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Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Mr. Vaper ()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:29PM

Is it next to the mass grave for all those dead right wing ass hat posters like WingNut, GunLover, Sgt Sandbags, True the Vote?

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:32PM

I'm on my 15th day of quitting cold turkey after 20 years of smoking. I get these intense 3 minute urges to smoke about 4 times a day still.

The sleep interruptions are wearing off now.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Mr. Dipper ()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:38PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I'm on my 15th day of quitting cold turkey after
> 20 years of smoking. I get these intense 3 minute
> urges to smoke about 4 times a day still.
>
> The sleep interruptions are wearing off now.

I went cold turkey and then switched to Copenhagen 32 years ago. Never looked back. No Cope. No Hope.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Wondering Wonderer ()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:40PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I'm on my 15th day of quitting cold turkey after
> 20 years of smoking. I get these intense 3 minute
> urges to smoke about 4 times a day still.
>
> The sleep interruptions are wearing off now.

Hey Gerry - where is the FFXU mass grave you buried all those right wing fucktards in? Are you the local contractor?

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: hjyVh ()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:41PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I'm on my 15th day of quitting cold turkey after
> 20 years of smoking. I get these intense 3 minute
> urges to smoke about 4 times a day still.
>
> The sleep interruptions are wearing off now.


Press thru ... sometimes deep breathing -- slow on the exhale helps to cope with the urges -- stick with it-- you'll get thru

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: April 04, 2016 06:59PM

Gerry still smokes a pack of peters every day.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Oh Shith! ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:18PM

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> Gerry still smokes a pack of peters every day.

It appears FFXU now has a walking dead problem - somehow that cocksucker True the Vote escaped from the FFXU mass grave.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Just Say Know ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:21PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I'm on my 15th day of quitting cold turkey after
> 20 years of smoking. I get these intense 3 minute
> urges to smoke about 4 times a day still.
>
> The sleep interruptions are wearing off now.

If you make it past 2-3 months you'll be so revolted by the smell of cigarettes you'll never really have an urge to go back. Hang in there G2.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: yw4LX ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:28PM

Just lit a fresh one here Gerry. Tastes soooooo good.


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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: EDhEL ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:28PM

Yeah, hang in there. The first few weeks are the toughest. It gets easier fast after that.

I quit 30 years ago and still occasionally want one though. You never totally get away from it. Hating tobacco companies helps. Fucking fuckers.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: tmtKC ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:30PM

So tasty. Nothing like the matchstick crackling and the first draw. Always tastes the best.


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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: 4bxdL ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:32PM

When that foam filter touches your lips....


MMMMMMMMMM... Tastes great even before you light it.


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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Ujpj6 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:35PM

Sometimes I only smoke about a quarter of a cig. The first part tastes so good. I love to pack the tobacco and peel the cellophane. It's like uncorking a bottle of fine wine.


Know what I mean?


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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:35PM

lol!

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: UxMEH ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:36PM

I smoke ONE CIGARETTE per day, in the evening when I get home from work.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:37PM

I can vape. I don't have to smoke. I'm a professional vapor. I don't want addicted to nicotine anymore. I can even vape zero nicotine if I wanted but I don't want be a bitch about it.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: m3GUd ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:37PM

I will stop for a weekend sometimes or when I do something with the family, but I generally smoke a little over a pack a month. Have for the past 25 years.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: myTcJ ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:39PM

I tried vaping, it's like taking a shower in a swimsuit. Getting a blowjob with a rubber on your jimmy.


I liked the first draw I took, but it went downhill fast. I stay healthy, work hard and play moderately. One smoke a day (and only part of one usually) hasn't taken my wind at all.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Hey gerry ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:41PM

Were you an adult when you started? Easier to quit if so I heard.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Colorado Koolz ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:43PM

G2 - get a medical marijuana prescription to help you quit smoking cigarettes. They sell these really cool THC gummy bears that are quite beneficial - purely from a medical perspective.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: btybvictimofeesh ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:45PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I'm on my 15th day of quitting cold turkey after
> 20 years of smoking. I get these intense 3 minute
> urges to smoke about 4 times a day still.
>
> The sleep interruptions are wearing off now.


good job! it gets easier the longer you go

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:45PM

I'm done, I quit. I don't need help. I haven't tried yet. I don't play games. I don't attempt things if I am not serious about it. Cigarettes are history.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: HEY GERRY ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:46PM

You must have zero discipline you weak piece of garbage. As much as you deserve lung cancer, hard working taxpayers will have to pay for you health care. Get your head out of your ass curry faggot!


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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:51PM

Gerry Glitter will be a big fatty libtard wearing stretch pantsuits, kinda like Hillary, or he could choose the mu-mu native look of his home country.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Interesting ()
Date: April 04, 2016 07:57PM

True the Vote is Eesh's brother.

Check it out:
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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: not interesting ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:06PM

I am going to reply to everything stupid Gerry says with an image of a pack of cigarettes. In no time at all this weak willed scumbag will burning a pack a day again.

And you shouldn't be able to buy cigarettes with an EBT card, my two cents.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:13PM

Gerry is a homo. He used to flirt with eesh, and he thinks the Boston Bomber is a hottie. Smoke on that shit Gerry Glitter. True out.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:13PM

not interesting Wrote:
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> I am going to reply to everything stupid Gerry
> says with an image of a pack of cigarettes. In no
> time at all this weak willed scumbag will burning
> a pack a day again.
>
> And you shouldn't be able to buy cigarettes with
> an EBT card, my two cents.

Your butthurt makes me happy. Feeds my soul. Helps me quit. Thank you for being you.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: oh, gerry,,,, ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:18PM

The friendly, welcoming crinkle of the cellophane as you open up that new pack.
An aroma of tobacco, redolent of crisp, dry autumn leaves, wafts out.
The first cigarette resists the tug of your fingers, as they are packed in there so snugly, but out it slides.
You put it to your lips, smartly snap the lighter, and quickly pull jsut enough on the cig to allow combustion to commence.
That first drag raises your heart rate ever so slightly, as a transient state of euphoria warmly embraces you. All is contentment...

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:21PM

lmao, why did that turn me on? Is that gay?

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: LhbNG ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:23PM

Gerry can't stay off this forum for a week , how will he give up smoking for life?


No strength.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: SwingNut ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:39PM

Just punked his old pal Gerryglitterer2. Gerry misses his daily beatings, He really wants WingNut to slap him around like a broken dishwasher.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:40PM

I banished Wingnut in shame. I'm surprised I found a rightard that had shame. I didn't think they existed.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Trump Supporters Know ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:47PM

Hey Gerry, Thinking is not what you do well.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 08:53PM

Now all that's left are rightard anonymous ankle biters and Vexxxed. Vexxxed is pretty much obliterated too.

When I first arrived this was a rightard cesspool. I cleaned this place up pretty good and gave it some class.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: I wouldn't say 'class'... ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:13PM

I would say you lend a certain Paki flavor to the place, which IS appreciated by some, and is a source of great merriment to many others.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Mr. Vaper ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:24PM

There is a lot of repressed Republican butt hurt in this thread.

Why would Trump right wing trailer park hate homos start stalking G2 on this thread?

Losers!

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: vaping4fags ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:28PM

I would rather get jaw cancer than vape.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: It's not so much stalking ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:37PM

it's that Gerry's a pest.
Now, for full disclosure, I am a left-winger more inclined to agree with Gerry than with the neocontardz. But I too get annoyed with Gerry. He simply lacks any effective skills of persuasion. All he manages to do is antagonize people. Every time he posts a pro-Hillary message, another Independent voter decides to vote Republican. He's that fucking bad.

In any case, with eesh absent, the forum needs a new bash target, and Gerry serves himself up as the natural candidate,

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:39PM

I crush conservative cockroaches with conclusive conviction.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: sometimes you do, Gerry, ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:42PM

but in the process you convert dozens of undecided voters into Republican voters.
So, it's a very pyrrhic victory.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Mr. Dipper ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:43PM

I respect Gerry's desire to quit smoking and 15 days is like a big deal - harder than booze or heroine. Go G2.

On the flip side - as a guy who voted for Joh Kasich in the primary - if you are a Trump/Cruz supporter and you have a beef with G2 - you need serious help. Brain transplant maybe - from a gay monkey.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: bitch got black eye ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:52PM

Matches the other one.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: I too feel that Trump sucks ()
Date: April 04, 2016 09:58PM

Mr. Dipper Wrote:
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> On the flip side - as a guy who voted for Joh
> Kasich in the primary - if you are a Trump/Cruz
> supporter and you have a beef with G2 - you need
> serious help. Brain transplant maybe - from a gay
> monkey.


But you have to admit - if Trump won the nomination and then the general election, Gerry's reaction would undoubtedly be priceless!

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Wondering Wonderer ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:00PM

Please - we need huge donations of Anal Ease to get "True The Vote" through this election cycle. He's prolapsed again people!

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Trump Supporters Know ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:13PM

Gerry is weak, and not funny or smart.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:17PM

Trump Supporters Know Wrote:
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> Gerry is weak, and not funny or smart.
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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:18PM

What flavor you vaping on Gerry?

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: gerry signed out ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:20PM

Jen Money Wrote:
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> What flavor you vaping on Gerry?


Safron Goat Semen

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:21PM

gerry signed out Wrote:
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> Jen Money Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What flavor you vaping on Gerry?
>
>
> Safron Goat Semen
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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: tadpole slayer ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:25PM

E'sprit de tadpole, con curry Po favor mariposo geraldo.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:25PM

How you rightards make me feel.
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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:30PM

Dance like a butterfly sting like a bee.
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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: FuckG2 ()
Date: April 04, 2016 10:42PM

Gerry is an asshole plain and simple. Another typical libtard that thinks his point of view is superior to anyone else's. A real ignorant faggot that ruined this forum. You get the point, he should not be.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Gerry is cool. ()
Date: April 05, 2016 12:12AM

He makes the BEST garlic naan at his folks' restaurant! His real name is Piyush, BTW. The last time I supped there, I revealed myself as a fellow FU poster, but 'piyush' kept insisting he wasn't Gerry. But I knew it was! In any case, the masala dosa is to die for, and for dessert you simply must try the mango pudding.

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Re: Where is the FFXU Smoking Lounge?
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:25AM

Gerry, have you tried the muffin man or any of the one hit wonder flavors?

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