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1st night in a new jail for eesh!
Posted by: eesh has more fun than me ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:18PM

Wonder what was for dinner? Is it 'lights out' yet?

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Re: 1st night in a new jail for eesh!
Posted by: Ben Dover Queer ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:23PM

He was issued two pillows today in Fairfax. One to slide under his pelvis and the other to bite. I wonder what he is going to look like without being able to pluck those eyebrows for 60 days?

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Re: 1st night in a new jail for eesh!
Posted by: Fairfax man ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:37PM

Fairfax gets its revenge.

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Re: 1st night in a new jail for eesh!
Posted by: Salami and milk ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:41PM

eesh missed dinner by an hour and there is no lights out in the holding cell where he will be for the next 24 hours until classification

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Re: 1st night in a new jail for eesh!
Posted by: what are the demographics ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:46PM

Who will eesh's new roommates be?

white trash? Black trash? Drunks? Druggies? Wife-beaters? Child molesters? other stalkers? nutcases like miz?

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Re: 1st night in a new jail for eesh!
Posted by: salami for 2 ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:46PM

Why don't you move into the cell with him so you can observe closer?

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Re: 1st night in a new jail for eesh!
Posted by: arrrrrrrrr ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:47PM

Salami and milk Wrote:
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> eesh missed dinner by an hour and there is no
> lights out in the holding cell where he will be
> for the next 24 hours until classification


Salami and milk?
He'll be milking salamis

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