candi, and Maverick are staying at a homeless mission in the city which gives us free food, a bed, and I finally got to take a fucking shower! We're flying a sign right now and made $36 already. This is an experience that everyone should do. It's really humbling. I learn to appreciate everything I have. Don't know when I'm coming home yet. Damn Pascal and his fucking bullshit. Come on the guy hasn't gotten laid in like...ever most likely. Anyways bros any of you in San Diego now or did you ever go?

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: May 06, 2016 04:41PM

We went to San Francisco once, a long time ago.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH SHOWER BONER ()
Date: May 06, 2016 04:53PM

WSHS Baseball Wrote:
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> We went to San Francisco once, a long time ago.

Fuck WSH ZIGGY STARDUST can't you make your SHOWER BONER EROL imaginary friend a little more interesting?? Uh I went to SF one time duh. Step up your troll game WSH ZIGGY STARDUST!

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:00PM

I sucked a homeless guy's dick for a cigarette. It was awesome.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: CorrectedQuoteBros ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:04PM

WSH LAX Drifter Wrote:
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> I sucked a homeless guy's dick Because I am a faggot. It
> was awesome.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:07PM

I'd think a hotshot like you would be able to slide into a supervisory position at any Wendy's in the world.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Vape ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:12PM

WSH LAX Drifter Wrote:
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> I sucked a homeless guy's dick for a cigarette. It
> was awesome.


The dick or the cigarette?

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:14PM

Vape Wrote:
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> WSH LAX Drifter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sucked a homeless guy's dick for a cigarette.
> It
> > was awesome.
>
>
> The dick or the cigarette?

The dick

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Fella T. Io ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:18PM

Was it the dick that was awesome or sucking it that was awesome?

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:19PM

Fella T. Io Wrote:
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> Was it the dick that was awesome or sucking it
> that was awesome?

Sucking it. I love having cocks in my mouth.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:22PM

WSH LAX Drifter Wrote:
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> Fella T. Io Wrote:
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> -----
> > Was it the dick that was awesome or sucking it
> > that was awesome?
>
> Sucking it. I love having cocks in my mouth.

Cocksucker.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:24PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> WSH LAX Drifter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fella T. Io Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Was it the dick that was awesome or sucking
> it
> > > that was awesome?
> >
> > Sucking it. I love having cocks in my mouth.
>
> Cocksucker.


Goatsucker

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 06, 2016 05:26PM

Your true colors show. You use your dumb shit to express yourself as a cocksucker.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 06:09PM

Hahaha look at all of this jealousy I love it! Exhausting your insults and calling me gay names. Wow, you all really need some help and need to get laid.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 06:13PM

Maverick has video of me sucking the cock. He's going to post it on the FTRA site. Tomorrow maybe I get to San Fran for some butt love.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Jealous is No One ()
Date: May 06, 2016 06:15PM

No one is jealous of your old ass eating hot pockets in your mom's basement Miz.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: miss me? ()
Date: May 06, 2016 06:18PM

file.php?40,file=231903,filename=WSH_Lax

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH Baseball ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:05PM

Kyle what's the masturbation scene like in a homeless shelter? Is is an under the blanket deal? Do you get to take a private shower? I'm thinking of following your lead and riding the rails this summer before shitty college starts.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSHS Baseball ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:07PM

First of all, that wasn't me. Second, I don't masturbate, its a sin.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSHS BASEBALL ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:20PM

WSHS Baseball Wrote:
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> First of all, that wasn't me. Second, I don't
> masturbate, its a sin.

To elaborate more, I like gay porn and feel sinful when I watch it 24/7. That's why I always get SHOWER BONERS when I see other naked cocks.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:27PM

That's okay broner Erol. That's why I ran out of the shower so fast because you got me hard the same way Maverick does! Remember after that happened when I told you how hot your SHOWER BONER got me and we spent the next weekend sucking and fucking while your parents were out of town? That was fucking epic brohan!

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 07:37PM

One more thing brohans. Maverick and I were getting plowed bareback by the 2 60 year old FTRA guys after beat the living shit out of us! I just want Erol, Brandt and Brandon to know we should use condoms when I get back.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:20PM

Hahaha more jealousy. You losers need to get a life. I can tell that you envy me. *sigh* I'm not gay. I'm the opposite in fact. I got so much pussy in Miami my dick got bruised. That's why I don't take offense to this. You'll see one day broskis. I'll have my face on the 1 dollar bill

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:24PM

And oh yeah, by opposite I mean I like to have bro Maverick grinding my ass while I'm poking some tail.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: WSH LAX Drifter ()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:51PM

Yo brohans! Maverick and I were in the shower at the epic homeless shelter we are at. Man brohans, Maverick is hung and I got an instant SHOWER BONER when I saw him. I was still sore from the 2 60 year old hobos that beat the living shit out of Mav and I and raped our asses but I couldn't help myself! Bros you are all jealous of me and my epic life!

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 06, 2016 09:06PM

It was clear from jump street that you were a heaumeau.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Well Duh ()
Date: May 06, 2016 09:18PM

Ever travel before?

I mean....Duh...

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Chris Gwynn ()
Date: May 07, 2016 01:35AM

You should hook up with Brett Davenport. He lives in Carlsbad and getting baked every day. Davenport gets laid more than carpet.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: Gerry Manilow ()
Date: May 07, 2016 04:27AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Your true colors show. You use your dumb shit to
> express yourself as a cocksucker.


It is a proven and well known fact that you lick goat asshole for your daily carb intake and you're attempting to insult a dude who sucks cock for pleasure. Go away, dirty ass goatlicker.

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Re: San Diego is bad ass bros!
Posted by: uuYt7 ()
Date: May 07, 2016 06:40PM

WSH LAX Drifter Wrote:
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> Bros this place is sick! Everyone is so nice
> here. Weather is in the 60's today. Me, Candi,
> and Maverick are staying at a homeless mission in
> the city which gives us free food, a bed, and I
> finally got to take a fucking shower! We're
> flying a sign right now and made $36 already.
> This is an experience that everyone should do.
> It's really humbling. I learn to appreciate
> everything I have. Don't know when I'm coming
> home yet. Damn Pascal and his fucking bullshit.
> Come on the guy hasn't gotten laid in like...ever
> most likely. Anyways bros any of you in San Diego
> now or did you ever go?


I was in San Diego all week; were you that homeless guy taking dick down by the docks? I waited for 20 minutes but there were 3 fat mexicans ahead of me in line so I gave up and found a loose female instead. By the way it rained all day Friday, so your weather assessment is questionable.

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