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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: July 25, 2009 02:35PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> you are only saying its tacky because you've been
> outed. you must be very strong then cause everyone
> hates you, except for melissa but she's a lesbian
> it doesnt count.
Hey now! I count extra because it's my burf-day!
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
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> you are only saying its tacky because you've been
> outed. you must be very strong then cause everyone
> hates you, except for melissa but she's a lesbian
> it doesnt count.
Hey now! I count extra because it's my burf-day!
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 25, 2009 06:04PM
i had no idea im very sorry to hear that. happy burfday?
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 25, 2009 08:41PM
happy birthday, my wife's b-day was yesterday
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
SRE
()
Date: July 25, 2009 11:52PM
when then......... Happy Birthday Melissa!!!! I hope everything cam great!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: July 26, 2009 01:04AM
Thanks guys! :o)
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 26, 2009 05:25PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was being chased by an Ethiopian
Whats black and white and red all over
A sunburned zebra
What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?
Art
Lying on the front porch?
Mat
In the freezer?
Chuck
In the ocean?
Bob
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He was being chased by an Ethiopian
Whats black and white and red all over
A sunburned zebra
What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?
Art
Lying on the front porch?
Mat
In the freezer?
Chuck
In the ocean?
Bob
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 26, 2009 06:14PM
What about the one legged lady?
Eileen
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> He was being chased by an Ethiopian
>
> Whats black and white and red all over
>
> A sunburned zebra
>
> What do you call a man with no arms and legs
> hanging on the wall?
>
> Art
>
> Lying on the front porch?
>
> Mat
>
> In the freezer?
>
> Chuck
>
> In the ocean?
>
> Bob
Eileen
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>
> He was being chased by an Ethiopian
>
> Whats black and white and red all over
>
> A sunburned zebra
>
> What do you call a man with no arms and legs
> hanging on the wall?
>
> Art
>
> Lying on the front porch?
>
> Mat
>
> In the freezer?
>
> Chuck
>
> In the ocean?
>
> Bob
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 26, 2009 07:59PM
Mrs Miller can Johnny come out and play?
You know full well Johnny has no arms nor legs
We know. We are playing baseball and we need him for home plate.
....or....
We know. We want to put him on the hot sidewalk and watch him flop around.
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You know full well Johnny has no arms nor legs
We know. We are playing baseball and we need him for home plate.
....or....
We know. We want to put him on the hot sidewalk and watch him flop around.
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: July 26, 2009 10:46PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What about the one legged lady?
>
> Eileen
>
And if she's Asian?
Irene
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> What about the one legged lady?
>
> Eileen
>
And if she's Asian?
Irene
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 26, 2009 11:13PM
My wife liked that one
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 26, 2009 11:29PM
Cock sucking bastardo...
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
no haha 4 me
()
Date: July 28, 2009 10:02PM
You all suck and are very unfunny. I think you all should hang yourselves immediately. Oh yeah by the way YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. Eat dicks, enjoy.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 28, 2009 10:06PM
A Woman tells the milkman she needs 50 gals of milk.
Why so many? he asks
I want to take a milk bath.
Pasteurize ? he asks
No just up to my tits
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Why so many? he asks
I want to take a milk bath.
Pasteurize ? he asks
No just up to my tits
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 28, 2009 10:18PM
would you fuck a dyslexic woman? i would.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 28, 2009 10:33PM
That's not a very funny joke!!! (Well, except for the hang yourselves part) BOOOOOOO!!!!!
no haha 4 me Wrote:
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> You all suck and are very unfunny. I think you all
> should hang yourselves immediately. Oh yeah by the
> way YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. Eat dicks, enjoy.
no haha 4 me Wrote:
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> You all suck and are very unfunny. I think you all
> should hang yourselves immediately. Oh yeah by the
> way YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. Eat dicks, enjoy.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 28, 2009 10:41PM
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: July 28, 2009 10:35PM
> spunky Wrote:
> -----------------------------------------------
>I did have a fag of an uncle rape me as a child, maybe that also weighs heavy on my mind? He also was involved in creating my existence now, a real sucio! This guy also asked boys in school for sex for grades...he was a teacher!
funniest thing i've read all night
Date: July 28, 2009 10:35PM
> spunky Wrote:
> -----------------------------------------------
>I did have a fag of an uncle rape me as a child, maybe that also weighs heavy on my mind? He also was involved in creating my existence now, a real sucio! This guy also asked boys in school for sex for grades...he was a teacher!
funniest thing i've read all night
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Thurston Moore
()
Date: July 28, 2009 11:44PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Posted by: spunky ()
> Date: July 28, 2009 10:35PM
>
>
> > spunky Wrote:
> > -----------------------------------------------
>
> >I did have a fag of an uncle rape me as a child,
> maybe that also weighs heavy on my mind? He also
> was involved in creating my existence now, a real
> sucio! This guy also asked boys in school for sex
> for grades...he was a teacher!
>
> funniest thing i've read all night
So spunky is a guy? Wait, wasn't he married to "Sam" who is a marine lieutenant colonel?
Holy fuck I am confused. Is there some sort of site guide that helps noobs get up to speed on all of this drama?
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> Posted by: spunky ()
> Date: July 28, 2009 10:35PM
>
>
> > spunky Wrote:
> > -----------------------------------------------
>
> >I did have a fag of an uncle rape me as a child,
> maybe that also weighs heavy on my mind? He also
> was involved in creating my existence now, a real
> sucio! This guy also asked boys in school for sex
> for grades...he was a teacher!
>
> funniest thing i've read all night
So spunky is a guy? Wait, wasn't he married to "Sam" who is a marine lieutenant colonel?
Holy fuck I am confused. Is there some sort of site guide that helps noobs get up to speed on all of this drama?
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 29, 2009 12:05AM
I think spunky abused the word "fag" in BBlisters'quote. I don't think she was implying that she was a man. As far as I know, spunky has always claimed to be a man-hating woman.
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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>
>
> So spunky is a guy? Wait, wasn't he married to
> "Sam" who is a marine lieutenant colonel?
>
> Holy fuck I am confused. Is there some sort of
> site guide that helps noobs get up to speed on all
> of this drama?
Thurston Moore Wrote:
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>
>
> So spunky is a guy? Wait, wasn't he married to
> "Sam" who is a marine lieutenant colonel?
>
> Holy fuck I am confused. Is there some sort of
> site guide that helps noobs get up to speed on all
> of this drama?
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 29, 2009 12:08AM
i am not too sure on the whole situation, thats why i refer to "her" as IT. it's only suiting since we dont know the sex of many people on this site. Spunky being a man only makes that shit IT said even funnier. there should be a summary of some sort to help people catch up. even for people who know a little bit about this site, they have no idea
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 29, 2009 09:50AM
Boy this thread sure went south
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 29, 2009 03:04PM
i thank Melissa and Spunky for that. it was fun while it lasted, just let it die, let it die.=(
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: July 30, 2009 09:30AM
Q: What's purple and goes "putt putt putt?"
A: An outboard grape.
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A: An outboard grape.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 30, 2009 10:10PM
Whats green and goes slam slam slam slam
A four door pickle
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A four door pickle
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: July 30, 2009 10:17PM
just put the keyboard down and walk away. let the thread die in peace. dont beat a dead horse. thats just cruel
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 30, 2009 10:19PM
LOL
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Jokester
()
Date: August 04, 2009 07:04PM
Q. What's black and blue and doesnt like sex?
A. The girl in my trunk
Q. What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
A. The taste
Q. What do you get when you cross a gay-eskimo with a [insert persuasion of choice here]?
A. A snowblower that doesnt work
A. The girl in my trunk
Q. What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
A. The taste
Q. What do you get when you cross a gay-eskimo with a [insert persuasion of choice here]?
A. A snowblower that doesnt work
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 04, 2009 09:25PM
Q: How can you tell if an elephant's been in your refrigerator?
A: There's foot prints in the butter!!!!!
[works best if you read it with the classic little kid, r=w type, speech impediment.]
A: There's foot prints in the butter!!!!!
[works best if you read it with the classic little kid, r=w type, speech impediment.]
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: August 04, 2009 09:32PM
A woman opens her refrigerator to find a rabbit inside. "What are you doing in my fridge?" she asked "isn't this a Westinghouse?" queried the rabbit.
"Yes it is my fine furry friend " Was the woman responce. "well" said the rabbit I'm westing
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"Yes it is my fine furry friend " Was the woman responce. "well" said the rabbit I'm westing
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 04, 2009 09:42PM
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
Before the grasshopper can even tell the bartender what he'd like, the bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you!"
To which the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Gary?"
Before the grasshopper can even tell the bartender what he'd like, the bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you!"
To which the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Gary?"
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: August 04, 2009 09:43PM
see that is the exact reason i want this thread to die. look what it has come to. telling animal in refrigerator jokes. oh my.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 04, 2009 10:01PM
If you dial 7097556EL3ComputerFile93 what do you get?
A blister on your finger!!!!!!
A blister on your finger!!!!!!
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: August 04, 2009 10:04PM
no blood involved?
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 04, 2009 10:24PM
Only if you spelled out each number, and were being controlled by gamma light, would blood be involved.
edit: switched letter to number spooooo
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> no blood involved?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/04/2009 10:25PM by Harry Tuttle.
edit: switched letter to number spooooo
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> no blood involved?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/04/2009 10:25PM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:06PM
My Mothers favorite joke. Papa mole sticks his nose out of the hole in the ground and says I smell fresh air.
Mama mole sticks her nose out and says I smell fresh air.
Baby mole sticks his nose out and says I smell mole asses
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Mama mole sticks her nose out and says I smell fresh air.
Baby mole sticks his nose out and says I smell mole asses
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: August 04, 2009 11:26PM
i now see where you get your sense of humor.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: August 05, 2009 09:09AM
LOL
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Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 16, 2009 07:07AM
Sorry Bblistolz, I had to revive it.
Another "At your own risk" joke. You can only be mad at yourself for reading it!
Q: How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice in one night?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
(Oh SHIT! I forgot this site was being INVESTIGATED!!! WOOPS)
Edit: fucked up a font tag
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/16/2009 07:08AM by Harry Tuttle.
Another "At your own risk" joke. You can only be mad at yourself for reading it!
Q: How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice in one night?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
(Oh SHIT! I forgot this site was being INVESTIGATED!!! WOOPS)
Edit: fucked up a font tag
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/16/2009 07:08AM by Harry Tuttle.
Re: Oh You Got Jokes?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 26, 2009 01:41AM
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
to get to the second hand shop.
What's brown and sticky?
a stick.
What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's cock.
What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'
A man wanted to go for a walk with his pet millipede. Waiting outside for ten minutes, the man asked, "what are you doing in there?" The millipede said, "I'm putting on my shoes!"
A duck walked into a 7-11 and bought a chapstick. The cashier said, "That'll be 75 cents. The duck said, "Put it on my bill."
She choked.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
to get to the second hand shop.
What's brown and sticky?
a stick.
What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's cock.
What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'
A man wanted to go for a walk with his pet millipede. Waiting outside for ten minutes, the man asked, "what are you doing in there?" The millipede said, "I'm putting on my shoes!"
A duck walked into a 7-11 and bought a chapstick. The cashier said, "That'll be 75 cents. The duck said, "Put it on my bill."