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Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Three
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Date: March 08, 2016 07:38PM
How do you think he's fairing?
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
cr43w3
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Date: March 08, 2016 07:43PM
just talked wit a jail guard that lives next to me and he is having the best sex of his life
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
silent farts
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Date: March 08, 2016 08:19PM
No noise, just stinky smell.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
eesh don't play
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Date: March 08, 2016 08:44PM
he stayed up all night the first night making a knife out of his tooth brush. he aiight.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
loaf puter
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Date: March 08, 2016 08:48PM
Pretends his pillow is a keyboard.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
improves his social life, really
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Date: March 08, 2016 08:57PM
His entire life WAS hanging out on FU, going out occasionally only to meet up with lizzie and stalk miz.
He'll actually meet a greater diversity (and higher quality) of people in jail. And bathe regularly, too!
He'll actually meet a greater diversity (and higher quality) of people in jail. And bathe regularly, too!
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
yeC7F
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Date: March 08, 2016 09:00PM
The worst part for him must be knowing that he is being attacked relentlessly on this site and is powerless to comment or even read what is being posted.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
He'll get his revenge
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Date: March 08, 2016 09:04PM
When he gets out, he will spend MONTHS reading the thousands of posts celebrating his loss of freedom, and then relentlessly tracking down and wreaking havoc on those who cyber-dissed him. Of course, this will land him back in jail. He'll be joined in lockup by Lizzie, who will have been arrested for motorcycle theft.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
lizzie
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Date: March 08, 2016 11:55PM
lol, yeah..just like I was locked up for laptop theft. Not!
This is my last post!
I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning
This is my last post!
I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Brooks was here
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Date: March 09, 2016 12:00AM
He is chiseling a hole through the wall with a tiny rock hammer. The hole is concealed by a full size poster of Mo. Soon he will belly through a sewer pipe to freedom.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
He is learning about Islam
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Date: March 09, 2016 12:02AM
from a Nation of Islam prison minister. He will be very different when he comes out.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
corner cunt
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Date: March 09, 2016 12:03AM
He is busy trying to get in shape by stretching his lips and asshole.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Party gurl
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Date: March 09, 2016 12:49AM
I hope as he is escorted to his cell he is being hit in the face with wads of cum from HIV infected inmates.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
in da know yo
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Date: March 09, 2016 02:59AM
eesh stuck an iphone 3gs up his anus and is posting from jail.
Eesh found the iphone 3gs the easiest to stick up his ass. The iphone 6 just wouldnt fit, and the 5 was a little bit uncomfortable too.
Eesh found the iphone 3gs the easiest to stick up his ass. The iphone 6 just wouldnt fit, and the 5 was a little bit uncomfortable too.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Eeshisafelon
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Date: March 09, 2016 04:26AM
in da know yo Wrote:
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> eesh stuck an iphone 3gs up his anus and is
> posting from jail.
>
> Eesh found the iphone 3gs the easiest to stick up
> his ass. The iphone 6 just wouldnt fit, and the 5
> was a little bit uncomfortable too.
there was a complete body cavity search done upon booking
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> eesh stuck an iphone 3gs up his anus and is
> posting from jail.
>
> Eesh found the iphone 3gs the easiest to stick up
> his ass. The iphone 6 just wouldnt fit, and the 5
> was a little bit uncomfortable too.
there was a complete body cavity search done upon booking
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
sure thing
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Date: March 09, 2016 10:36AM
lizzie Wrote:
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> lol, yeah..just like I was locked up for laptop
> theft. Not!
>
> This is my last post!
I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sorbet.
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> lol, yeah..just like I was locked up for laptop
> theft. Not!
>
> This is my last post!
I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sorbet.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
hooptiedo
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Date: March 09, 2016 10:54AM
loaf puter Wrote:
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> Pretends his pillow is a keyboard.
The irony is that with internet addiction he is literally having withdraw.
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> Pretends his pillow is a keyboard.
The irony is that with internet addiction he is literally having withdraw.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
So you want to be a unicorn?
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Date: March 09, 2016 10:58AM
sure thing Wrote:
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> lizzie Wrote:
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> > lol, yeah..just like I was locked up for laptop
> > theft. Not!
> >
> > This is my last post!
>
>
> I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and
> smells like rainbow sorbet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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> lizzie Wrote:
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> > lol, yeah..just like I was locked up for laptop
> > theft. Not!
> >
> > This is my last post!
>
>
> I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and
> smells like rainbow sorbet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
kePLt
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Date: March 09, 2016 11:22AM
in da know yo Wrote:
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> eesh stuck an iphone 3gs up his anus and is
> posting from jail.
>
> Eesh found the iphone 3gs the easiest to stick up
> his ass. The iphone 6 just wouldnt fit, and the 5
> was a little bit uncomfortable too.
Well after his stint in jail he'll be able to insert the iphone 5 & 6 into his anus without a problem. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!
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> eesh stuck an iphone 3gs up his anus and is
> posting from jail.
>
> Eesh found the iphone 3gs the easiest to stick up
> his ass. The iphone 6 just wouldnt fit, and the 5
> was a little bit uncomfortable too.
Well after his stint in jail he'll be able to insert the iphone 5 & 6 into his anus without a problem. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
no brainer
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Date: March 09, 2016 01:25PM
kePLt Wrote:
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> in da know yo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh stuck an iphone 3gs up his anus and is
> > posting from jail.
> >
> > Eesh found the iphone 3gs the easiest to stick
> up
> > his ass. The iphone 6 just wouldnt fit, and the
> 5
> > was a little bit uncomfortable too.
>
>
> Well after his stint in jail he'll be able to
> insert the iphone 5 & 6 into his anus without a
> problem. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!
+1. YA THINK?
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> in da know yo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh stuck an iphone 3gs up his anus and is
> > posting from jail.
> >
> > Eesh found the iphone 3gs the easiest to stick
> up
> > his ass. The iphone 6 just wouldnt fit, and the
> 5
> > was a little bit uncomfortable too.
>
>
> Well after his stint in jail he'll be able to
> insert the iphone 5 & 6 into his anus without a
> problem. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!
+1. YA THINK?
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: March 09, 2016 02:15PM
Isn't Eesh a veteran?
A few days in the slammer is nothing to a US Serviceman.
A few days in the slammer is nothing to a US Serviceman.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
enL3G
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Date: March 09, 2016 02:59PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Isn't Eesh a veteran?
> A few days in the slammer is nothing to a US
> Serviceman.
Don't know if he is a Serviceman but he does "service man".
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> Isn't Eesh a veteran?
> A few days in the slammer is nothing to a US
> Serviceman.
Don't know if he is a Serviceman but he does "service man".
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
eesh is an hero
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Date: March 09, 2016 03:49PM
I like people who don't get captured.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Ying Ko
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Date: March 09, 2016 04:07PM
eesh is an hero Wrote:
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> I like people who don't get captured.
"A" hero, Mr Safire. Besides, he's running the joint by now.
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> I like people who don't get captured.
"A" hero, Mr Safire. Besides, he's running the joint by now.
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Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
ozzy
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Date: March 09, 2016 04:31PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Isn't Eesh a veteran?
> A few days in the slammer is nothing to a US
> Serviceman.
There are vets that were nothing but bitches in the service. Eesh posted an article about it. It was a very disturbing article.
You know how he posts some shit in a clandestine way to hint at something to someone or a hint of admission to something? I think he was hinting toward his service with that article. I have no clue where to find it to link here
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> Isn't Eesh a veteran?
> A few days in the slammer is nothing to a US
> Serviceman.
There are vets that were nothing but bitches in the service. Eesh posted an article about it. It was a very disturbing article.
You know how he posts some shit in a clandestine way to hint at something to someone or a hint of admission to something? I think he was hinting toward his service with that article. I have no clue where to find it to link here
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: March 09, 2016 04:32PM
yeC7F Wrote:
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> The worst part for him must be knowing that he is
> being attacked relentlessly on this site and is
> powerless to comment or even read what is being
> posted.
By the same two people over and over.
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> The worst part for him must be knowing that he is
> being attacked relentlessly on this site and is
> powerless to comment or even read what is being
> posted.
By the same two people over and over.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
agree
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Date: March 09, 2016 04:51PM
William Moreno and Megan Toohey have created hundreds of anti-eesh threads and then replied to themselves repeatedly.
Those two are just as bad as eesh if not worse.
Those two are just as bad as eesh if not worse.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
fwgtrhrhvhrehehr
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Date: March 09, 2016 04:57PM
agree Wrote:
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> William Moreno and Megan Toohey have created
> hundreds of anti-eesh threads and then replied to
> themselves repeatedly.
>
> Those two are just as bad as eesh if not worse.
Worse. eesh is in jail and Misery walks free....go figure?
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> William Moreno and Megan Toohey have created
> hundreds of anti-eesh threads and then replied to
> themselves repeatedly.
>
> Those two are just as bad as eesh if not worse.
Worse. eesh is in jail and Misery walks free....go figure?
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
one down one to go
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Date: March 09, 2016 06:04PM
How can we get William Moreno in there with him? Preferably in the same cell.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
n4wYn
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Date: March 09, 2016 06:07PM
one down one to go Wrote:
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> How can we get William Moreno in there with him?
> Preferably in the same cell.
Can you imagine misery and eesh in the same cell. That would be priceless.
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> How can we get William Moreno in there with him?
> Preferably in the same cell.
Can you imagine misery and eesh in the same cell. That would be priceless.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
i5e444
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Date: March 09, 2016 06:09PM
heard Eesh was just released.. can anyone confirm ????
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
the bitch test
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Date: March 09, 2016 06:36PM
My old college roommate did 6 months of hard time for some shit before he turned his life around and he was cool enough to tell me some of his stories.
Eesh obviously isn't going to have to worry about his safety but he is going to probably get the bitch test a few times and if he fails even one of those tests he's going to end up walking around without shoes on because someone decided he was an easy mark and took them
Eesh obviously isn't going to have to worry about his safety but he is going to probably get the bitch test a few times and if he fails even one of those tests he's going to end up walking around without shoes on because someone decided he was an easy mark and took them
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Shawshank
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Date: March 09, 2016 06:39PM
So what generic prison movie was this?
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
v3w3k9Dch
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Date: March 09, 2016 06:40PM
the bitch test Wrote:
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> My old college roommate did 6 months of hard time
> for some shit before he turned his life around and
> he was cool enough to tell me some of his
> stories.
>
> Eesh obviously isn't going to have to worry about
> his safety but he is going to probably get the
> bitch test a few times and if he fails even one of
> those tests he's going to end up walking around
> without shoes on because someone decided he was an
> easy mark and took them
i just drove by Eesh's house tonight and all the windows were smashed out. he really is hated from this website
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> My old college roommate did 6 months of hard time
> for some shit before he turned his life around and
> he was cool enough to tell me some of his
> stories.
>
> Eesh obviously isn't going to have to worry about
> his safety but he is going to probably get the
> bitch test a few times and if he fails even one of
> those tests he's going to end up walking around
> without shoes on because someone decided he was an
> easy mark and took them
i just drove by Eesh's house tonight and all the windows were smashed out. he really is hated from this website
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Lies are bad
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Date: March 09, 2016 06:41PM
You should get on some meds for your delusions
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
In your head
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Date: March 09, 2016 06:41PM
i5e444 Wrote:
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> heard Eesh was just released.. can anyone confirm
> ????
Don't listen to the voices lmao
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> heard Eesh was just released.. can anyone confirm
> ????
Don't listen to the voices lmao
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Ying Ko
()
Date: March 09, 2016 06:43PM
Someday, they'll make a movie about Cody Eesh.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
Geoff Tate
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Date: March 09, 2016 07:44PM
This guy has one foot in hell.
Re: Eesh's third night in the slammer...
Posted by:
lulz s3c
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Date: March 10, 2016 06:51PM
ghost face killa