hey guys,

I'd like to make a generous donation to eesh's jail fund, but I'm unsure as to what sort of stuff he can spend it on. I got him a blue ray of Monsters University and one of those big party sized bags of cool ranch doritoes to share with his friends, but can eesh spend it at the prison gift shop? or does he have to use his money on vending machines or the mcdonalds on site

We miss you eesh!!! Everyone wishes you would come back soon, we love you buddy

lol @ Doritos in jail. Eesh will appreciate your humor.


...mot, prepared to be stalked next

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/06/2016 08:36PM by chuckhoffmann.

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> a commissary that only accepts
> cash.
>

not true, bought him a carton of smokes and a fruitpie

Damn shoving a blue ray up your ass. Doesnt get any worse than that.

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> My recommendation to you is to go ahead and eat
> the bag of Doritos, then shove the Blu-Ray up your
> ass and see if you can come up with a funnier post
> next time.

LOL OMG +134432

I

Chucks got his swagger back.

Or you could give it to chuck considering he is a life long unemployed loser.

Or you could Wrote:
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> Or you could give it to chuck considering he is a
> life long unemployed loser.


Not true. During the summer seasons Chuck Hoffman has been has been renting out his forehead as a projection screen for a second run drive in movie theatre.

Dwight Schultz Wrote:

> Not true. During the summer seasons Chuck Hoffman
> has been has been renting out his forehead as a
> projection screen for a second run drive in movie
> theatre.
Attachments:

Dwight Schultz Wrote:
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> Or you could Wrote:
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> -----
> > Or you could give it to chuck considering he is
> a
> > life long unemployed loser.
>
>
> Not true. During the summer seasons Chuck Hoffman
> has been has been renting out his forehead as a
> projection screen for a second run drive in movie
> theatre.


LOL

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> eeshfan14 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd like to make a generous donation to eesh's
> > jail fund, but I'm unsure as to what sort of
> stuff
> > he can spend it on. I got him a blue ray of
> > Monsters University and one of those big party
> > sized bags of cool ranch doritoes to share with
> > his friends, but can eesh spend it at the
> prison
> > gift shop? or does he have to use his money on
> > vending machines or the mcdonalds on site
>
> I'm unsure how he's going to spend a Blu-Ray and a
> bag of Doritos at a commissary that only accepts
> cash.
>
> If you want to donate to eesh's Loudoun commissary
> fund, you can do so in any of the following ways:
>
> Online: https://www.connectnetwork.com/portal
> (formerly offenderconnect)
> Telephone: 888-988-4PMT (4768) Commissary fund
> Kiosk: Located in the lobby of the Loudoun County
> Adult Detention Center located at 42035 Loudoun
> Center Pl. Leesburg, VA 20175
>
> From what I can tell, there's a $3.00 fee for
> deposits via the Web or at the kiosk, and $5.95 if
> you want to deposit via telephone, so even a spite
> deposit of $1.00 will cost you three times as much
> in fees.
>
> Also, Fairfax County ADC uses a different provider
> (Access Corrections) for their commissary
> accounts, and since eesh is going to be bouncing
> between the two facilities, you may want to wait
> until he's settled in at one or the other before
> depositing money in his account.
>
> My recommendation to you is to go ahead and eat
> the bag of Doritos, then shove the Blu-Ray up your
> ass and see if you can come up with a funnier post
> next time.


is it legal to send somebody a money order while they're in jail?

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very curious Wrote:
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> is it legal to send somebody a money order while
> they're in jail?

Why are you asking questions to things you aren't going to do? Sending money to that woman, teens, children and mentally ill people-stalker will end up with you next on his list.

Have a great time supporting a terrorist. Isis would love to hear from you.

Here's the link:

http://www.jpay.com/

go here first
https://vadoc.virginia.gov/offenders/locator/

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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>
> My recommendation to you is to go ahead and eat
> the bag of Doritos, then shove the Blu-Ray up your
> ass and see if you can come up with a funnier post
> next time.

Dang, ole Chuck getting quite bold with Basl locked away.

This place is descending into chaos in the same manner as Yugoslavia after the death of Tito

F7hwm Wrote:
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> Dang, ole Chuck getting quite bold with Basl
> locked away.
>
> This place is descending into chaos in the same
> manner as Yugoslavia after the death of Tito


Imagine when eesh gets back. Then imagine when he reads all the stuff posted about him, cries and goes looney again.

you failed room clean inspection

county rules are you cant get gifts on weeks you fail

(later that month: you cant ask for the money back, "it's policy")