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BusTED
Posted by: CheaTED ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:24AM

Dear me, it seems the Bible-pounding Lyin Ted has been getting a lot of action on the side. Three of his concubines have already been outed. Grab some popcorn, kiddies. This is going to be good.

Oh and remember the National Enquirer is the one who exposed Tiger Woods and John Edwards dalliances before the MSM.

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Cruzin ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:33AM

Ted Cruz is a total piece of ass, what woman wouldn't want to jump his bones?

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:47AM

Teddy Ted Ted
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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:48AM

Dam tooo big
Sorry

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: PerverTED ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:54AM

The Internet is piling on to the story! Bush says he's a fan of Cruz and it turns out Cruz is a big fan of bush.

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/94574273-8-things-you-need-to-know-about-ted-cruzs-sex-scandal

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Fat~Bottom~Girl ()
Date: March 25, 2016 08:57AM

PerverTED Wrote:
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> Bush says he's a fan of Cruz and it turns
> out Cruz is a big fan of bush.

+1

LOL!!!!

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: ugly inside and out. ()
Date: March 25, 2016 09:36AM

Personally I dont see how this is anyone's business but it is the Republicans so here we go. Those women should be given a medal or counseling or both - yuck!

Anyway, none of this even has to be true because Cruz is already very unlikable. If anything it seems hard to believe anyone would have sex with this guy - he is ugly inside and out.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Ted's crew ()
Date: March 25, 2016 09:57AM

Meet Ted's Ladies...

Katrina Pierso (works for Trump)Amanda Carpenter former Ted Cruz communications director/CNN contributor

Sarah Isgur Flores Republican strategist who used to work for the Carly Fiorina campaign

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: March 25, 2016 10:07AM

I'm starting to like ol TED!

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: TDNwv ()
Date: March 25, 2016 10:13AM

amazing how disgusting women will be to climb the ladder

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 25, 2016 10:18AM

He ain't tapin them chicks. Yeah right. Those are some high profile twats.

Don't believe it.
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Re: BusTED
Posted by: tasty ()
Date: March 25, 2016 11:10AM

tasty

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: word police ()
Date: March 25, 2016 11:33AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> He ain't tapin them chicks. Yeah right. Those
> are some high profile twats.
>
> Don't believe it.


Does Hillary know that you use the word twat?

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Gerry The Women Hater ()
Date: March 25, 2016 11:37AM

word police Wrote:
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> Does Hillary know that you use the word twat?

Using misogynist language is okay if it's for a good cause.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 25, 2016 11:48AM

I am allowed to use misogynist and offensive words. I do it to be funny not be offensive.

I'm not sexist, I love sex.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/25/2016 11:48AM by Gerrymanderer2.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Gerry The Women Hater ()
Date: March 25, 2016 11:53AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I am allowed to use misogynist and offensive
> words. I do it to be funny not be offensive.
>
> I'm not sexist, I love sex.

Read straight from the "How To Deny You're A Sexist" Playbook, Volume 3.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: nipnotsignedin ()
Date: March 25, 2016 12:22PM

EWWWWWW! Who would want to bone Lying Ted. Yuck! 2, 3, then 1, but only after much showering and scrubbing.

Nip

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Alphabet Agency #6 Trillion ()
Date: March 25, 2016 01:24PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I am allowed to use misogynist and offensive
> words. I do it to be funny not be offensive.
>
> I'm not sexist, I love sex.


It's a real shame then that you'll never actually have any besides with children and farm animals.... well, that is also not entirely correct because you would probably drug and rape a chick like most sand niggers fantasize about and follow through with.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 25, 2016 01:42PM

If you ever want to abstain from sex, just picture Ted Cruz's O-Face.

To get your sex drive back, just imagine punching him in the face.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/25/2016 01:43PM by Numbers.

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“THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS”
Posted by: “THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS” ()
Date: March 25, 2016 02:32PM

“THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS”

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Re: “THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS”
Posted by: MjGKJ ()
Date: March 25, 2016 05:48PM

“THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS” Wrote:
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> “THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS”


That is cute. Not bad at all.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 25, 2016 05:52PM

I like "Canadian Bacon" better.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 25, 2016 05:53PM

I couldn't have picked a better man in the entire country for Donald Trump to put through the meat grinder.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 25, 2016 05:54PM

It goes to show... Karma is a bitch!!!

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: A Female ()
Date: March 25, 2016 06:08PM

I can't imagine any sane woman boinking Ted (thank God). Nonetheless, it's probably true.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 25, 2016 06:10PM

A Female Wrote:
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> I can't imagine any sane woman boinking Ted (thank
> God). Nonetheless, it's probably true.

lol

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: You Ready for Hillary? ()
Date: March 25, 2016 06:15PM

My my my... seems all these "America needs to get back to family values" republicans don't practice what they preach.

You know democrats are waiting to release the dirt Trump. I bet Trump has some nice skeletons in his closet too!

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: buttthurt ()
Date: March 25, 2016 06:24PM

The point being it shouldnt matter what a person does in their private lives sexually. We are not marrying them we are electing them. That said its the GOP that have set the standard that affairs are bad for a president (but not Newt) so now we have one less candidate to consider because he likes sex. I personally blame Hillary for not keeping Bill happy.

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Re: BusTED
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: March 25, 2016 09:11PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I am allowed to use misogynist and offensive
> words. I do it to be funny not be offensive.
>
> I'm not sexist, I love sex.


The definition of a sexist. You’re such an idiot.

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